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"Is. Is this it? How has this incredibly flashy looking man managed to get away from authorities every time? At this point, i am actively hoping for some type of fraud"

The weird guy gets into a motorcycle, The police force gets into their car and give chase

"Is this your first car chase?"

"Yes, have you been to many?"

"Oh, all the time! Sometimes, we let the criminals get away a bit so we can have a cool chase scene, I appeared on TV for it once!"

"Wow, thats so smart!"

"Im definitely posting this recording on my blog"

They get out, and they find the motorcycle in the wall of a poorly lit street, near an alleway.

They look around for a minute

"Welp, we did our best. Time for dinner"

"Huh????"

"Lets get burgers"

"But what about pizza"

"Um. What about, the report?"

"Oh yeah, whoever makes the report needs to say we were here for an hour, no, make it two"

"...Well, this case is closed. I guess I'll stick around for more evidence but this should keep my client content."

"God, I hope the guys from the capital are better. These didn't even look for clues! Even just me could catch him if I tried!"

"In fact.

I could try.

I dont want to go with those guys anyways "

"Ugh, if Im pursuing a criminal, I am getting out of this uncomfortable jacket, and that ugly hat.

I hope this case ends soon so I can shave again.

And a haircut, I need a haircut"

One climb later

"Hhhhhhhhh"

"Maybe I was too harsh on those guys, i would also prefer burgers to conquering the vertical axis"

The wind blows, He looks up

And completes his mission

He caught the criminal

"There he is. That winged fucker"

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