gonna have to make a mythos Cassandra edit

"please tell me this is satire" were you the type of baby the drowning warning on buckets was for

the way i always leave all my wrapping for last minute every year then get pissed i have so much wrapping to do so close to the deadline

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of course i come to the conclusion after a second date i quite fancy this girl and she concludes she’s picked up on a friendship dynamic ALEXA PRINT CLOWN.JPG

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The Cisco + Duncan Drama

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tl;dr: Cisco has a Cheetah OC in a hat based off of a meme, decided to harass another artist and threaten them with legal action because they also had a Cheetah OC in a hat based off the same meme.

I never learn

something doesn’t feel right.

two of ur friends dating is nice bc u get to see them both happy but also hell bc u become the perpetual third wheel

so I guess the whole war machine show on disney+ was a hoax huh???? my feelings dont fucking matter then????

bought my avengers endgame tickets

i miss riverdale (stockholm syndrome)

not me getting myself multiple jrpgs for christmas cause ill "totally have the time and motivation to play them"

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ok so DP lwj obviously has mountains of equipment and wwx is hungry to get his hands on anything besides the like, idk, fuji or whatever yanli+jc got him for his birthday (it’s a good camera obviously but he wants to get his hands on the professional stuff) and he’s just so fucking eager and lwj is like “I’m supposed to trust this man with my kit? for the entire shoot?? are you sure????” and it’s all very icy and whatnot and wwx is like “well the DP hates me but at least I’m getting Real Industry Experience” but also he really is good at his job and eager and a quick learner and lwj notices this and they get to like, actually conversing (cause wwx is Always There cause he takes the AC thing seriously like he’s always there and it’s gonna be a Problem but like maybe the good kind of Problem but anyway) so they get to talking and wwx is so hungry for experience and work and film and lwj’s like “well do you have stuff?” and wwx is like “ahaha it’s embarrassing I don’t have real equipment” and lwj is like “ok but Do You Have Stuff” cause he’s been through the rigamarole with wannabe cinematographers who have super fancy gear and a shit reel so wwx pulls up like a private vimeo link or something he doesn’t even have a website and passes lwj his phone and is like “I’m telling you it’s shit” and lwj watches it and it’s all, y’know, shot on a four-year-old iphone and cheap projects for friends-of-friends with some footage from his own camera and it is.

exquisite.

just some of the most beautiful work he’s seen and lwj is like “mn” and losing it inside like this rando that huaisang brought in could literally be shooting this whole film and instead he’s just happy to hold? the camera?? like what the FUCK man he hasn’t even been to school! he’s self-taught! he’s barely in the industry (idk in this au wwx has a day job cause That’s Showbiz and also crushing parental expectation or whatever) and his reel (his reel) is this incredible piece of art and like, what could he do if he really had the chance to go for it??? plus, also, it’s week mumble of the shoot and lwj has gotten used to wwx being just There all the time and actually really likes it and has started soliciting wwx’s advice and wwx is like “dude it’s your shoot I’m just filling in for [insert character here; let’s be honest it’s probably su she]” and lwj is like “mn” but he’s also like “please work with me forever” and wwx is like “what” and he’s like “what” and anyway, the shoot ends and lwj puts him up for some major high-level jobs even though it means lwj can’t work with him and they’re both bummed about it but don’t talk to each other and then wwx is like, “huaisang, I am getting such good work but I’m so upset that I’m not working with lan zhan, what’s up with that” and huaisang’s like “you mean he hasn’t asked you to AC? he hates working with everyone but you” and wwx is like “no he keeps fobbing me off on other shoots” and huaisang is like “wei-xiong you colossal dumbass those are really good opportunities he’s sending your way” and wwx is like “what” and huaisang is like “what” and lwj is like “what” and wwx is like “but don’t you want to work with me though?” and lwj is like “literally always but your talent shouldn’t be wasted” and wwx is like “but I want to work with you” and lwj is like “I mean mood” and they rub their two braincells together and are like “galaxy brain idea porque no los dos” and they do that and also they kiss about it