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Describe the revival in three words.
MESSER: The title [of the first] episode, which is "Just Getting Started."
MANTEGNA: Thrilled. We're. Back.
BREWSTER: Buckle up folks? I'm trying to think. Wheels up, buddies?
TYLER: I'm going to say, "Joy against darkness."
VANGSNESS: Sexy, sexy, bloody. Bloody and sexy and then sexy again.
COOK: It's just a more textured, elevated, mindf—k.
RODRIGUEZ: It's bigger, faster, stronger.
Criminal Minds returns to Paramount+ this fall. [Source]
#criminal minds#cm cast#emily prentiss#paget brewster#penelope garcia#kirsten vangsness#jennifer jareau#aj cook#luke alvez#adam rodriguez#joe mantegna#cm reboot#cm s16#cm: evolution
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Okay am I the only one who’s actually rooting for Garcia and Tyler?? I feel like they actually have a lot in common and they have a lot of chemistry (although KV has chemistry with absolutely everyone in the show)
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Emily is such a boss, I've been saying this since she took over for Hotch, but, like, it suits her so well and she's so good at what she does lol
I love her sm 😍🥵
#cme spoilers#cm 16x10#cm s16#cm spoilers#criminal minds#criminal minds season 16#criminal minds evolution#criminal minds spoilers#emily prentiss
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ok now that the season is over: is it worth watching? i need the collective fandom to weigh in
I think so, yes! There were two major plot points I absolutely hated with every fiber of my being, but everything else was… okay, at least! There were some parts of it I loved a lot.
I’m looking forward to next season. They set up a cliffhanger in the finale, but I don’t think it is foreshadowing the return of a BAU member (no matter how badly I wished it did). That doesn’t mean Matt, Spencer, or Aaron won’t return. I think they could do it without any difficulty.
Here’s the one thing I will say: I think they decimated Penelope’s character. About halfway through the season they turn her into a dim-witted, selfish brat who has absolutely zero remorse and does not care at all about the team or victims of violent crime. It is unfortunate, it makes no narrative sense, and their attempts to fix the damage done are minimal. However, I still have hope they will fix it. If you like Penelope a lot, you will most likely despise this season.
If you can get past that — I think it’s worth watching. I think a lot of the decisions are unbelievably lazy writing, but nothing too different from the later seasons.
Finally, I hope they learn from their mistakes. I hope they realize that this apparent desire to remove any friendship from the team is… awful. The team basically never interacted with each other outside of the case. More time was spent in the LaMontagne-Jareau household than any other team member’s personal life. I love Willifer, with a heavy emphasis on Will, so I didn’t mind. But they’ve gotta figure that shit out.
Those are my general thoughts! I think it’s worth giving it a shot!
#answer#answered#criminal minds season 16#cme spoilers#criminal minds evolution spoilers#criminal minds evolution#criminal minds spoilers#cm s16
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kay so new cm episode names have dropped so heres some meta to spark some ideas abt what might be going on there B)
16x02: “sicarius”
so there’s two things that come up with this search - a species of recluse spider, with a venom called “Loxoscelism” which causes necrosis around the bite area. the second thing is the “sicarii” who were zealots opposing roman occupation of judea (plus some more religious links, some more modern than others)
since we also know about the whole ‘web’ thing of unsubs being connected during covid -- classic spiders web metaphor, very nice -- and im guessing the main murderer for that episode uses some kind of necrotic poison or acidic thing with the same effect.
16x04: “pay-per-view”
probably focusing around hotels/ppv content (could be some kind of OF connection there if they’re going the mega-modern approach considering it got popularised around covid era) either way its going into the roots of high-risk victims or some kind of snuff content that the unsub is making? eh im not too sure about that one.
16x05: “oedipus wrecks”
oh hell yeah oedipus complex, which comes from a play about oedipus rex by sophocles. taking from the britannica, its about “the king of Thebes who unwittingly killed his father and married his mother “ so if there isn’t any incest in this i will actually be surprised! also interfamily conflict 100%, its wrecks instead of rex so another fun little pun about how its ruining the family/relationships of the people around them yk.
