i know dan had to put his phone/computer down and take a lap around his room

the victemp dynamic. relationship chart by crow template

luv clive barker so much hes my bestie the way i think god is my bestie

having a crush on slmeone you only know online is the most embarassing shit in the world

January 17th, 2024

I don't have any pictures from my silly little digital camera from recently so instead I am putting pictures I took on it in like ~5th grade. I don't really remember taking these pictures but they feel nostalgic to me. But anyways I have to write about what happened today! So on twitter I talk a lot about my croomf, mostly about me getting excited at every small interaction we have. We have two classes together, and one of them is yoga, in which we get to chose where we sit. Usually he comes in late and has to just sit wherever there is an available space, but today he chose to sit next to me! Not only that, but he said good morning to me as he was sitting down. I know it sounds small and dumb but I like the idea that someone would chose to talk to me or sit next to me! I like being liked! I don't even think he likes me, I think he just sits next to me because I am one of the only people he knows in that class, and it is better than sitting alone. But I will live in my delusions and chose to believe that he likes me! Also, we had to chose a partner for two small activities, and he looked at me in that way where like you look at someone to ask/confirm if they want to be partners without actually asking. And when we were doing the activities I said I liked his socks (they had kiwis on them, both the fruit and the bird), and he said he liked my pants (red and black plaid pajama pants). And then we had to do a yoga pose that was essentially a wall sit but against the partners back (idk how to describe it). It was weird and kind of awkward but his back was warm. And he laughed at a dumb pun I made. (HE LAUGHED AT A DUMB PUN I MADE)! I met him at the beginning of the school year, and at first I just wanted to be friends with him, but then I started actually liking him. At the time I started liking him I was back into my the 1975 phase, so I kind of associate them with liking him now. Only some songs though. I love having someone to like. Today during lunch I saw the person I had a crush on from 7th grade to sophomore year. He says hi to me every time we pass each other, which I appreciate. I like knowing people and I like saying hi to people. And I love talking to people! That's part of the reason why I like my croomf, he is outgoing and easy to talk to! He seems like he wants to talk to me! I like when people want to talk to me! Unfortunately I am cursed with only talking to people in class and not being able to talk to them or hang out with them outside of class. In 2024 I will hang out with new people outside of a class or club. Starting with club oomf who is also in my history class. They are really easy to talk to and seems to like talking to me, so I feel like we could be normal friends instead of just class friends, but I don't really know how to approach them outside of school/the club we are in.

Unrelated but there is a person at my school who looks EXACTLY like one of my twitter oomfs (who is also one of two followers I have on tumblr (if you see this hiii)) and every time I see them have to stop and think about it for a minute. Maybe one day I will go up to them and tell them they look like a twitter oomf. But also why would I do that, why would they care. But also I want to talk to new people. But also I will probably end up getting to nervous to do it.

Anyway the 1975 are my goats (I love yearning).

Me vs resisting the urge to comment on everything this girl I like posts.

my WHAT????

Talked about this with oomf (AKA CROOMF!!!!) yesterday but.. whenever I look at that one image of Heatman I can't help but pretend the little lines beneath his eyes which are probably just for extra detail are little lashes

After Last Night

Waking up with him after a hookup

Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 |

FAT/LBC men x gn reader (William Included for all my Aris out there)

CW: very suggestive, maybe dubcon?? (Mentioned that Lars and reader were both drunk in his)

A/N: waking up with cael is waking up behind bars thats croomf, groomf even 😭😭😭 im jp u dk him since ur childhood here ok this is a safe space

Edit: Alkaid rewrite 🥶🥶

more utc

LARS / LUO XIA (罗夏)

- SCENARIO: You’re in a similar or complementary industry to him and he’s had his eye on you a bit, admiring how you present yourself but you never really became too closely acquainted. One crazy night of drinking during a negotiations meeting later and two lonely busy old people get busy (30 isnt old sorry. Uncalled for)

- You wake up first; he is KNOCKED OUT

- He wakes up with the wildest bedhead normally and even moreso today. He’s drooling and sprawled out across the couch with a loose hold on your body (Just his arm slung around you as he sleeps)

- His grip on you tightens if you try to leave the couch but if you’re insistent he’ll just let you go; whine grumbles about it in his sleep

- He has work and he’s very busy so he’ll have to leave soon but he wants to make it up to you because he wasn’t being professional; he makes the effort to at least chat or have breakfast with you before leaving which you don’t mind since you’re busy as well

