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ohana · 3 years

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Karate Kid/Cobra Kay Survey

Thanks for the tag @idontknowkaratebutiknowcrazy <3

It's the year 2021 and you're obsessed with The Karate Kid. How are you feeling?: Look there is nothing wrong with me! *Sherlock gif*. No okay, I feel quite good. I like obsessions, I only work on obsessions and it is definitely better to be obsessed with Karate Kid than with cocaine. I think. Not really sure about it.

Did you grow up with TKK or are you new to the series?: I knew the movies when I was kid, I remember watching some scenes from KK III and the obviously "Wax on, wax off" but except that nothing. When my bf started to watch Cobra Kai (because I suggested, I've read about it and he wanted something to watch without me) I was "Oh look Hilda's boyfriend!(Ugly Betty)" and it was Daniel LaRusso, so definitely not an expert of the franchise. Then the magic happened and between the s2 and the s3 I watched all the movies.

We gotta do the basics. Favorite character: Danielsan <3

Favorite ship: Lawrusso. I’m a slut for the enemies to lovers. And Daniel and Kumiko (i’m a slut for a good teen romance too).

Underrated character: I love Bert, he is so small. And Moon.

Underrated ship (don’t say therapy, lol): I quite liked Aisha and Tory, I wish they had chosen that path instead of Tory / Miguel.

Wax On, Wax Off or Sweep the Leg?: Sweep the Leg!

Which of Daniel’s dumb little outfits is your favorite?: Johnny’s red jacket. It’s canon in my mind, sorry. And the prom outfit.

Character from the films you most want to return, who’s not Terry Silver: Dutch. Or the mac and cheese.

Scene that lives in your head rent-free: The parallel between Daniel who stands still/paralized while Kreese (tries to) suffocates Johnny in Karate Kid and Daniel who saves Johnny in Cobra Kai. And the hug between Johnny and Bobby in s3, the softness of that scene always moves me.

Will Anthony LaRusso ever be relevant?: wait until the next Cobra Kai serie in the 2050. Just wait, this serie is his villain origin story.

You live in The Valley and are forced into the karate gang war. Which dojo do you join?: Miyagi-do, at least the sensei has a nice butt.

What’s your training montage song?: Kiss off, Violent femmes.

It’s the crossover event of the century! Which TV show are you combining with Cobra Kai for an hour-long Saturday night special?: I have two ideas. Ash Vs Evil dead because it would be hilarious. And Oz. Just think about it. After the season 2 of Oz Mc Manus decides to have a karate tournament between the inmates of Emerald City because the boxe tournament went so well and almost no-one died (almost! but for Em city is a success!). But he doesn't know karate (he doesn't know how to do his job too) so he needs some sensei and then you have our guys! And it's perfect because is basically the only way to have Kreese in a prison.

I tag @dedlit @raphidae @banzai-larusso @johnlockismyreligion @clementines-stuff

#cobra kai

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skeletonwoman · 6 years

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9. Cinema At Its Finest

honeslty, christmas movies are wyld and they literally all have the same casts and it’s just so impressive. also. this one is abt THEO RAEKEN AND EXCuse the horrific text talk but as that old text post says “its hard to make the words go [etc etc] so text speak easier or something” idk i can’t quote it perfectly whatever

You grimace as the delightful song starts filtering through your speakers. The credits are rolling, the girl got the guy, everyone is happy and the world is right.

And now you’re here, alone.

Snatching your phone from beside you, you open a text window.

Me: I mean

Me: Fr

Me: like I want a boyfriend so f*kn bad my guy

Me: But like I don’t

Me: I am strong and f*kn know that guys are bullshit

Me: but also pls love me

Me: y’know?

Me: like I f*kn hate movies but like

Me: ugh

Theo: u know I died and don’t have emotions anymore, right

Me: suck a dick

Theo: bby love me

Theo: why u text me anyway? Ur friends w girls

Theo: do u want me???

Me: ……………….ya lol take me now theodore raken

Theo: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Snorting, you beam at your phone before sighing and sitting up. Maybe you should’ve texted Lydia or Malia but they wouldn’t get it. A stupid notion, of course, everyone gets those feelings after movies but…

You grimace at the title before shoving to your feet and leaving the random holiday themed movie and your laptop behind.

“I’m here, I’m here, you can all relax,” you call, coming to a stop in the center of the room and Scott sighs.

“Finally!” Liam cheers, jumping to his feet and you turn to him with a smile, only to frown as he runs past you. “Pizzas here, guys!”

Scowling, you slump into his seat and sigh. Beside you, Theo grins at you before flopping back against your chest. You grunt at the sudden pressure but allow him to pull your arm over his front anyway. You'd press a kiss to his forehead or something equally romantic and adorable if he wasn't wearing a Santa hat. As it is, you're having a tough time blowing the pompom away from your nose.

