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Character interactions that didn't happen in tfa that i think would be amusing:
Jazz and Wreck-Gar. I think Jazz would look at the funny Al Yankovic garbage truck man play his silly tunes and he'd go "damn bro you have some goofy tunes I like that".
I've said it before but Bulkhead and Blitzwing having an art related interaction, either friendly or talking trash about each other.
Porter C. Powwel and Swindle. They're both so greasy separately that putting them in the same room would probably manifest actual grease dripping down the walls.
Jazz and Soundwave, this one speaks for itself.
Honestly just more of the jettwins, they would definitely get along with Sari and Bumblebee.
Sentinel interacting with any of the bots created from allspark shards, he would have a fucking stroke.
In the same vein Sentinel having to deal with the goofy human villains, he would have an even bigger stroke.
Soundwave and Shockwave. Would they get along? Would they try to kill each other? Or would they just quietly seethe but not actually fight because that would inconvenience Megatron.
Also Soundwave and Blitzwing, they could do a little dancey dance together
#transformers animated#tfa prowl#transformers#tfa#tfa bulkhead#tfa blackarachnia#tfa optimus prime#tfa bumblebee#deadlife shitposts#tfa jazz#tfa sentinel prime#tfa swindle#tfa blitzwing#tfa ratchet#tfa jettwins#tfa jetfire#tfa jetstorm#sari sumdac#tfa soundwave
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Ok so like we know that these metal fucks aren't immune to magnets, and that makes me this if anyone has ever tried to just use a really big magnet to catch all their enemies which I don't think has happened that much in tf media so i can only think of three ways as to why not:
1. They just didn't think about it. Kinda lame
2. It's like that forbidden lightsaber trick where you quickly deactivate and activate it so your enemy can't block it. One side sees it as a pussy tactic the other sees it as immoral
3. (The funny one) they did try but it backfired immediately in the most Bugs Bunny-esque fashion
#transformers animated#tfa prowl#tfa#transformers#tfa bulkhead#tfa blackarachnia#tfa optimus prime#tfa bumblebee#deadlife shitposts#maccadam
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I think the fact that Optimus is the dad in basically every other continuity has made people not see the potential of Tfa Ratchet becoming the dad, or I guess grandpa.
Let's face it tfa Optimus is just some guy who was kicked out of college and he has very little idea of what he's doing.
Ratchet would get mad at getting assigned to a crew with a buch of "kids"(cause everyone is a kid conpared to his ancient grumpy ass), he would take one good look at them and go "these guys are a fucking disaster" and begrudgingly become the dad/grandpa because frankly they need the guidance.
#tfa optimus prime#tfa ratchet#transformers animated#tfa#transformers#deadlife shitposts#tfa prowl#tfa bulkhead#tfa bumblebee#i just think peepaw deserves some more appreciation#sure he tells everyone off but he cares about them#even when Bumblebee does something idiotic that he was warned against multiple times
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Ok so like ppl have their own personal sparking lore and it's usually something like "baby but metal" but one thing i do not see as a possibility is molting.
Like consider this for a moment: what if Cybertronians had to like shed plating like crustaceans or insects in order to grow and later in life they just shed like a snake to stay healthy or something. Like it's super dramatic at first but once they're older it's more tame, and also it's very annoying.
It's uncomfortable and it takes forever and Primus forbid that something gets stuck in a joint. It would help make them a little more alien me thinks. Also it would be an absolute spectacle for [insert mandatory human friend main character of your choice here] to witness.
#transformers animated#transformers#tfa#tfp#the transformers fandom#transformers prime#maccadam#deadlife shitposts#also if you want to get extra weird with it maybe they eat the sheddings or something#like a lizard
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You know a funny thing to think about is if cybertronians have some like, goofy ass software/hardware limitations.
Like those clothes designed to confuse ai image recognition, would they just not be able to comprehend what they're looking at like some eldrich monstrosity?
Or I've seen videos where someone is speaking polish but it's pronounced like it's english and I'm just imagining that shit messing with their translation software.
Would their vision bug out if they're near something radioactive like a camera would?
Feel free to add onto this if anyone has more thoughts.
#transformers animated#tfa prowl#tfa#transformers#tfa bulkhead#tfa blackarachnia#tfa optimus prime#tfa bumblebee#deadlife shitposts#maccadam
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Why does tfa Alpha Trion look like a wizard like øcjssfwofbpsbgqhfp
This motherfucker looks like he's about to cast fireball
He looks like he ponders the orb
He looks like he lives in a tower full of books
He looks like he has potions and elixirs
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A lego brick separator?
PERRY THE LEGO BRICK SEPARATOR?
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Idc if this is a bit late here are my headcannons on how good tfa characters would be at wrapping presents.
Optimus wound do just ok. It's wrapped, it looks fine, he might struggle with backing something that isn't a box.
Ratchet is the boomer grandpa who cannot wrap to save his life. He'd much rather just hand you the thing so he'd probably just get one of those pretty boxes and call it a day.