- He usually doesn’t do hookups since he’s busy, doesn’t want to lead anyone on and knows he’ll get attached too easily so he rlly dk what happened, he was lonely but ayayay this is a mess. He does his absolute best to make things less awkward for you

- This scenario would actually be so wild bc if you wanted to do it again while sober I don’t think he’d say no LOL as soon as you had breakfast/chatted he started to like you even more I think and remembers last night being really great so

- I don’t think he’d initiate it if you did do it again though because he feels really bad about being unprofessional but ever since that night if he ever sees you his eyes are glued to you, your body and all its curves and/or edges; he’s so distracted help him 😭😭

- It’s even worse if he’s pent up, he actually will just. Avoid you if you don’t assure him it’s alright he doesn’t want to be weird and he knows he wont be able to focus so he gets a little nervous around you from then on

ALKAID / LU CHEN (路辰）

- SCENARIO: You’re his classmate and more importantly, his film dealer. You’ve been selling him film and camera repairs for a pretty good price compared to how high the quality is from a small shop that doesn’t get too much traction because it’s more of an antique shop but you do offer more. He was usually standardly polite and short maybe with an extra question out of curiosity here and there before becoming a regular over time. You eventually started tacking on a few more comments and questions than necessary but not so many that it’s noticeable, chatting him up a bit im class as well until you started actively seeking him out, being curious about him and you two became friends. Since this is an edit I’m gonna say like Ayn, you’re probably already in a situationship by the time you hook up but unlike Ayn you haven’t kissed yet (he’d at least ask you out or vice versa before kissing i think) You were over at his apartment to study and help bathe Sparkle; just generally hang out and after a PAINFUL amount of tension building with playful comments and little touches so much so that you ended up kissing him and one thing lead to another !!

- You wake up first but likely go back to sleep and he wakes up during that time tbh. I feel like his home is cozy as hell not to mention Sparkle climbing up and cuddling with you

- He let you wear his clothes to bed since yours got messy and he noticed that you were shivering, freezing from wearing. Well. Nothing. So he let you borrow something and his entire face is red including his ears an neck, it’s quite a view— both you and him

- He ghosts his thumb over your features, his gentle touch almost unnoticeable as he notes each unique thing about you as if trying to identify different stars in the sky

- You had already cuddled up to him in your sleep and he lays in bed with you in his loose embrace for an absurd amount of time until he decides his heart has had enough and gets up to make you both breakfast, you stirring a bit in your sleep in the process

- He kept trying to find an opportunity to get up before but you clung to him so he couldn’t find it in himself to leave you gn but when he did eventually get up he just kissed the crown of your head and gently pulled your arms off of him, then laying you down

- His bed head is just his normal hair honestly and he doesn’t move too much, just snores a little bit and slightly drools

- He’s embarrassed the rest of the day, his usual charismatic persona failing on him when he needs it most and he’s a bit nervous not knowing if you’d felt the same as him or if it was just lust. Though all that is quickly nipped in the bud when you give him a kiss on the cheek and confess properly, holding his hands in yours

- Deciding he’s wasted enough time being a dork He offers to take you on your first date in a nearby cafe since it was pretty impromptu but he still says it with a helpless smile and slight blush. On this date he def took pictures and has them pinned on his wall; they’ll quickly become some of his most prized photos

CLARENCE / SI LAN (司岚）

- SCENARIO: You two went to the same high school all four years and maybe even the same middle school at some point but you never really interacted because he was busy with schoolwork and so were you so you really never felt the need to bother him. Little did you know Clarence had the biggest crush on you since you met and after being acquainted through the student council you became friends. Upon growing closer and some worrying about how little he relaxes later and you mayyy have accidentally made out with him a little in the council room after hours 🥺 then took it back to your apartment 🥺🥺 and ended up sleeping together 🥺🥺🥺

- He wakes up first and just stares at the ceiling. how did this happen oh my god. Not in a bad way but oh my GOD. -Clarence

- He’s so embarrassed by last night especially with his own behavior. Just remembering the sounds he made and the words he said has him reeling; he must’ve told you he loved you 100,000 times

- he just stays completely still hoping you’re still asleep and once you wake up he shuts his eyes so fast kind of trying to pretend to be asleep but with how tightly his eyes and lips are shut you know he’s awake

- You give him a little kiss on his eyelids and lips and he knows he’s caught; he blushes but then kind of just lets a small exasperated smile wash over his face; he really doesn’t know what to do

- His bedhead is basically the same as his normal but more messy around the bangs also he snores a tiny bit but thats pretty much it

- He’s pretty happy and normal when he isn’t thinking about the specifics of last night’s events

