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#dystopia#crops#heatwave#coffee#first cup of coffee and dark thoughts#the coffee is the life#the coffee pot book club#caffiend#coffee keeps you alive and me out of prison#ufo#aliens#i’m not saying it’s aliens but it’s aliens#the truth is out there#uap#uso#tagstorm
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Masterlist: Caffiend’s Spooky As Fuck Halloween Recommendation Masterlist
Thirty-one days of Halloween horrors (and whores, I’m looking at you, Ransom!) completed! Please show our Tumblr besties the love they deserve for their hard work!
I’m gathering all my favorite spooky, sexy Halloween reads from my favorite authors here on Tumblr and AO3. All the really genius ones! In one super tasty bundle. Who loves you? Who’s your spooky Mama? Read on for Dark Loki, Dark Steve Rogers, Dark Bucky Barnes, Vampire!Loki, Cult Leader Steve Rogers, Incubus!Loki, the Winter Soldier and more.
1. Rapacity - Vampire Loki
@nildespirandum‘s genius Vampire Loki tale, sexy, scary, angsty as fuck.
2. Danse Macabre - Scary Prophet Bucky Barnes
@imanuglywombat’s terrifying and sexy Bucky and he’s not wearing anything under that robe...
3. Run Like Hell - relentless Winter Soldier
@navybrat817′s terrifying and sexy Winter Soldier tell you to run. DO IT.
4. Come One, Come All. - Dark, terrifying Loki
@lokislastlove sexy, terrifying Funhouse Loki, but it’s not fun for anyone IN his Funhouse. Except for you.
5. Proserpina - Dark, Old God Steve Rogers
@boxofbonesfic and a terrifying descent into an underground prison.
6. Glory, Amen - Old One Steve Rogers
@punemy-spotted and another terrifying descent into Old Ones best forgotten.
7. Destiny - Dark, Sexy, Sadistic Loki
@mdemontespan1667′s sexy, scary Loki. And spiders.
8. 30 Days of Debauchery - kinky sexy as fuck Lokl
@myoxisbroken’s excellent “kink a day” masterpiece
9. Rose Red All Hallow’s Eve - gritty Curtis Everett
@sweater-daddiesdumbdork’s scary-ass ride with Curtis Everett.
10. A Hex of Infinite Binding - Incubus Loki
@nildespirandum’s sexy as fuck Incubus Loki. In black. Leather. Pants.
11. One, or the Other - Sir Thomas Sharpe and Vampire Adam, OLLA
@caffiend-queen’s filthy musing of one or both of these men impregnating you.
12. Silver Exposure - Dystopian Avengers featuring Pitch Black Steve and Charcoal Grey Bucky.
@xsapphirescrollsx and her terrifying and extremely vivid tale of what happens when you fuck with time travel.
13. One Fateful Christmas - Andy Barber wants you and He Is Deeply Displeased. Also, a blizzard.
@americasass81 and her jolly little Christmas nightmare (dream come true depending on your point of view.)
14. Made For Me - Spine-tingling terror when you realize the life you planned was not the one you were going to get. Mitigating factor: lots of sex with Bucky.
@saiyanprincessswanie’s tasty, terrifying tale.
15. Honey Trap - Sweet, sexy beekeeper Steve Rogers isn’t the sweet guy everything in your little town thinks he is...
@threeminutesoflife’s dark and deliciously twisted Steve. And a toaster.
16. A Summoning From The Depths - An Incubus!Loki Story
@nildespirandum’s Kinktober offering for Incubus!Loki and Witch Nora. With bonus cloven hooves goodness.
17. Dark Commander - Scary-ass Hydra Captain America
@jtargaryen18′s brilliant tale of who Hydra’s vision of Captain America would be
18. I Dream at Night I Can Only See Your Face Roomate!Bucky Barnes
@thedarkplume’s dark, tasty tale of cupcakes and unrequited love. Be careful what you ask for...
19. Next Station - dark, ruthless Loki
@the-soulofdevil a different retelling of what should have happened with Loki on Lamentis.
20. Monstrous - deranged Vampire Loki
@maiden-of-asgard’s terrifying, half-mad Vampire Loki and the Light Elf imprisoned with him.
21. Can’t Run, Can’t Hide - terrifying Mafia!Bucky
@angrythingstarlight’s dark and sexy tale of what happens when you think you can leave Mafia Bucky.