“That’s my seat,” Liam whines and you smirk at him.

“You wanna take my place?” You ask, nodding at Theo and he hesitates.

“I’d like to take Theos place,” he mutters under his breath and Theo growls, his clawed hand settling on your thigh possessively.

“Don’t talk to me or my undead son ever again,” you counter and Liam harrumphs but takes a seat across the room. “As your penance, you will get me a slice.”

“What? What’d I do?” Theo whines, already climbing from the circle of your arms to grab the pizza.

“You had a little peeing contest on me. It was gross.”

He hums, peeking at you over his shoulder and grinning. “Must be why you’re so stinky.”

“Honestly, I’m so freaking over you,” you growl, opening your arms as he lays back against you and taking the slice from his hand. “You’re a nightmare and a pain in the ass.”

“Hey,” he says with a scowl and you glare. “I won’t respond to your boyfriend texts next time.”

“Is that a threat?”

“Obviously.”

Beaming through your misty eyes, you set your laptop aside and snatch up your phone.

Me: wjy r all the movies abt boys

Me: like I love elle sm

Me: but im totally that other girl who snaked her in the beginning

Theo: wtf

Me: Legally Blonde

Theo: wtf x 2

Me: I want a bf n not a christmas themed one :/

Theo: just ask me out already jeez

Me: smd hoe I also want a dog and maybe a law degree

Me: def a dog and a law degree

Me: a bf could probs wait

Theo: ur killing my vibe

Me: What vibe? R u out w/out me????

Theo: I was napping

Me: sounds abt right. Come over 2mororow?

Theo: ok, feed me snakcs

Muttering to yourself, you stare at the elevator doors and wait. Clunky, industrial and orangey brown, they creak open and you step inside.

“Wait!” A voice calls and you hold the doors open, spotting Theo coming through the lobby doors. “Ah, my sweet, sweet were-pig.”

“I’m a were-tiger if I’m anything, mutt,” you hiss and he laughs, stepping in beside you. “Sucks about our plans.”

“We were probably just going to end up napping,” he says reasonably and you hum an agreement. “This is something to do.”

“I’d rather be at home napping.”

“Yep, me too.” He sighs and you grin. For a moment, you’re caught in his blue gaze and the doors slide open.

“Oh- hey! Come on in, guys,” Stiles calls from the doorway and you blink, frowning at the decided lack of holiday decorations in the interior of the apartment.

“Come on,” Theo whispers, his arm settling over your shoulders and tucking you into his side. As a pair, you waltz past Stiles and into Dereks lair. Definitely a lair considering the lack of holiday joy.

“You guys took long enough,” Malia complains and you sink down onto the couch beside her, Theo still glued to your side.

“I was doing stuff and didn’t see the message,” you mumble and Theo smiles lazily instead of responding.

“Anyway,” Scott says, clearing his throat and blushing, “we have a lot to talk about.”

Theo: girl

Me: I have a f*kn name

Theo: ok girl

Me: what u want, snake

Theo: mood.

Theo: y’know that mood. When post movie that’s cute or someshit

Me: omfg

Theo: my emotions aren’t as dead as my body

Me: ur boddy is very alive so

Theo: ikr fml

Me: aw boo

Laughing, you tuck the phone under your pillow and snuggle down among the blankets. This winter weather is just delightful, perfect for naps.

Stretching, you lean into the warm blankets and sigh. When they sigh back, you can’t help gasping and flailing. Kicking something, you hear a recognisable grunt and groan.

“Theo?”

“You didn’t text me back,” he whines and you roll over and cringe. A pillow crease has left a red line down his cheek and you watch it disappear, fading like a scar over time- though in hyper speed. Why is he here?

“So you broke into my house and climbed into my bed while I was asleep?” He makes a softly protesting noise but doesn’t voice a denial. Instead, he gives you a sad look and cuddles just that little bit closer.

“I wanted to hang out,” he says softly and you grunt noncommittally. Who cares about hanging out- you were napping.

“Liam exists.”

“Liam doesn’t like me.”

“Scott.”

“You know,” he starts, voice getting serious and you push your leg between his calves. “The pack only tolerates me cause you like me. None of them actually like me, they actively dislike me.”

“That’s crazy of them-”

“Thank you.”

“Thinking I like you. Why would I like you?” You tease and he growls. The sound draws a smile from your lips, only for a laugh to escape your belly when he turns his fingers into claw shapes and digs them into your sides. “Ah! Werewolf hands!”

Your bluff works but only for a moment when he pauses, pulling his hands back and inch to check. Proven wrong, he digs his entirely human fingers and nails into your sides once more.

“N- not fair!” You gasp out, shrieking another laugh. His grin is savagely delighted and you’re about to shove him off you when a knock on your door has the both of you freezing.