16x08: “pas de deux”
eheheheh dance references!! so im assuming a duo of some kind, which OOOH i always loved the duo episodes of cm theyre so FUN. either its gonna be a couple or it focuses around ballet and some kind of competitive couple (maybe even an understudy gone mad to get the role of their dreams, even with the assistance of a partner who got cast as the main role) <[if they dont use that im stealing it for a fic]
also cant believe theres just an episode called MOOSE??? are they going to canada again????
ANYWAYS i am just yelling into the void but if u have any other ideas abt the new episodes lmk!!!!
#criminal minds#cm meta#criminal minds: evolution#can you tell im hyperfixating on cm and finally have an outlet to just scream about it???#eheheheh there will be more#cm s16
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fucking florida - emily prentiss x reader
word count - 1950
warnings - smut, eating out, vibe, office sex, alcohol, mommy kink, begging
first em fic so sorry if it sucks
cr @storiesofsvu for the vegas line i read a dangerous game all in one sitting the other night and it was stuck in my brain
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“Fucking Florida,” you muttered on the way to the coffee machine for your third cup of the night. It was already after twelve and the mountain of paperwork didn’t seem to be getting any smaller. You began the permanent battle to get the ancient machine running and picked out a mug, savouring every second away from the towering files and microscopic print. Almost immediately after the overwhelmingly strong scent whipped through the bullpen a certain unit chief emerged from her office, silver hair dragged back into a haphazard ponytail and top three buttons undone. To say you were obsessed with this woman would be an understatement. Yes, she was your boss and yes, she was majorly off limits, but there was no telling your body that. There was no helping the shiver that ran down your spine when she spoke, the goosebumps that revealed themselves whenever she brushed against you on the jet, the way every little hair on your body would stand on end when she singled you out. In short, you had it bad for Emily Prentiss, with no end in sight.
“Didn’t know anyone else was still here,” she drawled.
“Everyone sane went home hours ago.”
“And who can blame them, look at us. Relying on far too much caffeine just to get us through the paperwork.”
“When in Quantico,” you said with a small smile.
She laughed slightly, picking up the coffee pot and pouring two mugs, “It’s too late for your bad jokes.”
“You’ll have to excuse my lack of comedic genius, I'm exhausted and working on an empty stomach,” you replied, taking one of the mugs from her.
“What! Why?” She asked.
“I’m not a breakfast person to begin with and then with all the chaos this morning and the flight and the paperwork I just haven’t had the time to breathe.”
“I just ordered food, you’re having some of it.”
“Where did you order from this late?”
She chuckled, “A lady never kisses and tells.”
God you wished she would kiss you. You simply raised an eyebrow and took a sip of your coffee in response.
“It’ll be delivered to my office soon, grab a file and come wait.”
“Exactly what I’ve been craving, yet more blindingly dull reports,” you deadpanned, already heading back to your desk to sweep the top folder into your waiting bag and follow Emily to her office.
Of course you had been in there before, but never so late and never for an extended period of time. It was different, strangely exhilarating, walking through that door and being directed to the low table in the corner, sitting on the carpet and working this closely to another person. The two of you typed in comfortable silence until a knock came and a sheepish college student walked in with a huge brown paper bag.
“Finally, thanks so much,” Emily said to the poor boy, handing him the cash.
“Quick, move the case notes. Just dump them under the table for now.” You did so, pulling them all into a rough pile and quite literally dumping them on the floor under the table. She wasted no time in delving into the enormous bag, pulling out a burger, two boxes of fries and the biggest soda you had ever seen in your life.
“Good job I was hungry,” she joked.
“Fries.” You reached over and snagged a box, grease seeping through the bottom and onto your fingers before you even opened it. “Oh my god that’s good,” you said around a mouthful.
“I have an idea..” She swerved around the table, snatching a fry on the way and walked right out of the room. A minute later she came back in, bottle in hand.
“Rossi’s finest I presume?”
“Only the best for you,” She finished with a devilish grin.
“Glasses?”
“On ne fait que commencer.” And she took a sip straight from the bottle.
Fucking French. You reached over and stole the whisky from her, upending it and barely blinking when the amber liquid hit your throat.
“Someone has a tragic backstory just waiting to be unlocked.”
“The years of greasy food and crushing loneliness have numbed me to the mundane sensations of everyday life.”
