saw (2004) and jennifer's body are both romance movies to me

So uh... Starlo, huh?

ASA EMORY LET ME GOOOO LET ANOTHER SLASHER HAVE A TURN JESUS CHRISTTTT

hehehee moen break day tomorrow (proceeds to do work)

i could fix the film industry

cutsceneificiation

sometimes i’m like ughh i don’t even like languages or philology or anything. but today in russian class we were studying how words are made and i was just hit with uber autism. i was just sitting there and i realized: words. oh my god words. Arent they fucked crazy. isn’t it crazy how there are SO many ways to take apart words and then make up new ones with those parts!! just like what you did!!! cutscenefication is a combo of cutscene + the suffix -fication which signifies. uhmm. well it signifies Some Sort Of Process happening. i am being cutscenified right now. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! because you see cutscene is also a combo of the words cut and scene. isn’t language just crazy forreal. i like looking at words and seeing all the similarities and differences between them. i like looking at words and figuring out how they came to be and from which other words they might’ve developed. etymology is cool asf because every word on planet earth has such a rich history and different meanings in different regions and time periods and you can see where it was used the most and the least and how important it might’ve been to people at a given time. synonyms blow my entire mind. Can you believe bamboozled is even a real thing people say

GO WATCH THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS RN *points spoon at you threateningly*

GAH I HAVE NOT BEEN VERY ACTIVE RECENTLY- THIS WAS LIKE A WEEK AGO SORRY

UHHHH WHY??? I might. I've seen a ton of people talking about it and stuff keeps showing up on pinterest and whatnot so. Yeah I might idk

what i would fucking give to never have tummy issues at work. oh my god.

FUKA FUKA MY BELOVED MOOTS

imagine Modern AU Jade is the CEO of his own company and almost all of his employees intimidated and scared of him but still working there, until You visit Jade to his company and Jade being lovey dovey gentleman to u and gives u physical affections while almost all the employees staring at you both in disbelief and confused of what they just witness…..

ngl hottie Jade in suit + CEO Jbsjssjsbsksnsodrb KILL ME I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT ITTT

USERF SHRIMP ANON......USIER SHIRKFP ANAON..........USER SHRIMP ANANON.................YOU NEED TO DEACTIVATE RN............NO AND THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GK HOME AND MOTHER NATURE HAS SUDDENLY DECIDED TO TAKE A PISS ON THE EARTH SO HE TAKES OFF HIS BLAZER AND EWRAPS ITS AORUNF YOUR FIGURE??????? BRINGING HIM LUNCH THAT HE FORGOT TO PACK (he didnt forget he was just an ASS and liked the image of you hurriedly charging to his office in your home wear)??????? OMG JADE HAVING HIS OWN COMPANY HE GOT TIRED OF AZUL RUNNING HIM RAGGED LMAO

i got tickets guys I GOT TICKETS FOR MADRID N1

browsing ao3 for the first time and jee wiz, theres like 10,000 word fics???? thst lisk so much,,, thats as much as that science jourmal thingum about car dependance thas so much word.... how long does that take to write they??

i feel fucking sick WE TOOK AWAY KRIS’S PIANO SKILLS. THEY CAN’T FUCKING PLAY ANYMORE. THEY WERE SO GOOD.

I do so wish this shitfuck of a country would stop sweetening peanut butter, this is disgusting, I'm already too poor to afford the J in PB&J and my sandwich is still Reese's cup sweet. Gross gross gross gross gross

I know you should just be grateful for anything the food bank gives you so you don't starve but God DAMN I wish I could eat real food for like. 6 months.

I'm so tired of being hungry.

Anyway commission me or whatever IDK donation links in pinned

happy mania monday tuesday 💜 !