22. Concrete Jungle Rapunzel - insidious, dark Bucky
@imanuglywombat’s stark, heartbreaking tale of what it’s like to be loved too much.
23. Landlocked - Dark Andy Barber and a Selkie
@tonarinotogepi’s tale of what happens when Dark Andy Barber captures a Selkie
24, To Love and To Hold - Sheriff Lee Bodecker and his sweet wife
@sagechanoafterdark How long can you be married to a monster like Lee Bodecker before his evil sinks into you?
25. Scare Tactics - Delicious Chris Evans distracting you.
Chris Evans, you, a spooky movie and his spectacular sexytime skills, courtesy of @jennmurawski13
26. Wilfords Demands and other Darkish!Curtis fics
@sweater-daddiesdumbdork’s sexy, scary tales of Gladiator, Impregnator Curtis Everett.
27. The Cult - Cult Leader Steve and too-trusting Bucky
@queenoftheworldisdead’s spooky tale of Cult Leader Steve wanting something Bucky has... his new wife.
28. Murder, He Wrote - sinister as fuck Ransom Drysdale
@what-is-your-plan-today’s terrifying tale of a celebrity haunted mansion and the reporter sent to cover it.
29. Perfection - emotionally torn and hot as balls Sir William Sharpe
@nildespirandum’s epic tale of pain, longing, loss, genuine terror and the power of love.
30. Wet - shamelessly delicious Jonathan Pine
@devikafernando’s decisive and shameless Jonathan Pine knows exactly how to get you wet.
31. Pain - pitch black Loki
Minnie Rose shows just how angry Loki can be after escaping the clutches of Thanos. And you’re right there to lavish the wildly complicated upon your helpless body.
#Caffiend's Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading#Halloween scary sexy story suggestions#Dark Loki#Vampire Loki#Winter Soldier#AU Dark Bucky Barnes#Old God Steve Rogers
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Doodle - Coffee Makes me a Little Less Batty
A quick doodle I made at a friend's request!
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💌 - Send a love letter for a blog.
@caffiend-queen - for pulling us down a tunnel with her incredible writing and never letting go. It's an absolute thrill a minute.
Caff, you got a love letter! ❤️
Yes, nonnie! A thrilling ride which is better because of the amazing heart she has.
Love and thanks! ❤️
Fun Friday Asks
#navybrat answers#fun friday#fun friday asks#love letter 💌#caffiend-queen#sweet nonnie#sending love ❤️#asks are always appreciated
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Hey there hope things are good with you. I was just wondering if you might be able to convince caffiend-queen that you and I are sweet, innocent little angels. For some reason she never quite believes me🤣🤣🤣
@americasass81 unfortunately I would be the LAST person @caffiend-queen would believe to be any kind of angel, other than perhaps a fallen one.
What we need is to find an actual sweet, innocent angel that we will trick into covering for us with her.... Which I suppose would prove the point that we are not. But ONLY if she catches us.
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POURING THE END OF THE WORLD COFFEE ☕️👀
#motionless in white#miw#miw band#motionlessinwhite#chrismotionless#chris motionless#chris cerulli#ricky olson#ricky horror#vinny mauro#chenzo mauro#ryan sitkowski#justin morrow#twitter#like 👀👀👀👀👀#pouring#the end of the world#coffee#caffiend typa shit
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caffiend says hello
art by Brunwick, of DeviantArt
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HAAAAAY girl! Happy Fanfic Writer's Day and answer these questions, please!
Questions for my favorite writers, please answer any or all that interest you.
— How long have you been writing fanfiction?
— Do you have a favorite word? (One that you love. Doesn’t necessarily have to be one you use all the time.
— Share a favorite run-on sentence that you’ve written.
— Share a bit of a scene that you’ve written that still gives you FEELS.
— What is your favorite kind of character interaction to write? — Do you have a hyper-specific genre?
— Any personal or frequently used tags?
— Share a joke or funny moment that you’ve written that still makes you laugh.
— Best editing tip?
— What drives you to write?
— Share something about your writing that you have wished someone would ask you about. Or alternatively, something that you are just really proud of.
— Where do you draw inspiration?
— What is your immediate reaction when you receive a new comment on a fic?
— What is your biggest challenge in writing?
— 1-2 sentence preview from your current WIP??
— What story or scene are you most proud of?
— Please link your profile so we can admire your works!
