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jamiewintons · 22 days

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Originally posted on my Twitter.

#mat baynton #mathew baynton #mick the plague ghost #sam pinkett #jamie winton #felix fickelgruber #ariel conroy #thomas thorne #chris pitt goddard #christopher payne #colin babcock #elagabalus #voltari #mari’s stuff

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matbaynton · 15 days

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a year ago i made this poll, so let's try for round 2 (with slightly different options) bc i'm still curious 🤨❓

#for anyone who's curious: i cannot choose #maybe a tie between thomas and joe.... or chris... or ariel....or...#i just rly wanna bite him... i cant take much more of this y'all it ain't fair #chewing on the bars of my enclosure in the meantime #thomas thorne #chris pitt goddard #ariel conroy #jamie winton #joe starling #sam pinkett #william agar #chief elder choop #bill shakespeare #christopher payne #bbc ghosts #yonderland #mat baynton #mathew baynton #ok thts enough tags i'm getting lazy

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dailymatbaynton · 2 months

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#mat baynton #mathew baynton #martha howe douglas #yonderland #christopher payne

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adhdthomasthorne · 8 months

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Mat Baynton as Christopher Payne in Yonderland (2013-2016) | 3.03 The Bird and the Bee (credit to @larryrickard for the Yonderland downloads!)

#christopher payne #tvedit #tvgifs #tvshowedit #tvshowgifs #malecharacters #tvfilmsource #filmtvdaily #filmtvcentral #yonderlandedit #mat baynton #mathew baynton #six idiots #yonderland #mari's stuff

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reluctantjoe · 8 months

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Yonderland (2013-2016) / Hitmen: Reloaded (2021)

MATHEW BAYNTON Christopher Payne | 3.03: The Bird & The Bee Kieran Roberts | E3: Impersonation

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baynton-nation · 2 years

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Mathew Baynton in every ‘Yonderland’ cold open | Series 3

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scholarofgloom · 4 months

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#mental hospital #liminal spaces #abandoned #deserted #photography #Christopher Payne

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amli3n · 2 years

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EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER AND FURTHER FROM GOD

ever think about how nice mathew bayntons arms are? his arms are nice. thats all.

#we live in a society #mathew baynton #chris pitt-goddard #ariel conroy #christopher payne #ymata #the wrong mans #jamie winton #sam pinkett

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ailendolin · 2 years

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Prompt ficlet

This is for @andietries who asked for a fic about the Paynes & Archibald going to Ennythingos. They don't actually end up going there in the ficlet but I hope you enjoy it anyway!

Next up:

so dramatic: [character] complains about their cold. - Humphrey

dreamer: [character] talks in their sleep. - Kitty

vacancy: [character] forgets where they are. - Mary

Please be okay: [Fanny] isn’t feeling well, causing them to act differently.

Careful care: it’s hard for [Thomas] to accept help. [Francis] knows which care methods are “acceptable”.

Ask Games are here & here. Filled prompts are here & here on AO3.

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The Party

“Sir, if I may have a word –“

“If it’s about that damned party again, the answer is no,” Mr Payne said without looking up from his writing.

Archibald hesitated. He was here because of that damned party as his master had so eloquently put it but that was only one of the reasons. Mostly, he was here for young Christopher. The lad was locked inside his room right now, trying very hard to muffle his tears against the pillow so no one would hear him cry. Archibald knew Christopher had been looking forward to the party – an official celebration of his university class’s graduation, really –for weeks now. Only yesterday, he had confided in him just how much it would mean to him to have his father there for the Hat Throwing Ceremony.

And now, barely half an hour ago, Mr Payne had crushed those hopes.

“I would rather go and visit that bumbling fool Bernard than set one foot into the den of iniquity that is Ennythingos,” he had said derisively. When Christopher had opened his mouth to argue Mr Payne had stopped him with a sharp look. “That’s my final word on the matter, Christopher. You are dismissed.”

After a heart-breaking moment of hoping his father would change his mind, Christopher had hung his head, sniffed once and left the room with drooping shoulders. As Archibald had silently watched him go, he’d vowed to find a way to fix this. The poor lad had been through enough pain and disappointment in his young life already. He deserved a day of joy and celebrations.

“Sir, with all due respect – I think you might have gotten the wrong impression of the event on Friday,” Archibald said carefully, very much aware that he was risking his master’s anger by pursuing this matter.

Unsurprisingly, Mr Payne raised one unimpressed eyebrow as he put down his pen. “Have I, Archibald? It’s obvious why Christopher and his friends chose that … that place for it. They plan on getting drunk out of their minds and I will have no part in that.”

Archibald took a tentative step forward towards the desk Mr Payne was sitting behind. “They didn’t, actually – choose the place, I mean. The Dean did after part of the town hall’s ceiling came down during rehearsals last week. Ennythingos is the only place with a town hall of similar size and capacity that was available at such short notice.” He paused to gauge his master’s reaction before he went on, a little more softly. “The kids might go out after the ceremony to celebrate, yes, but that’s never mattered to Christopher.”

“Didn’t it?” Mr Payne asked sceptically.

“No, sir,” Archibald said softly. “All Christopher wants is to have you there so he can share this important moment of his life with you. He wants you to see the hat being thrown onto his head, wants you to cheer him on as all the other parents do. Your presence and support mean the world to him, sir.”

Mr Payne was silent for a very long moment that had Archibald holding his breath. “And you are certain of this, Archibald? Because I refuse to let myself be manipulated into chaperoning my son and a bunch of other kids just so they can get drunk on overpriced alcohol that is bound to be mediocre in quality at best.”

“I’m sure, sir,” Archibald promised. “Christopher just wants you to be there.”

He didn’t tell Mr Payne that what Christopher actually wanted and desperately needed was for his father to be proud of him, just once in his life. That was something Mr Payne had to figure out on his own, as much as it pained Archibald to admit. Sometimes, he wished he could knock some sense into his master just so he would see what a brilliant and kind son he had, and how much he longed for a kind word and loving touch.

“Very well,” Mr Payne said at last and Archibald breathed a sigh of relief. “I will accompany Christopher on Friday. I trust you will take care of the travel arrangements, Archibald?”

“Of course, sir,” Archibald smiled. “I’ll get right to it.”

“Good,” Mr Payne said. “And let’s hope you are right about my son’s … motivations.”

Archibald left the room with a newfound spring in his steps and the excited buzzing of bees in his ears as they passed on the happy news among themselves. He couldn’t wait to tell Christopher and see the lad’s bright, boyish smile finally replace the heartbreak, at least for a little while.

#archibald #mr payne #christopher payne #the bird and the bee #yonderland #my fic #ask game prompt ficlet #prompt ficlet

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jamiewintons · 1 year

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(The question isn’t who’s your favourite, it’s who would make the best husband. Also there’s only ten spots for answers so I couldn’t include everyone 😆)

#mari speaks #thomas thorne #ariel conroy #jamie winton #chris pitt goddard #sam pinkett #william agar #bill shakespeare #mick the plague ghost #christopher payne #voltari

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matbaynton · 1 year

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