The next premium cosmetics for the new free update next month include one (1) guy fawkes mustache/goatee combo for saltz.

I don’t know how to handle this information

.Honestly, it looks terrible but it's one of those things where the more I think about it, the more I like it and that's just embarrassing haha. Mostly because I can't get the idea of Kruber fixing up his facial hair and being like 90% of the reason that Vicky grew it out in the first place.

.And then we get to delve into why Vicky is clean shaven in the first place, is it a Witch Hunter thing? I know that shaving his face is just an easier thing to do instead of keeping a beard all neat and tidy like literally every other man in Taal's Horn Keep, but he could just have a straggly thing that Bardin is enraged by whenever he looks at him. I mean, the man has lice in his clothes, a dead skaven in his bedroom, and bad breath according to Kerillian (how does she know? Big elf nose powers?) So he's not exactly that into his cleanliness when there's rat bastards to kill, so like.... we can just dump that clean-shaven preference into his Daddy Issues! Folder, and pretend that Papa 'Pyre had a big ole beard and little baby Vicky doesn't want to look like him, yknow, because he was a bastard.

.Also you CANNOT tell me that Markus doesn't fucking LOVE the new look, he's fucking Ubersreik Two in his goddamn mind whenever he gets a moment alone. 🥵💞

.Mad excited for Karak Azgaraz because I loved it in the first game 🥰.