Okay but Hemlock CALLED Scorch by his name. “Commander Sorch” I LOVE IT. NOW BRING IN THE REST OF DELTA (with Sev safe and sound) AND MAYBE THE REST OF CLAN SKIRATA AS WELL

The only coffeeshop!au in my head is the one where the Clan Skirata are a criminal gang but they have a cozy little restaurant as a front. Everyone loves Ordo's various little pastries and cakes he makes between two assassination job.

So, the idea of the Bad Batch (minus Echo, plus Emerie) being the other half of the Nulls has consumed my goddamn mind. Therefore, as you do when an idea takes up residence in your frontal lobe for the foreseeable future, here's some headcanons.

The Bad Batch (except for Echo and Omega, who have no clue what's going on) hate the Nulls. As in, "murder on sight" hate them. From an in-universe perspective, there could be a myriad of reasons, ranging from feelings of abandonment to resentment over them having a better life. From a writer's standpoint, it's because I love me some good old familial dysfunction and angst.

The more...unhinged...tendencies the Nulls are known for manifests in the Bad Batch more as "let's jump off this cliff and use explosives to direct our fall!" and less as "hey, check out my new skin gloves!" Of course, if you push them too far, it's a different story. In order of least to most likely to pull a "lemme turn you into an art installation," it's Omega, Wrecker, Hunter, Crosshair, and Tech. Omega wouldn't do that, at least not at this point in her life. Wrecker, when enraged, goes for the just-hit-them solution. Hunter's a decent human being and usually wouldn't do something like that...Unless his kid's been kidnapped by a crazy Imperial doctor for the fifteenth time, on which point he starts becoming a little deranged. Crosshair hovers close to the line but wouldn't do it to someone unprovoked. Tech is a special case, in that he has to be pushed, but when he is, the results make the rest of the Nulls go "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST."

The Nulls want to reunite with their lost siblings and build a relationship, but that's kind of hard to do when said siblings (except Omega) keep trying to kill them on sight and none of them were built for intricate and deeply complicated emotional issues. Still, they persist. Eventually, they could probably get to the level of "awkward conversations" but it'll take a lot of work.

The Bad Batch have what makes the Nulls superior to regular clone troopers, plus their unique enhancements (which in this version are less defects and more Nala Se picking an attribute for each of them and cranking it up to 11). They feel that it makes them better than the Nulls, something they're not shy about expressing.

Emerie is the same height as her estranged (I can't think of a word that applies to this specific situation but this one will do) brothers, because I stan a tall queen.

Nala Se is smug as hell whenever she sees Orun Wa. "CT-9904 just broke all records for accuracy, CT-9902 discovered a new element, CT-9903 crushed beskar like it was paper, and CT-9901 tracked a man through five systems and a solar storm. What are your clones doing, again?"

There is no understating the sheer "wtf" that goes through the Nulls' heads when they first see Omega. But, of course, this is Omega. Imagine the cutest image of her you've seen, fanart or canon. That's what the Nulls see when they meet her. Unsurprisingly, the Nulls, who got the Mandalorian gene to adopt anything that isn't nailed down, go from "wtf" to "so smol 🥰" in roughly a minute.

Kal Skirata is in the corner. His attempt to interact with the Bad Batch did not go well. He casually calls Hunter "son," as he does with various characters, and the resulting explosion puts a thermal detonator to shame. Since it's clear that his presence is not making things better, he's sort of just in the corner.

The rest of Clan Skirata, and associates, are staying out of this. Gilamar and Vau took one look and retreated to the bar because they know better than to get involved. Everyone else witnessed one of the less acrimonious encounters and collectively decided that they are not jumping into the emotional equivalent of a pit of rabid wolverines.

Echo is the go-between. He does not want to be the go-between. But he's the only neutral party in this thing aside from Omega, and the rest of the Batch don't trust the Nulls with her.

Spare a though for 99. He raised four of these guys, often with the aid of leashes. Truly, he is an unsung hero of the Clone Wars

I missed good writing had a chance to keep re reading rep com yesterday and I completely forgot this scene

Mando females are supposed to be big and tough !!!!!!! Not skinny twigs like all the Disney ones !