- He even goes ahead and makes breakfast for you and him as well as his cats (they’re probably the ones who woke yall up lol)

- He doesn’t do hook ups and he’s liked you so long so he reaalllly realllllllllyyyyy hopes you’ll consider getting to know him more and let him take you out on a couple dates because even if his hands are clammy the whole time he’d be so happy

WILLIAM / CHEN ZIHAN (陈子涵）

- SCENARIO: You two have always been best friends with no question of whether or not your feelings were platonic. Well he had no question. You on the other hand had been crushing on him for a while now but didn’t want to ruin the friendship. That was until college. He started noticing you more and your qualities: how you’ve matured and how you’re there when no one else is, so his feelings have gotten a little bit more than just platonic. He justified it as appreciation and normal friend things all the way up until you two suddenly decided to “test out” what kissing and making out would be like. Platonically of course. Since neither of you had ever been in a serious relationship. The sex part was just testing too, trust 🙏

- You wake up first but that doesn’t stop him from having an existential crisis when he wakes up

- You’re excited although a bit nervous from anticipation honestly since you already knew your feelings were not platonic but you didn’t know what he’d think so instead of worrying you just poke his face and admire him sleeping

- His bedhead is crazy, some of his hair sticks up and he has a pool of drool under him. He snores too— finally getting to release his feelings has him K.Od it was tew good

- You go to make breakfast or shower or something and he’d probably wake up during that time bc he doesn’t feel your warmth anymore

- Like Clarence, Liam wakes up perplexed and embarrassed and he’s worried he may have crossed a line doing what he did last night since you were supposed to be just friends! He’s freaking out so bad! come back he needs reassurance 😭

- When you get back he’s so apologetic and is just so nervous around you until you broach the subject, reassuring him that you don’t mind what happened

- After you sort out your thoughts on what happened and have a loooong talk about it you’re pretty much back to being normal and you even hang out for a bit longer, watching some movies and baking together although he does still blush and fumble his words around you a little

- He’s scared to tell you he would rather be yours than be your fwb (friend with benefits) bc this is his first hookup but considering he’s been your best friend and crush for so long you feel the same way so you end up dating pretty soon after

*at court*

maya: who tf is miles edgeworth

phoenix: that’s ex croomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Docktober: Day 5

(ft. Twitter croomf)

can anyone tell me what croomf means cause i keep seeing a pjsk meme with it but it does not sound like a real word for me even for twitter slang

:(

what. i had no idea. if somebody called me their croomf id cry

do you have a lover? you're my croomf :pleading_face:

... hey everyone say hello to my beloved partner, thomas.

sighs at you...

hello my cutie, my angel 🫶🏻

i’m gonna be annoying and ask so many;

3, 6, 7, 20 (ur not allowed to say a baby) 26, 29

i love you sweet girl okay byyyeeeee 💞

omggg don't call me angel I'll start croomfing on you <3

You're never annoying I love to yap

GETTING INTO THESE!!!!!

3. I either opt for really masculine scents (mahogany teakwood from bath and bodyworks I'm looking at you) or fruity ones!! tbh I don't use candles super often anymore but I loveeeee using bakhoor and oud just bc it's soooo good but I'm running low on my stash and I don't have any plans to fly out internationally to buy more so womp womp

6. THREE NICE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU HISSSSSS

okay 3 physical things

• I have very nice eyelashes

• The random beauty marks I have are cute

• All of my piercings look so fucking cool

and 3 not physical things

• I am loud and outspoken (not necessarily a good thing but the jury's still out)

• I will fight tooth and nail for the people I love (you included noelle 🔫🧕🏽)

• And I'm a really good cook!

this was really hard and I'm mad at you for making me do this (/j)

7. So my favorite colors are yellow and pink, but those aren't necessarily Calming to me yk? I think just white and blue and gold are very nice to the eyes together and it soothes me I think

20. a baby

LMAO no okay what I really want more than anything rn is an uninterrupted 15 hours of sleep i think it would heal me

26. I don't know if there's really a movie I'd like to live in I feel like I watch super tragic movies a lot LMFAO

Barbie feels like a basic answer but I stand by it, or if I could just be a side character in a bollywood period piece (minus the tragedy and misogyny and impending colonization) that could be fun!!!

29. Night!! 🌙🌙 I am such an insomniac so I'm never asleep before 2am (which is technically the morning I guess) but I do my best work when my house is silent and there's darkness outside, it's just calming <3

I LOVE YOU TOO PRETTY GIRL MWWWWWAH

NOW TAKE YOUR HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE