Brother: He's the only guy on the pitch I would have guessed who could score from there on purpose.
Me: Yeah, I mean, Ian Maatsen is on the bench.
Brother: Nkunku is the other guy and maybe Mudryk?
Noni Madueke scores, 37th minute:
Brother: HOLY SHIT. SO I WAS WRONG. NONI CAN SCORE THAT AS WELL.
Me: Noni shushed you because you doubted him. We sure love shushing as a celebration.