( I forgot how much of an ass qibbu is)

They mentioned Kyrimorut! KYRIMORUT!

I am screaming!

Natborns look out! You’ve got a designer human on the holonet now

scorch. that’s it.

FIGGI'S CHILDREN

Briikase and Baatir

They are from younger generation of clone troopers - born 3 years before the Clone Wars. With other 4 cadets they were part of the Caro Squad. During war they got captured by Separatist Scientist to make some tests on them and Tiggi rescued them. Those little boys stole her heart immidiately but she, as a Jedi, couldn't keep them. When she learned that they still don't have names she decided to give them mandalorian names. At least that she could do for them.

Some time after war they met again. Tiggi was now a wife of Fi, together they were living with the rest of clan Skirata in Kyrimorut so she could finally take care of the young clones (Fi wanted to adopt them too!). All cadets missed her so much but Baatir had doubts - she abandoned them once so she would abandon them again, right? Tiggi managed to convince him that she's never going to leave them again.

Baatir (to care, worry about in mando'a) aka CT-8887 is the oldest in Caro Squad and raised to become their leader. Even after they became the part of clan Skirata he feels responsible for his squad. He takes very seriously taking care of his brothers. Actually he takes everything very seriously. Which will make him very tired and stressed already in his 20s (who wouldn't go insane while dealing with his crazy brother and making sure they don't kill themselves and/or each other?). But don't worry about him. He will be found by a nice boy who will take care of him and help him to relax :)

Briikase (happy in mando'a) aka CT-8889 aka the sweetest boy. The youngest in the squad. Everybody is very protective of him. He was in the worst state after experiments of that Separatist Scientist and Tiggi was worried if he will survive. He luckily did and that's where his name came from. He's very shy and nice, especially to females. Some people say that he's Tiggi's favourite child but she denies. He loves to watch stars with her. After joining Rebellion he found a girlfriend, a rebel pilot. Unfortunetely they didn't spend much time together, because he died in a battle. He didn't do anything special, he just died like many other rebels that day.

What is Maze in the resuarant au 🤔 Hitman connected to their mafia family? Hitman for a rival mafia family? Customer who is secretly a hitman (not with any family)? Customer who is just a normal guy?? Health inspector that Ordo has beef with??! 😂

I went with the health inspector because it's hilarious to think about. :D

Imagine this overworked guy, who once came in as a customer and eated the best dishes ever served, especially the desserts, only to get the assignment to check this restaurant because someone in the apartment complex made a complaint about strange smells.

Maze single handedly try to keep this establishment from closing, making sure he is the one who comes and not other colleagues, while trying to avoid the accusations he accepts bribe from them. Just because one time he ate a most delicous strawberry cheesecake made by that psycho chef, who doesn't even have the qualifications and the necessary papers to run a kitchen. The only bribe he accepts is more strawberry cheesecake.

Maze is the necessary bad in their life. They have to sit through his presentations about how to make the kitchen more safe for them and the restaurant for the customers... but sometimes he doesn't get paid enough for this shit.

And once again I took the opportunity to draw Maze with glasses <3

Maze: Alright, aside from that dent on the fire extinguisher, the dining area seems fine. Kal: But of course, my sons are doing their best to comply to the regs.

WARNING: Under the cut there is a comic with cartoon violence, blood and dead body depicted in comically goreish situation. (let's stay on the safe side)

Mereel: Hey~ <3 Prudii: ORDER'S READY! Ordo: It's not for customers.

Someone please adopt Dogma. The two plot ideas I keep thinking about is either 1) The Bad Batch meets him and decides “our reg, now” or 2) Clan Skirata takes one look at him and go “i’ve only had Dogma for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him, i’ll kill everyone around me.” (I may have my problems with Kal Skirata, but have no issues with his desire to adopt anything within thirty kilometers that is left unattended.)

Nice way to start 2024!!!!!

Their is way more but these are the most known ones

Mando may 2023

Day 18 mirshmure’cya - keldabe kiss, headbutt

Etain and darman

RepComm fans how are we doing after the Kyrimorut mention in the Mandalorian????