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charliework16 · 8 months
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gaydennisreynolds · 1 year
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when you're gay and judgemental
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cruiseshipmoment · 15 days
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Just did the math and realized that the "anti-smoking" actor plotline in "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass" was definitely based on Rob filming an anti-smoking PSA years before he quit cigarettes.
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kissfromagrouse · 9 months
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ROCK, FLAG AND EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGLLLLEEEEEEE!
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i don’t know Who stalin is who the hell is stalin
he doesn’t even- how do you not know who stalin is?
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rummyham · 1 year
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he's actually so yummy in this grey sweater
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barrymccaulkinem · 7 months
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basil-bird · 1 year
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im all kinds of anarchist and anti-government until whitney houston’s 1991 super bowl national anthem starts playing and then im a 🦅🥧⚾️🗽🆓💪🪖🎖🇺🇸🫡
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best-iasip-episode · 1 year
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I am so tired of Welfare by now
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sunnytastic · 1 year
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The Gang By Episode Titles
Charlie
Season 1 Charlie Wants An Abortion Charlie Has Cancer Charlie Got Molested
Season 2 Charlie Gets Crippled Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass
Season 4 Mac and Charlie Die (pt1) Mac and Charlie Die (pt 2)
Season 5 Mac and Charlie Write a Movie
Season 6 Mac and Charlie: White Trash Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats
Season 7 Chardee Macdennis: The Game of Games
Season 8 Charlie and Dee Find Love Charlie's Mom Has Cancer Charlie Rules the World
Season 9 Flowers for Charlie
Season 10 Charlie Work Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult
Season 11 Chardee Macdennis 2: Electric Boogaloo Charlie Catches a Leprechaun
Season 13 Charlie's Home Alone
Total: 20 episodes
Dennis, Dee, Mac, Frank
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gh0stsh4rk · 3 months
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The Gang Gets Put into a Saw Trap
Okay this idea has been plaguing me so here are my speculations about if members of the gang ended up in saw traps (what they would be and why they would/wouldn't survive)
:readmore: Okay alphabetical order, Charlie !
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If he doesn't get put in a trap for stalking then John definitely gets him for his drug use. Based on Charlie's Home Alone and the ending of Chardee Macdennis 2: Electric Boogaloo Charlie actually has a chance. He's willing to put himself into great physical pain to achieve a goal, but in Charlie's Home Alone he also proves how little foresight he puts into most things. Any level of complexity and Charlie is dead. If he listens to the instructions he has a chance, but will he ? As for the trap...the classic bathroom trap. I could go reverse bear trap because of the substance abuse, but Charlie's history as a voyeur lines up with Adam's quite well. Low chance of survival just based on the need to collaborate with another person and not let them kill him. (Rather than a poisoned cigarette it would be poisoned alcohol, which he would take without convincing.)
Next up is Dee
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Dee would likely end up in a trap for her consistent history of putting her own comfort and convenience over other's wellbeing. We see this when she leaves the Waitress in a bog in Dee Sinks in a Bog, getting Cricket to leave the priesthood in The Gang Exploits a Miracle, and leaving him and others to burn alive in Mac and Dennis's apartment in The Gang Squashes their Beefs. Dee ends up at the helm of the shotgun carousel and I see her saving no lives and failing jigsaw's test. Next is Dennis
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We all know Dennis's sin is lust, and of course it is his sexual impropriety that lands him in a trap. In both parts of The Gang Goes to Hell he practically hunts a barely of age girl, and in The Gang Buys a Boat he makes it just clear enough what the implication of being on a boat is that it's worrying even to Mac. All of this lands Dennis in the Bedroom trap. Dennis shows a high pain tolerance in Chardee Macdennis, even managing to avoid reacting to having his hand pierced with a dart. However, I'm not sure vanity would allow him to gouge his eyes out like he would need to for this trap. He might be able to, but I wouldn't bet on it.
Next Frank
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Frank's history of running sweatshops is not exactly a secret. Frank admits to deaths in his sweatshops in Charlie Goes America All over Everybody's Ass, and it's not that surprising after seeing how he tells Mac to run his own sweatshop in The Aluminum Monster vs Fatty Magoo. We learn more of the gruesome details of this in Making Dennis Reynolds a Murderer when he continues the tradition of forgetting he's hot, just like in Frank's Little Beauties. All of this lands Frank in the Acid room trap and needless to day, if any of his victim's family members had the chance, Frank wouldn't make it out of that room. Frank dies. Finally, Mac.