“Kiddo?”

“I’m alive! All good! I saw- uh, a really good vine. Patrick Charlton…” You answer awkwardly, silence following your words as Theo fights to contain a laugh. Smacking a palm over his mouth, you clutch him to your chest and wait.

“Okay, don’t wake the neighbours.”

“Will do!” You agree quickly and heave a sigh of relief as footsteps sound down the hallway. Theo snickers against your hand and you bare your teeth at him.

“You absolute rat,” you snarl, still holding him tight to your chest and you feel him grin under your hand.

“You’re the one who couldn’t keep quiet,” he muffles and you have to let him go or you’ll break his neck.

“So you two aren’t dating?” Lydia stares, a crease between her eyebrows and an uncomprehending look in her eyes. All around the room stare similar expressions.

“No! What? I would never.” You scoff, looking down when you feel Theo twist around and look up at you. Your arms hang over his shoulders and down his chest, his back against your stomach and his head pillowed on your chest. Or it was, moments ago. No Santa hat this time though- because he'd stuck it on your head instead.

“Rude!” He gapes, glaring at you. “What do you mean never?”

“What do you mean what do you mean never?”

“I thought my question was pretty clear.”

“And I thought I was too. Why? Do you want to date me or something?”

“What the f*ck? Gross, no.”

“Okay, what the f*ck do you mean by gross?”

“So you guys aren’t dating?” Malia puts in but you can’t even look away at this point. Theo. Theo just called you gross.

“You can’t get angry, you said you wouldn’t date me,” he argues and you blink at him, looking him up and down- sort of.

“I didn’t- I would but like…”

“What does “but like” mean?”

“It means what it means, jeez, back off,” you snap, pushing him off you but you can’t get him to budge too far. He’s too invested in this awfully embarrassing and public conversation. In fact, he rolls over completely so his chest is pressed to your belly and his arms are around your waist.

“So… Definitely not dating?” Scott asks and you spare him half a glare.

“Well we are now,” you grumble, glaring at your spectators, spectators who happen to be very interested in the various pulls of thread on their clothes.

“What do you mean “we are now”?”

“It means exactly what I said, honestly, I know dying can kill parts of your brain but I didn’t think this was a symptom.” You scowl at him and he glares, begrudgingly rising to his hands and knees and pressing a soft kiss to your cheek.

“You’re such a bitch. All the f*cking time.” His words are a whisper, sweet and gentle to the ear and you shoot him a dark look. Stilling, you’re caught like a cobra in a song. The unadulterated affection on his face, written in his eyes, has you transfixed.

Wow.

as i schedule this fic, i am late to posting one from like 4 days previous woops

#theo raeken fic #theo raeken fanfiction #theo raeken fanfic #theo raeken imagine #good theo #theo raeken x reader #twelve days of christmas #12 days of christmas

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elegovape-blog · 6 years

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Black Friday & Cyber Monday Vape Deals

The shopping carnival - Black Friday and Cyber Monday are coming! There must be many items on your wishlist. To enjoy the festival with vaping will be a good choice. This article is about the top 5 vape kits which are most popular in 2017, you won’t want to miss out this list.

Smok Mag Kit

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Suorin Drop Kit

Vape companies work closely with electronics manufacturers. In many examples, it is these electronic components that determine the mod’s longevity and performance. In this way, the vape industry is not unlike the mobile phone market, with brands vying for dominance and credibility. It seems like a fitting and natural progression for the world’s largest electronics manufacturer, Foxconn, to have recently joined the vape industry. Their prestigious clients include Apple, Sony and Nintendo and they have since partnered with Goldreams Technology to produce the Suorin Drop Starter Kit.

IJOY Capo Squonk Kit

IJOY CAPO SQUONK is the first regulated squonker which compatible with 21700/20700/18650 battery. Featuring tiny and ergonomic size, it is capable of running up to 100W with fantastic battery life. A big front OLED screen displays essential information to the user. Implementing personalized design of adjustment buttons and big fire button,it adds more convenience during use and handling. Presenting hale and fashionable exterior design, IJOY CAPO SQUONK is colorful and highlights the personality. The food-grade soft and hard silicone squonk bottle holds a generous 9 ML of liquid which allows for suitable squeezing and easy maintenance.

iPV Xyanide Kit

Innokin Atlas 200W Box Mod is the latest box mod by Innokin, features colorful cobra apperance, powered by dual 18650 batteries, the maximum output power can up to 200W. Available in TC and VW modes, including TC-Ni, TC-Ti, SS in tc modes, with an easy-to-read OLED screen and 510 spring thread, compact size and comfortable hand feel, this Atlas 200W mod will meet your demand.

Hugo Vapor Squeezer BF Kit

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