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andi-o-geyser · 1 year

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*record scratch*

Yup, that’s me, watching my future wife fall to the ground dead from a trap I set off. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation. Well, my life’s a little crazy, but it all began when my family was murdered in a political coup and I made a pact to create the first gun with a smoke demon...

#poor guy cannot catch a break #percy de rolo is the only character ever actually #fucked up nerdy preppy angsty white haired anime gun boy with a secret soft side who makes clockwork presents for his friends?#literally nobody is doing it like him #you go gunslinger; get that trauma!#try to make up for your curse and atone for your sins but fuck everything up anyways! go crazy have a mental breakdown!!#decide to say ''fuck it'' and insult your love intrest's father to his face in such a savage verbal dressing down he'll never recover!#i support him in all his endeavours and hes never done anything bad actually #critical role #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #including his full name for kicks #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #cr1 #critical role spoilers #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #lovm #tlovm season 2 #tlovm s2 #vox machina #perc'ahlia #andis thought geyser

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