Kendall: "What time is it?"
All of BTR: "It's girl time!"
Y/N: "Sex time!"
BTR: *Looks at him in shock*
Y/N: "What? You guys don't have a 'sex time?'"
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big time guru sets up logan and james as opposites from each other in terms of swag... it got me thinking... are the boys all opposites from each other in some way?
if carlos takes on a more leader-like role one day at work, would kendall get a bit more reckless and impulsive about his decisions?
if gustavo forced kendall into a skincare routine before their upcoming tour, would james start to break out?
if james does better than average on a test, would logan start to slip in his studies?
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according to the big time rush tv universe, all (4) boys canonically took ballet, so i need an au of the pilot where mr x comes to teach them boy band dances and they’re all hopeless but then his jaw drops in shock when the four of them can execute perfect arabesques and grand jetés.
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In honor of me attending my first ever Big Time Rush concert I will be writing Fluffy and smutty fics about each member (in and out the show). 🤭🤭
they are so fine I’m honestly gonna cream my pants.
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I woke up today and realized that Big Time Rush literally got the same treatment celebrities in the Hollywood studio system got: fictionalized backstory given to the audience that most adults could figure out was fake pretty easily/or knew was fake but still enjoyed the fake backstory because it gave everyone a "plucked out of obscurity" story to root for. A fake name (or in their case, last name) given to them to make them sound more "star" worthy. Literally slotted into an archetype to make them more appealing to their demographic. (There is literally an episode for Logan's first name goes from "Hortense" to "Logan" to make him more "appealing.") In this essay I will-
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