Uhm the illness is taking over ..

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GMM #2589 | Is Fancy Food ACTUALLY Worse?

this shouldn't be as mesmerizing as it is >w<

hi i am thinking about. evil king laios with chilchuck kneeling between his legs except!! fuck it. evil chilchuck. the king and his most trusted beloved right hand man advisor (except you wouldn't know it on sight because the advisor is wearing a collar with the sigil of the demon king embossed on it) but rest assured. chilchuck is not a victim here. and then when laios is done being the evil demon king for the day they go stare into each others' eyes and whisper sweet nothings away from the prying eyes of the monster court. i think i gauve myself covif.

anon ur an absolute genius and im in love with you. ur so right. ur literally so right. im on the floor with my head in my hands…youre literally so right. im so deeply normal about the concept of chil sitting next to laios all doe eyed and innocent and then when nobody is looking hes like „laios…..you should kill them all“. i dont even care how he gets corrupted but i need it NOW its important for my physical wellbeing i need it for my survival. my entire body is shaking. i think laios should talk about how he would burn the entire world (minus falin) down for chil and chil is like aww <33 youre sweet

whenever i read about how many of the league of gentlemen’s characters are based on real people they knew, i remember that time i was on a bus and the man behind me was talking very loudly on the phone and said “you and your stepdad, though, that’s different because your dad doesn’t care about you. you think that’s how life works and it’s not” and before i even had time to process that he comes out with “he’s a fat sweaty nonce”

i can’t write comedy for shit but oh how i wish i could write a sketch based on that experience

God I love Glass Mask it's one of the mangas ever

why did i only just notice. theres no way

(50/50 on covid or flu but a hidden stat that says it's Nothing and I'm a Little Bitch™)

An atomic bomb just went off on my dms

hello recently released new moderna covid vaccine. I have Quastion. why are you making my legs hurt. that makes 0 sense. what is your fucking deal ??????

here it comes. 10 more months of passing acquaintances in the halls and not knowing whether to smile or wave or say hi or all of them or none of them

me for the past month bitterly watching my class of 2022 friends post their prom and grad and senior trip photos knowing ill never experience that ☹️

I've had c0vid for a few days, and as someone who has to keeps blowing my nose 24/7 or I start dripping snot, I am going to change my profile pic on here to Lottie from Snotgirl cause that's my covid vibr I guess.

i just pictured cate blanchett playing morticia addams with oscar isaac as gomez anf i need to lie down

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I thought my sinuses were just dry but when I turn my head I get swooshes...

got covid this week, so my dm covered my shifts even though he was needed in 2 other places at once. turns out hr tried to get me to come in 2 days after i tested positive and that fucker called me, told me they wanted me to come in. paused. and said, “wait no, hang on. imma call them and say no, i want you to rest,” and hung up on me before waiting for an answer.

so, shout out to my dm for fighting for me i guess and fuck you hr, now i dont trust shit.