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Mac or Ronnie the Rat has a long history of snitching. In The High School Reunion he rats on Adriano for having fake drink tickets, but that's a fairly small crime compared to his snitching nearly costing his father his life in Mac Kills his Dad. This lands Mac in the Venus Flytrap trap. Unfortunately for Mac based on his performance in Mac Day and his admission to Charlie that his new sunglasses in Pop-Pop: the Final Solution are to hide how scared he is, he isn't the badass he thinks he is. He's not digging a key out of his eye anytime soon. Mac fails the test.
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The gang as a whole likely would end up in the featured trials of Saw V, and in most cases, would not survive. HOWEVER--the gang of Season 2 with Franks guidance may have a chance to make it out alive. As Dennis explains in Chardee Macdennis, his mind is strong but his body is weak.
Thanks if you stayed for this rambling !! I may have to do something like this again it was fun :)
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charliework16 · 7 months
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Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass.
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gaydennisreynolds · 1 year
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be hot do crime: season 2 episode 9 - charlie goes america all over everybody's ass
Total Number of Shirts Worn By Dennis: 3
Total Number of Crimes Committed: 1
Frank - 1st degree misdemeanor for illegal gambling
Best Shirt: This sweater, although not dark blue enough for my usual taste. is muted enough that it doesn't bother me. And the grey undershirt compliments it well. I can see Dennis as a character (with a great grasp on fashion and color theory) choosing to wear this outfit. AND I see chest hair peeking out...
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Episode Rating (on hot/crime metrics ONLY): this is a sexy sexy macdennis ep but not much crime or shirt action -- which, weirdly enough, seems common? The best macden eps been getting the lowest rankings. anyways. 1/10. sorry besties
TOTAL SERIES CRIME TALLY: DENNIS (18), MAC (17), CHARLIE (16), DEE (14), FRANK (7)
All outfits worn by Dennis under the cut, in order of cuteness, with commentary.
MATCHING TSHIRTS WITH BOYFRIEND. GAY BEADS. AMAZING. such a close competitor for best shirt idk im really torn besties what do you think
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growing up i had a couch with this exact pattern on it. you are a man, a king, a princess, a god. not a couch from goodwill in the early 2000s. 0/10
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a3cc54 · 10 months
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charlie kelly <3 waitress
mac macdonald bonnie kelly
dennis reynolds
dee reynolds
frank reynolds
season 1
S01E01: the gang gets racist
S01E02: charlie wants an abortion
S01E03: underage drinking: a national concern
S01E04: charlie has cancer
S01E05: gun fever
S01E06: the gang finds a dead guy
S01E07: charlie got molested
season 2
S02E01: charlie gets crippled
S02E02: the gang goes jihad
S02E03: dennis and dee go on welfare
S02E04: mac bangs dennis’ mom
S02E05: hundred dollar baby
S02E06: the gang gives back
S02E07: the gang exploits a miracle
S02E08: the gang runs for office
S02E09: charlie goes america all over everybody’s ass
S02E10: dennis and dee get a new dad
season 3
S03E01: the gang finds a dumpster baby
S03E02: the gang gets invincible
S03E03: dennis and dee’s mom is dead
S03E04: the gang gets held hostage
S03E05: the aluminum monster vs fatty magoo
S03E06: the gang solves the north korea situation
S03E07: the gang sells out
S03E08: frank sets sweet dee on fire
S03E09: sweet dee’s dating a retarded person
S03E10: mac is a serial killer
S03E11: dennis looks like a registered sex offender
S03E12: the gang gets whacked: part 1
S03E13: the gang gets whacked: part 2
S03E14: bums: making a mess all over the city
S03E15: the gang dances their asses off
season 4
S04E01: mac & dennis: manhunters
S04E02: the gang solves the gas crisis
S04E03: america's next top paddy's billboard model contest
S04E04: mac’s banging the waitress
S04E05: mac and charlie die: part 1
S04E06: mac and charlie die: part 2
S04E07: who pooped the bed?
S04E08: paddy’s pub: the worst bar in philadelphia
S04E09: dennis reynolds: an erotic life
S04E10: sweet dee has a heart attack
S04E11: the gang cracks the liberty bell
S04E12: the gang gets extreme: home makeover edition
S04E13: the nightman cometh
season 5
S05E01: the gang exploits the mortgage crisis
S05E02: the gang hits the road
S05E03: the great recession
S05E04: the gang gives frank an intervention
S05E05: the waitress is getting married
S05E06: the world series defense
S05E07: the gang wrestles for the troops
S05E08: paddy’s pub: home of the original kitten mittens
S05E09: mac and dennis break up
S05E10: the d.e.n.n.i.s. system
S05E11: mac and charlie write a movie
S05E12: the gang reignites the rivalry
S05SPC: a very sunny christmas
season 6
S06E01: mac fights gay marriage
S06E02: dennis gets divorced
S06E03: the gang buys a boat
S06E04: mac’s big break
S06E05: mac and charlie: white trash
S06E06: mac’s mom burns her house down
S06E07: who got dee pregnant?
