Going togheter with this

how many cotl related dreams have you had by now?

Oh my god all my new followers are gonna have to get caught up to speed huh? So if I rotate something in my brain enough, the likelihood of me thinking about it as I'm falling asleep makes my chances of dreaming about it astronomically higher. Most notably, every other month or so I've had like.. a lucid dream where Shamura and I are just vibing in what seems to be their library. (This is why Pura drew me the Shamura profile picture actually.) Results have varied.

I'm just gonna copy and paste directly from my dream log document I have in the notes section of my phone.

-Shamura Lucid dreams. What have we done... Just chatting, talk about fears and shit, gave them a bubble tea (didn't go well), hug (not super comfy but it was nice anyway).. mostly just talk. They suck at jokes. They are literally so sweet and CONSTANTLY DEPRESSED BUT their presence is so comforting I don't know how else to describe it. Such a friend fr. Looked through their library.. I didn't understand anything but it looked cool but also felt like if I looked at anything wrong I'd set myself on fire by accident. Idk. most recently I talked to them about Gender Thoughts™ and just asked them how they knew they were nonbinary and they hit me with a "Well how did you know YOU were nonbinary ::)" motherfucker you are ten steps ahead of me right now. Forget the trans allegory of trying to "crack the egg." They put it in the microwave and tried to fucking explode it.

-Heket was my wife and we went swimming

-Shamura ran a Mexican restaurant, made good nachos

-Abstract dream, saw all five bishops. Just kind of observed stuff from the outside rather than interacting with them but nothing was super clear, other than them reuniting

-dream that lasted like 2 minutes, Shamura with a little Narinder. I think I was like watching an animated short tho, they weren't actually there. (Note: I still want this so bad)

-I was the Lamb and I went crusading and when I was done Leshy gave me a reward. I don't know why. I chose having a new scar (love that getting injured was my reward) and another choice was like .. the bishops had stronger weapons to fight me with?

-Kallamar (I'm pretty sure from @meatcatt's Redo AU. Great I'm dreaming about AUs of friends now.) was in his Gaming Hole™ and I went to say hi but I startled him and he like... Broke his mug or something and the noise woke me up at 4:45 in the morning.

-Choose ur starter pokémon (Bishop). They were all little and lying down on a table. I wasn't able to pick just one so I made some fried rice instead?? Also I was moving into a house with Ryan (note: my younger brother. I'm the first of 4 kids, he's the second of us)

-I was immediately transported back to 6th grade with all the knowledge I have now and started making predictions about the future that were all correct because I had lived it. One of the things I predicted was some sort of apocalypse that involved a red fungus taking over the world. All of the Bishops were responsible for this, and I distinctly remember Kallamar in a spaceship.

-Leshy disintegrated in front of me???? I think I killed him with my mind I'm SO SORRY LESHY

-Saw Shamura on 3 separate occasions on one night. One they were helping me win a competition to win a house but the house was boobytrapped and haunted and I had to get through the boobytraps to win it wait how were they helping me exactly?, second we were farming together I think in that exact house and we had like so many vegetables I couldn't fucking move and third we were selling ice cream together.

-I saw Narinder!!! Finally!! I was in some. Sermon thing. And he was giving a speech about peace for his followers. Idk (oh wait I didn't remember I had dreamt about him before)

-Had a dream that I became Heket's vessel. At the end of the dream, she turned against me and tried to reclaim her crown. I didn't see that one coming, somehow. Also, the fight took place in my parents's bathroom.

That is so sweet and adorable. The first time Leshy ever receives unending loyalty is from his crush. No wonder he was so flustered!

Baby Leshy knows what's up with his older self and this cat, UNLIKE HIS OLDERSELF THE DENSE BI-[the rest of this mensage has been deleted by Shamura's "older sibling smack of sense"]

I am CHEWING on your time-travelling baby gods comics. I love them so much. Just the image of bby!Nari basically having his entire foundations ripped to pieces because 1) apparently he's gonna marry a mortal and 2) said mortal's own past self just said he was nice.

Poor baby is gonna go through it.

(Also the potential that bby!Lamb is just sweetly oblivious the whole time is hilarious to me. I like to think they'd follow Lamb around since they are another sheep or Narinder since clearly the other lamb trusts them a lot and bby!Nari gets sooo fricking jealous cause that one is his ok! You've got your own one!)

THAT'S SO ADORABLE HOLD ON-

Bby Narinder has an ego but it's extremely small compared to his unwaving curiosity, wich means his subtle interest is like a golden elephant in the middle of the room

here, have this lil fluff of tinny (to-be)Gods lost in wrong time as a break for the last two angst pages

Lamb: how to send them back...

Narinder: oh this is so stupid...anyways kid here's your future spouse and you won't run away from them even if you tried

@spidey-555

After much pondering, he is at the end of the day the Bishop of chaos so...

In the timetravel baby gods, is it just Lamb and Nariander, or does Ermis/yellow cat meet baby Leshy?

Now he does :)

And this one goes for the iner children and teens who survived a control freak and now are grow and discovering themselves

I just realized that when we meet Baby!Leshy Baby!Naru's crown is sitting on Baby!Lamb's head! That's adorable and shows just how strong the crowns favoritism is.

Hehehehehhe YEAH :D The crow basicaly:

Also, let's be honest who wouldn't like to have a fluffy throne

"You are bald!?" Feels so perfect for baby Leshy. Also, when Baby!Nari found baby!lamb enjoying the sun, he was talking about having Shamura kill all the decibels, why?

Well, you see....

Incompetence anoys him

Are you saying kalimar had hair?

Mine did :D

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If any time passes between when baby!nari left and he returns, Shamura is already going to have them killed painfully, whether he believes they killed Nari or knows he's lost in time.

Honestly I'm more inclined to use: "and then they wake up in their specific time having vague memories of what happen"

So for little Narinder he was found in his bed for Shamura's relief, not so much time after, babbling about a strange dream

Shamura: God's don't dream Narinder, God's prophesie

Narinder: ..... Kallamar is gonna be bald

Shamura: ..... maybe young gods can dream on second thought

Does that mean he'll notice watching grown Nari and Lamb? And will he be jealous of all the attention Baby!Nari is giving Baby!Lamb?

I don't feel like he would be jealous of attention, but he probably would panic

Little Leshy: OH NO WE ARE ALL BECOMING KALLAMAR?!

Current Kallamar: I took offense to that y'know

Little Leshy: YOU ARE BALD?!

Baby Leshy knows what's up. Leshy is so protective and possessive, while Ermis, is like, "Yeah, I'd die for you. Isn't it obvious?" In the most casual way. Also yes, Shamura!

(Sorry I keep filling your inbox, but I love this so much!)

He took after Narinder and he will refuse to admit it(little Leshy doesn't noticed yet bc his Narinder has not found a lover yet)

I love asks don't worry about it XD

You know what? I'm shit at choosing a name so help me