Prowl would do great, much like Optimus there would be nothing to complain about but he can also wrap things that are weirdly shaped
Bulkhead would be the one to do those cute pinterest packages, at the very least that's what he'd try to do. He's trying ok
Bumblebee would be in that odd spot of "it's wrapped but not very well", but he'd get points for effort
Sari is the one who tried her best to teach them, but she's in the same camp as Bumblebee just a tiny step above him
Sentinel wouldn't get anyone anything let's be real
Jazz is just happy to learn about earth, he'd do a good job
The jettwins would be like little kids. They would compete about who can do it better
Megatron is the one nobody would expect to be good at it but he's too prideful to not be good at it
Starscream would boobytrap the presents
Lugnut would struggle with those fucking claws of his
Blitzwing would do a good job and if he switches to random halfway through it'll be even better
Blackarachnia would use spiderwebs as ribbons
This is just for fun, feel free to add characters i didn't mention here
#transformers animated#tfa prowl#tfa#transformers#tfa bulkhead#tfa bumblebee#tfa ratchet#tfa optimus prime#tfa jettwins#tfa jetfire#tfa jetstorm#tfa jazz#tfa blackarachnia#tfa blitzwing#tfa megatron#tfa lugnut#deadlife shitposts
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You know i had a thought: everyone always assumes that between Bumblebee and Bulkhead, that Bulkhead is the older one because of the height difference. Like we only know that they attended bootcamp together and that Bulkhead comes from an energon farm. We have so fucking clue about how basic education works on Cybertron outside of that it exists since Arcee was a school teacher and from those old data tracks it sounded like the kind of stuff you'd teach some fucker who's fresh out the forge.
But like wouldn't it be funny if it was the other way around? Because Bumblebee would definitely try to use that as some sort of gotcha.
It would just be "ur short", "but I'm older than you", "but ur still short".
Might actually incorporate that into my headcannons
#transformers animated#tfa#transformers#tfa bulkhead#tfa bumblebee#deadlife shitposts#i mean cmon Bumblebee would totally be the type to use the fact that he's just slightly older to try and get some sort of authority#and Bulkhead would just call him short and the banter would go on and on
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It's my birthday and i drew a very shitty megamind on this balloon and died laughing, enjoy
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People always talk about Sentinel like "get him pregnant" or "make him the submissive wife", and like that's all great.
But people what about the untapped potential of making Sentinel into a man who is Gomez Addams levels obsessed with his wife. He will do anything and everything because that is his wife and he will be the best husband because pride. Work and status? nah, wife more important. He's the same otherwise but if wife says anything he is obedient like a dog
#transformers animated#tfa#transformers#deadlife shitposts#tfa se#tfa sentinel prime#don't get me wrong the getting him pregnant and making him a good little wife is cool and all#but also make him just the most obsessive husband#make him Meas Houghes levels of obsessed#his wife is the greatest thing better than status or fame
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You know what I'm kinda sick of the "cybertronians looking down on human technological advancement" trope.
Like yeah their tech is infinitely more advanced but both they and all of cybertron is comprised of tech, also they have resources we could only dream of.
But aside from that literally all of human evolution and advancement has happened within a single cybertronian lifespan and has only become faster and faster. Like imagine passively observing a different planet, looking away for a moment and oop! Now they have society, eh whateve- OH SHIT WHEN DID THEY ACHIEVE SPACE TRAVEL? Like a couple thousand years is probably a relatively short time for a being that's millions of years old and seeing a species go from banging rocks together to being capable of of even limited space travel must be wild.
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Headcannon time
Cybertronians are like crows, they're instinctively drawn to shiny and colourful things, as it is one if the things commonly considered attractive.
However they will also sometimes just look at something very shiny and want it for no other reason than that.
#Tfa#Transformers#transformers animated#Headcannon#Tf#Deadlife shitposts#tfa blackarachnia#tfa optimus prime#tfa prowl#tfa bumblebee#tfa bulkhead#tfa ratchet#tfa megatron#tfa jettwins#tfa jazz#tfa blurr
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Hey so we know that cypertronians with earth vehicle modes can be operated like normal vehicles, but do they need to be conscious for it?
Assuming their engines never fully turn off, and all of of the internal mechanisms are sub-contious could a bot just take a nap and be like "you're driving, don't kill us"?
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Prowl wouldve been the kid who flips rocks and logs to find cool bugs
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OK so prowlbulk brainrot thought that has been rotating in my brain for a while now:
What if they get together and keep it hidden from the other to avoid getting bombarded with questions, but one time after a battle they're just both kinda worked up and on a sort of adrenaline high and they kiss without thinking and they don't realise until they turn around and see the others standing there like "????????? how long has this been a thing??????????"
I think it would be funny
#transformers animated#tfa#transformers#deadlife shitposts#tfa prowl#tfa bulkhead#it can just imagine the collective fax machine noises#of everyone trying to comprehend what the fuck just happened#and then the collective facepalm of “how did we not realize”#like Prowl and Bulkhead aren't that great at hiding it#but everyone else is even worse at putting two and two together to realise that these bitches gay#prowlbulk#bulkprowl
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