“Preaching to the choir honey.” She raised the burger to her mouth and took a bite, sighing in content as she did.
The two of you kept eating in not quite silence, the crunching of fries and occasional clinking of the bottle providing the nights soundtrack. Only once all the food had gone and you were both sufficiently tipsy did you come up for air.
“Remind me to tell you I'm starving more often, this is the best time I've had in this building to date.”
“Anything to make some half decent memories in this place, all the bad we see deserves a little alcohol and fast food every now and then.”
“I know something you could do to make this memory more than half decent,” you muttered.
“Oh? Now what, pray tell, could that be?” She feigned confusion and came to sit on your side of the table, resting her head in one hand and looking up at you through her lashes.
“Fuck it.” Both of you leaned in at the same time, lips crashing together and a breathless gasp escaping from you, her hands drifting to your waist and tugging you onto her lap. It was desperate and clumsy and everything you expected it to be, everything you needed it to be. Her tongue pried your lips apart as you explored each others mouths, too desperate for contact to bother with technique. You fumbled with her buttons and she smiled against your mouth, breaking the kiss to pull your shirt over your head and undo the few buttons of her own that you had been unable to access. Breathing hard, you pushed yourself off of her and sat on the table, legs wide and one hand splayed behind you for balance, admiring the view in front of you. Not every day the unit chief of the BAU was shirtless in front of you after all.
Reaching for your belt, she asked, “Can I?”
“God yes.”
She made quick work of both the belt and your jeans, tossing them aside before slowly pulling your underwear all the way down and dropping it, slipping both hands between your thighs and slowly separating them. Lowering her face, she met your eyes and slowly kissed a teasing path from your inner thigh to your clit, stopping just before she made contact. You let out a whimper, already soaked for her.
“Desperate, are we?”
“Less talk more tongue,” You demanded.
Luckily for you, she obliged, wasting no time in wrapping her lips around your clit and sucking hard, dragging a savage groan from the base of your throat. Loosening her hold on your clit, she focused her attention lower down, flicking her tongue briefly in and out before delivering a broad lick to your cunt, finally setting for alternating between the two motions whenever your moans peaked in volume. Bringing her hands into the mix, she drew slow circles around your clit, successfully driving you to the edge as your breathing became faster and faster, the only coherent word coming from your lips being her name over and over in an increasingly high pitch. Her relentless pace never slowed, even as you finally came with a breathy gasp, fucking you through your high.
Dropping back down onto her heels, she smiled at you before reaching behind her back and unclasping her bra, throwing the purple fabric to the corner before grabbing you by the thighs and pulling you back into her lap for another searing kiss, easily parting your lips this time and taking full advantage of your post-orgasmic confusion. The haze clearing somewhat, you became aware enough to dive your hands downwards and play with her chest, flicking her nipples between your fingers and relishing in the soft whimpers falling into your mouth. It was you that pulled away this time, taking one of her breasts into your mouth and swirling your tongue around, eliciting a delicious moan from Emily. You bit down, hard enough to leave a mark, and she let out a squeal of pleasure, pushing you to do more.
Switching your focus to the other side, you repeated the movements, teeth pressing into her soft skin as your tongue worked overtime. Just as she released a particularly loud moan, your fingers forced their way into her waistband and found her clit, jerking it back and forth to the same pace your other hand was setting on the side of her chest not currently in your mouth. She was a mess, to put it nicely, grinding on your hand in a desperate attempt to get herself there. Feeling just how wet she was, you decided to forego any teasing and simply go faster, push her harder, anything to get her over that edge. Twisting your wrist for better access, you pushed both your fingers and tongue to the same brutal speed, stirring raw sounds from the woman above you as she peaked, ruining her formerly perfect suit trousers once and for all.
Wordlessly, she pushed you off again and crossed to the desk, rummaging in a drawer until she came up with a small silver key. Bending down to where you couldn’t see, she fitted the key in the lock of her bottom drawer and yanked it open, retrieving something without bothering to close the drawer behind her as she walked back towards you, hands behind her back so as not to reveal what she had. The second she was close enough you stood and grabbed her trousers by either hip, meeting her eyes as you removed them.
