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empressofmankind · 4 months

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Everyone needs hobbies, even crocodiles

And, in my unending wisdom, I've decided, (aside from Bananawani care and rearing) for no ulterior reasons at all (I promise, I am normal about this), that Crocodile's ought to be dancing.

Hear me out -

It's a very classy hobby? It (can) be very showy. And, particularly partnered-style dances (traditionally) lean on the man's lead, and many show off the partner. The fashion, is also usually flawless. And he has the figure for them tights. Ugh, them legs. Also, the tiddies.

With the whole Mafia-thematics, I lean to 20-30's (like quickstep!) but also Latin styles across the board. For, I suppose, obvious reasons.

He has the energy, stamina and strength to pull these speeds and moves off (and carry a partner's handicap if necessary) and I think it'll be very impressive because of his size. A guy that big should not be legally allowed to move that fast or that smoothly or that quietly.

But it's a BIG MOOD.

And I am weak.

So, I am having it.

Also, those legs of his? Going to shine in this.

His size is also a hitch, particularly his length and strength, but we got tall, sturdy girls who can reach a shoulder and take an impact tug - for example, Shivs is 1.92m, add some nice heels and it'll work out.

Lemme show you what I mean, so you have the proper visuals whenever you catch me the coming days whining about Croc and Shivs wiping everyone off of the dance floor, stealing their thunder.

Riccardo and Yulia are multi-times world champions, and I just. Ugh. The energy. The moves. The outfits. I could watch this on repeat forever.

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I love how showy this routine is, with its quick steps and unapologetically sexual moves?? Croc and Shivs would rock this! And they'd both look great in these outfits? He wants to show off so badly how sweet and supple 'the Vice' is under that layer of iron she's got?? Poor man is unwell, but don't say it to his face.

I will probably draw them at some point, because of those outfits.

I swear, this is how people in Alabasta realise they're bisexual.

Accomplice tags to @tiredemomama & @fanaticsnail

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