S06E08: the gang gets a new member
S06E09: dee reynolds: shaping america’s youth
S06E10: charlie kelly: king of the rats
S06E11: the gang gets stranded in the woods
S06E12: dee gives birth
season 7
S07E01: frank’s pretty woman
S07E02: the gang goes to the jersey shore
S07E03: frank reynolds’ little beauties
S07E04: sweet dee gets audited
S07E05: frank’s brother
S07E06: the storm of the century
S07E07: chardee macdennis: the game of games
S07E08: the anti social network
S07E09: the gang gets trapped
S07E10: how mac got fat
S07E11: thunder gun express
S07E12: the high school reunion: part 1
S07E13: the high school reunion: part 2
season 8
S08E01: pop-pop: the final solution
S08E02: the gang recycles their trash
S08E03: the maureen ponderosa wedding massacre
S08E04: charlie and dee find love
S08E05: the gang gets analyzed
S08E06: charlie’s mom has cancer
S08E07: frank’s back in business
S08E08: charlie rules the world
S08E09: the gang dines out
S08E10: reynolds vs reynolds: the cereal defense
season 9
S09E01: the gang broke dee
S09E02: gun fever too: still hot
S09E03: the gang tries desperately to win an award
S09E04: mac and dennis buy a timeshare
S09E05: mac day
S09E06: the gang saves the day
S09E07: the gang gets quarantined
S09E08: flowers for charlie
S09E09: the gang makes lethal weapon 6
S09E10: the gang squashes their beefs
season 10
S10E01: the gang beats boggs
S10E02: the gang group dates
S10E03: psycho pete returns
S10E04: charlie work
S10E05: the gang spies like u.s.
S10E06: the gang misses the boat
S10E07: mac kills his dad
S10E08: the gang goes on family fight
S10E09: frank retires
S10E10: ass kickers united: mac and charlie join a cult
season 11
S11E01: chardee macdennis 2: electric boogaloo
S11E02: frank falls out the window
S11E03: the gang hits the slopes
S11E04: dee made a smut film
S11E05: mac and dennis move to the suburbs
S11E06: being frank
S11E07: mcpoyle vs ponderosa: the trial of the century
S11E08: charlie catches a leprechaun
S11E09: the gang goes to hell: part 1
S11E10: the gang goes to hell: part 2
season 12
S12E01: the gang turns black
S12E02: the gang goes to a waterpark
S12E03: old lady house: a situational comedy
S12E04: wolf cola: a public relations nightmare
S12E05: making dennis reynolds a murderer
S12E06: hero or hate crime?
S12E07: ptsdee
S12E08: the gang tends bar
S12E09: a cricket’s tale
S12E10: dennis’ double life
season 13
S13E01: the gang makes paddy’s great again
S13E02: the gang escapes
S13E03: the gang beats boggs: ladies reboot
S13E04: time’s up for the gang
S13E05: the gang gets new wheels
S13E06: the gang solves the bathroom problem
S13E07: the gang does a clip show
S13E08: charlie’s home alone
S13E09: the gang wins the big game
S13E10: mac finds his pride
season 14
S14E01: the gang gets romantic
S14E02: thunder gun 4: maximum cool
S14E03: dee day
S14E04: the gang chokes
S14E05: the gang texts
S14E06: the janitor always mops twice
S14E07: the gang solves global warming
S14E08: paddy’s has a jumper
S14E09: a woman’s right to chop
S14E10: waiting for big mo
season 15
S15E01: 2020: a year in review
S15E02: the gang makes lethal weapon 7
S15E03: the gang buys a roller rink
S15E04: the gang replaces dee with a monkey
S15E05: the gang goes to ireland
S15E06: the gang’s still in ireland
S15E07: dee sinks in a bog
S15E08: the gang carries a corpse up a mountain
season 16
S16E01: the gang inflates
S16E02: frank shoots every member of the gang
S16E03: the gang gets cursed
S16E04: frank vs russia
S16E05: celebrity booze: the ultimate cash grab
S16E06: risk e. rat’s pizza and amusement center
S16E07: the gang goes bowling
S16E08: dennis takes a mental health day
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mosthatedsunny · 10 months
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jokes-on-dee · 1 year
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In "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Asses" Mac and Dennis are pro-smoking in the bar. But if someone walked into Paddy's vaping? They'd immediately be kicked out
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