“So what is it that you keep locked away in that desk of yours?” You asked.
In response, she smirked and lifted up a bubblegum pink vibrator.
“Let’s see just how many more we can get out of you tonight sweetheart.”
She flipped you around and forced you onto the desk, pushing your legs apart as you whimpered in anticipation. Laughing at your eagerness, she pushed the toy into you, flicking at your clit as she turned it on at the lowest setting and you let out a groan.
You glared at her. “More.”
“Manners, or mommy won’t do a single thing more. Besides, I bet you look so pretty begging for it.”
Breath hitching at her words, you felt the vibrator slip as you grew wetter, reaching to push it back in only for Emily to grab your wrist.
“Please…” You muttered.
“I know you can do better than that baby, now come on, tell me what you want.”
“Please mommy please turn it up I need more god just please.”
“Since you asked so nicely…” She trailed off, pausing for a second before pushing the vibrator deeper into you and setting it to max, pulling a guttural gasp from the recesses of your throat.
“That's it princess, let me hear you.”
You held nothing back, letting her tear sounds from you that you didn’t even know you were capable of making for hours until you were both spent, collapsed on the office floor as the first threads of sunlight came through the blinds.
“Fuck Em it’s getting light outside.”
“Shit.”
The room was a blur of motion as both of you hunted for your clothes, her sighing when she saw the state of her trousers and rummaging through her go bag for a fresher pair.
“Anyone finds out about this and we’re both royally fucked, capisce?”
You beamed at her. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”
#s16 emily i cannot#emily prentiss x reader#emily prentiss#cm#criminal minds#criminal minds evolution#emily prentiss x female reader#emily prentiss fanfiction#emily prentiss fic
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Do you know what I love most about the new season of Criminal Minds?
They get to say Fuck!
Imagine if in the 15 seasons before they could say Fuck.
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i always forget how much i love morgan and elle's relationship and then i watch s1 and love watching it and the fisher king rolls around So Fast and we're about to enter the pain and tragedy era of this show (aka seasons 2-16)
#cm shit#sorry but a 'reboot' 2 years after it gets cancelled it just a very delayed next season it is Not a reboot#it is s16
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I KNEW SHE WAS A HOMO
#tara lewis#guarantee you all those guys she dated were beards she's 100% lesbian#criminal minds#s16#criminal minds season 16#cm 16x02
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Totally gonna watch Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders simply for my boy Matt Simmons.
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We will never be free.
[ID: A screencap from Aisha Tyler's Instagram. The post shows pictures of the article announcing Criminal Minds is being rebooted for 10 episodes on Paramount +.]
#criminal minds#Cm s16#Cm meta#I hate this show so much#But I will never be free of its pull on me#Cm revival
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Tyler green why would u do that!!! Stupid boy!!!!!!!!
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what's up with the black and white, it's lowkey confusing and a bit distracting 😂 like, they never did this before when doing flashbacks, why is it necessary here
I kinda get it with the opening scene, with Rossi grieving Krystall, so I didn't even pay much attention to it, but now here's another black and white flashback wtf
like, it's not bad, and it's easy to get used to, but also, I just don't like it rdk
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My thoughts on Criminal Minds Evolution:
Spoilers ahead, obviously.
I miss Spencer Reid
Hell yeah, Tara, get it
A little bit too cheesy at times
Same tired old tropes as always
Why did they do that to Garvez?
Absolutely loathe the second episode unsub
Some of the worst extras acting I've EVER seen
I have hope for the rest of the series. I really enjoyed it so far! I hope that this reinvigorates the fandom, because I would love to see us all get back together again.
Let me know your thoughts on the first two episodes!
Oh, and happy Thanksgiving! 🥰
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queuing a note to self: make a post showing the like shot for shot scene that only underscores that s16 of criminal minds is absolutely s3 of the following but less sexy because maxmike isn’t there
#amber personal#look i am loving cm s16 BUT it went from 'maybe its a coincidence of an obvious trope' after the premier to 'THAT'S NANCY IN THE BATHROOM#JFC' after 16x03#i guess convergent storytelling is a thing but like
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so i finished criminal minds
time to start my rewatch - this time i'm doing a kill count spreadsheet
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