Every time you meet a short tempered service worker, remember that they might be Caspar "Scott" Midnightburger, and they just haven't done the necessary time- and space travelling to grow yet. You don't know where people are in their story and if their flaws will be fixed by fighting an intergalactic empire.
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he worked for the dmv. he's a negligent father. he's old as fuck. he's incredibly divorced. he can't cook. he sleeps on the floor.
i didn't say his name but you thought about him, didn't you?
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working on designs B)
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I love in audio media when you can hear someone smiling as they talk. Not laughing you can just hear their smile in their voice
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"i'm standing here in the middle of this weird place with you. I choose this." followed shortly after by "gloria's making stew for the k-pop wolves right now" is the true caspar midnightburger experience
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my love for caspar midnightburger is immeasurable
HE AND HIS MOMS IS THE BEST I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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Caspar Midnightburger help me do my art homework please
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Midnightburger thing I thought was neat:
Caspar’s first encounter with both Gloria and Ted go
“Hi!”
(Response)
“The Hwat”
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Caspar Midnightburger real confirmed ⁉️⁉️⁉️😱🤨😍
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You know when you have washed your face and the skin feels dry and tight until you put some lotion on? That's what Caspar 'Scott' Midnightburger does to my soul
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Simon Petrikov… Caspar Midnightburger… this October has been legendary for my obsession with swagless old men.
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