dan and phil keep making jokes about swinging yet the moment their sim kissed someone else they got all offended and uncomfortable like. ok sure hun, i’m sure you’re swinging all day long, whatever you say

dan and phil aren’t gonna say anything about getting married, they’re just going to go to japan again and the locals will think it’s just another japhan holiday, but we’ll Know. and they know we’ll know. and i think that’s beautiful

seeing as dan brought back The BIG Jacket™️ for the bachelor party, i think they should both wear the sparkly boncas suits for the wedding. please i am asking nicely

dan saying “i know it’s scary” in response to evan running away from the altar, almost as if he’s been in a similar position before? and then immediately covering it up by making a joke about bob wearing a dress? wedding hill is getting reeeeaaaaally comfortable rn

“these homosexuals are feral” ok mr “i look like a cat screaming, claws protruding from my flesh, arching my back, fur molting” howell, whatever you say

“having someone gyrate in your direction is weird” have you forgotten the sexy end screen dance daniel? must i remind you of your sins?

the way dan was looking at phil for the entirety of the stripper conversation…literally get a room ffs

catboy dan in the first thirty seconds, jesus fucking christ they need to be stopped

DANS WEARING THE BIG JACKET OH MY FUCKING GOD