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im making this its own post actually
found family is "i have endured the fucking horrors with these guys. i would both kill and die for them. i would rip my own bones out to make splints to heal theirs. there is no name for the bond we share"
found family is NOT "this guy is so dad-coded and these guys are so sibling-like and—"
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HTB - Ch.01 - Part 2
CHAPTER 1 COVER - << Previous - Next (May 10th) >>
These pages really show off the fact that this chapter was made over a three month period lol. I bounced around from page to page depending on my mood (background or character).
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Tfa Autobots and Decepticons alike learning human's stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve metal...Sentinel now assume they're gonna eat him.
Sentinel loses access to the internet because he steps the remains of roadkill and future Google tells him he's dying from cancer.
It didn't help that he believed in Medieval anti-demon equipment and tried warding off Sari with garlic and salt by throwing boxes of the stuff at her.
The girl has fast reflexes.
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Hey so Dead Dove doesn't necessarily mean "This fic will be fucked up beyond rational belief just by its nature." No, it's a reminder to read the tags. It's exactly what it says on the can.
The story is the same level of intensity as the setting. I will not fade to black. I'm not pulling punches. But I'm not randomly punching in the air just for shock value though, everything will move the plot forward and all that. But just READ THE TAGS. That's what Dead Dove means.
I have a lot of weird hangups about medical shit and if I wasn't the one writing this fic I would be freaked out a little by reading what a doctor does to me, or me or my friends getting injured. I could possibly be upset by reading about myself attempting to take my own life. So that's one reason I labeled it Dead Dove.
Dead Dove tag is a courtesy from the author and not a challenge to the reader.
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actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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AHHHHHHH PLEASE PLEASE PRETY PLEASE can you draw tfp bulkhead 🙏🙏🙏he is a very designed guy and i bet he'd look very cool in your styleeeeee. ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
(also what's your opinion on the bulken jacks...... the wrecker husbands........ The bulkjacks...........)
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