WAIT GUYS IT'S LIKE 1 AM AND I NEED TO SLEEP BUT OH MY GOD TMA COMMUNITY AU
Jon is abed nadir
Brown
Autistic
How much different is film making and an entrenched need to See and Know everything really?
Vaguely off putting
Gets bitches when he wants to
Listen abed is just college Jon, back when he was less traumatised
Evil abed would be Jon in like S4/5 I guess
Does that make Martin Troy Barnes????
It doesn't quite work cause Martin is neither athletic, nor a himbo and Troy wouldn't know how to use a kettle
I don't know
ELIAS IS DEAN PELTON. FUCK YEAH
GAY
(well pan technically but comes off as A Gay Man)
Tell me that when the jig is up and he's like ah caught them might as well enjoy tormenting them while I can, he wouldn't be a fucking nightmare boss dressing up in costumes
He'd be like how's my favourite archival team?????????
Low key evil and high key manipulative
But super pathetic in the end
Oh my god guys I'm so right
Sasha I think would be Britta
I know Britta was made fun of a lot for her feminist views and stuff but obviously nowadays those views are more accepted
She's got the same level of fierce determination and love for everyone around her, even if she doesn't go about it right
She would totally hack into somewhere if she could
Yeah it makes sense...sort of
Wait would Peter Lukas be pierce???
Old racist white man
Homophobic gay
Has a dynasty
Yeah
Tim could be Jeff I could maybe see that
THE RAGE
THE SUAVE
THE DADDY ISSUES
That one time where Jeff just
WAIT FUCK NO. JEFF ATTACKS A TABLE WITH AN AXE. HES JON.
Wait wait wait this makes a bit more sense
Cause Jeff cons his way into becoming a lawyer
He has huge imposter syndrome, he's faking it all
Just like Jon is
Except he's doing a better job
So imagine Jon if he had major daddy issues and a bit more charisma
They have the same level of not chill but desperately trying to cover it up
Like that one episode where pierce tries to find his dad
And he freaks the fuck out
That's such a Jon coded freaking out
He literally tears a magazine in half and then shrieks into mid air
YESSSSSSSSSSS ugh I'm such a genius
Also Jon and Elias relationship mirrors the deans and jeffs
Like the homoerotic favouritism guys
How the dean blackmails Jeff into doing karaoke with him OH MY GOD.
He only difference is the faked confidence and charisma, Jeff does it better
Oh my god wait is daisy fucking CHANG????
Insane
Murderous
Chang once chased a monkey through a vent
The hunt vibes
Or maybe chang is michael
They're both completely and utterly nonsensical
Just sort of appears and everyone is worse for it
Makes everyone's head hurt
I'm 10000% certain Chang has stabbed someone before and would do it again
Yeah that man is the most avatar of the spiral I've ever seen
Basira could be the sane security guard
Georgie is that one girl in season 6, the one who used to be a IT person
Melanie would be Annie I think, she's definitely murderous enough
This has GRIPPED me and will not let go.
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