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thetreaclepeople · 10 months

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PC Pendle's afraid of heights in this clip from The Treacle People. Follow for more nonsense!

#90s tv shows #british tv #the treacle people #animated tv series #stop motion #kids tv #funny tv #animated tv show #90s cartoons #90s tv series #dad jokes #fear of heights #saturday morning tv #saturday morning cartoons #growing up british #british humour

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anotherpapercut · 3 days

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yesterday I drove around a parking lot a little and parked a car twice which may seem like nothing but thats literally the first time I've ever been behind the wheel

#on Saturday my friend taught me to skip rocks and then yesterday he started taching me to drive #we joked that hes like my dad lmao. i dont have a dad so the closest i can get is my one and only cishet guy friend

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mayalaen · 3 months

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@ltleflrt For some reason your ask page is insisting I'm not logged in, so I can't send an ask 😭 But that doesn't get you out of a terrible dad joke though so

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along!

#saturday morning dad jokes #ltleflrt

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greghatecrimes · 8 months

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about to run back to work but I gotta say. Cameron finding herself, realizing she’s a lesbian and then becoming Thirteen’s confident gf… on purpose being a mean lesbian to House specifically… love the concept of this

#local baby gay terrorizes her girlfriend’s dad after years of being the butt of the joke #allison cameron #camteen #cadley #back 2 work in saturday hell 🫡#headcanons

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howldean · 1 day

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birthday tomorrow 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#nobody can make it……. aiouoo :/#wish i was joking but im going to a thing and sent it to a bunch of my friends and i only heard back from four people and they said they #couldn’t make it. no one else said jack shit at all. what the fuck guys #and i was so excited for saturday birthday!! so people could come!! and here we are. then there’s lunch on sunday with my mom and brother #and grandma and dad (he’s not invited he just lives with my fucking grandma) and i need to make it through that #i’d bet a great deal that my dad got some amazon search supernatural junk despite me telling him that’s like !! the one thing i don’t want #(yes i want spn trash. but it has to be Good spn trash or Camp spn trash. and he ain’t doing that)

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ellendd · 2 months

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Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas!!

#saturday morning dad jokes

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hotcinnamonsunset · 4 months

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trying to be a good™️ daughter (+1 point for calling my parents on christmas eve to catch up as i won’t see them until the 26th) but made a fatal error (forgot about christmas eve mass and called them during the service) (-1000 points for being a bad (fake) catholic)

#they are staunchly saturday evening mass people. but I always forget about all the holiday specials at church.#I feel for my dad though. he and I used to joke our way through christmas eve mass because neither of us take catholicism seriously.#he did text me back when he didn’t answer my call so +1 to him using his phone in church.

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plethodontidae · 5 months

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look at this belt buckle i found today 😭

#chit chat #LIKE IRS SO COOOOLLLL #i bought it for $5 are we joking #my dad is taking me on saturday to get new belts so i can put it on it LMAAOAOOAKSK

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actualalligator · 2 months

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What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less!!

#saturday morning dad jokes

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guiltyidealist · 7 months

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When you say something witty and your parents laugh really hard actually !!!! I got a good grade in Sociable And Charismatic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve!!!!!!!

#GOOD MOMENT #it was the kinda head-thrown-back laugh you only really hear when they're drinking and playing CAH with family friends #so like you KNOW it was good #my dad (who is recently retired) and my mom were watching the Golden Bachelor and bantering about it #they were joking about the woman suitors being close in age to my dad-- closer than my mom who is 9 years his Junior #she #joked that he should go onto the golden bachelor and he was like nooo lmao #my mom addressed me then and said I'm not allowed to sign dad up for the golden bachelor #I rolled my eyes and shook my head disappointedly and said ''there goes my Saturday night plans''#and my dad threw back his head and laughed real big LMAO #and i was like. comedian 💯 sociability 💯 adjustment 💯

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roger-paladino · 1 year

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Sorry for being really slow with like. everything art related guys I have been going through it so bad

#Im so emotionally and physically burnt out rn i physically can't even talk to my friends without feeling like my heads abt to explode #this is mostly for the people commissioning me rn I can't get anything good out atm #I'm working on them but bear with me for a day or so #so im gonna. mental health break. Im seeing my dad tomorrow and saturday he's getting me out of the house so maybe I'll be back to normal #my mums bf put up cameras that alert his phone when someone moves outside and it just kicked my anxiety up so bad I literally can't handle #the idea of leaving the house and him seeing it on the camera and making a comment lmaoooo #I gotta. get over that but he makes fun of me all the time anyway (in a joking way im just sensitive) so I just expect it #and bc of that I can't leave my house more so than normal #I need to see a doctor abt my anxiety like. bad. but Im too scared of going and wasting their time since the NHS is already strained #which. also comes from my anxiety lol #its BADDDD its so bad I shouldn't be scared to go outside #I do try and force myself and its never that bad but I disassociate the whole time and I feel like im not making any progress really #anyway sorry for turning into a little vent LMAO oopsie..#all this to say I'm very eepy and just need a second to get back on track #.txt

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i-am-your-smom · 1 year

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Smom fact

Smom tells dad jokes

☕️cc•)__)_\How did mao win gold in the long jump?

☕️cc•)__)_\ he made a Great Leap Forward

#snom #the snom mom #snomblr #pokemon #smom fact saturday #history jokes #history puns #puns #dad jokes

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alchemic-elric · 1 year

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Roy left a picture for his son on the kitchen counter.

There is a loud obnoxious laughter that escapes him as he stops to stare at the counter before starting to make dinner. Mismatched fingers raise to wipe the tears out of the corners of his eyes.