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xxcherrycherixx · 6 months

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C.A Cupid to Ashlynn Ella after the whole dexter situation: i think im going to take a loooong break from romance.

3 months later at the glass slipper

cupid: hey ashlynn! i need shoes for a wedding

ashlynn: oh perfect, we have a formal section over here. what kind of wedding is it? outdoors? traditional? themed?

cupid: Blondie wants it to be a large classic outdoor ceremony, but the reception will be-

ashlynn: wait blondie's getting married? to who??

cupid, confused: me? that's why im here for wedding shoes, i thought that was obvious? anyway-

ashlynn: i thought you were a going to a wedding as a guest! when did you two even start dating?? you're getting married already???

cupid, still looking at shoes, oblivious to ashlynn's distress : we started dating 2 months ago, she proposed 3 weeks ago. and we're not getting married yet, we're waiting until spring so there's still 4 more months. did you really not get an invite?? we sent them out last week- ooh do you have these in a size up?

#ever after high #c.a cupid #ashlynn ella #blondie lockes (in spirit)#i have such heartlockes brainrot its not funny #the idea of them being the type of bitches to get married right after they start dating is hilarious to me #wedding speedrun %300 current WR #their wedding is chaotic as fuck #cupid invites her entire family and it causes a lot of problems #blondie interrupts the ceremony multiple times to record interviews and reactions from the wedding guests.#cupid doesn't mind and when blondie's done they just continue the vows like nothing happened.#blondie and cupid stay at the reception party for like 30 minutes before dipping out. no one see's them for the rest of the night.#cupid's family cheer for her skipping straight to the wedding night-#-meanwhile blondie's family consider disownment for the third time that day.#thankfully they don't disown her and the two still get invited to family events :D

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