Aaaah! Caff!! You're the best and I love you!!
Okayokayokay I got a couple of these so I'm gonna split up the answers into two different answers, otherwise this answer is going to be the size of a treatise and that's just too long.
Still going under the cut though. I love you!!!
— How long have you been writing fanfiction?
A crazy long time, but I only just started publishing in earnest. I think I had a few anime fanfics on FF.Net that I have since deleted from my early middle school era. Then undergrad in the Dragon Age fandom, and now here since 2021!
— Do you have a favorite word? (One that you love. Doesn’t necessarily have to be one you use all the time.
Honestly, probably Fuck, considering how often I swear at myself while writing.
— Share a favorite run-on sentence that you’ve written.
The woods are death still and silent and Eliza-Anne Tucker — who, as you know, was a good Godly woman who knew all about the demons and haints in these here woods — watches the shadow-witch open her featureless mouth and screams and screams and when the Pennsylvania State Troopers come down to the clearing to investigate why they got about twenty-seven anonymous 911 calls in as many minutes about a cryin’-baby-that-definitely-wasn’t-no-goddamn-fox they find Jane Doe and her baby asleep in a clearing about three feet from the woods.
— Dead Trees Like Lavender Fields Chapter 1: Dirt Always Tells
I love this line because it's just so goddamn atmospheric. I had so much fun writing that scene from the chapter, it's one of my favorite scene-setters I've ever written.
— Share a bit of a scene that you’ve written that still gives you FEELS.
In a way, you almost should have known this would happen — just as Icarus himself so loved the freedom of his wings and the warmth of the sun upon them that he flew too close and fell to his death, the act of loving Ikaris has burned you alive, hasn’t it?
Immortality, you know — have known, long before he broke his way into your life — is a curse. He has seen so much, grappled with Gods and Monsters, shaped the very humanity you are afflicted with. How can he see your pain properly, viewed from so high above, so aware of the whole scope of humanity, unbothered by your mundane troubles? Small things to a giant, the rough edges of this unforgiving universe are… nothing.
But you, mortal you, a microscopic blip in the scope of human history, wrapped in the constant daily stressors of your ephemeral life. To see the world through your eyes is to magnify his view a thousandfold and even the smoothest of surfaces are a mountain range of jagged peaks reaching up to the sky when viewed from up close.
To love a God is to know he was never truly yours, no matter how many promises he makes of himself — fealty and fidelity and faith — or how many ways you want to believe him. Never yours, but in the moments your life and his coincide, you are his.
The weight of truth is a heavy, heartless thing, sinking into the bliss of new love slowly, burning away the hazy edge of infatuation to bring about clear realization. A hand of ice and stone emerges from the ocean floor and truth emerges from the well of his mouth to shame you both for having the very audacity to think that you could.
A thousand lives born from every single one lost — it seemed like such a fair exchange at the time, he tells you, barely able to meet the pained betrayal in your gaze. He almost makes it sound so reasonable.
What is the cost of a life, what is worth the weight of all your memories, is it a thousand lives scattered across a thousand different worlds, a consciousness split across many infinite light years? What is the price you would pay to erase all your pain in conjunction with your pleasures, all for the chance to maybe be reborn on a world guided by kinder Gods?
So all of this, all of human progress was … priming us to be cattle, it is not a question, merely a truth, a shameful reality you are forced to face, Then what was I? There. A selfish question — but then again, what are humans but inherently selfish, occupied by their own survival first? What are you too, but a tangle of traumas desperate to be seen as yourself and loved for it all the same.
You… How can he answer that, what answer can he give to that, when the truth cannot be softened, cannot be smoothed over? You would have been my greatest regret to lose.
On television, a reporter speculates aloud on the investigation into the dormant behemoth that might have borne any number of new utopias and before you, the Eternal who once never questioned the cost holds back tears.
It’s a tragedy you failed.
— For Blue Skies
This scene is another one of those moments where I watched a movie, had a breakdown, and then proceeded to spend entirely too many days writing angsty fic about it. It's one of those moments where I came to terms with a lot of things, and also wrote an angst indictment of those who can but do not.
— What is your favorite kind of character interaction to write?
Banter. I love a scene where the characters are just... talking. Trading barbs back and forth, teasing one another. It's all very Sorkin-esque, that back-and-forth that either leads to animosity or a sort of begrudging felicity.
— Do you have a hyper-specific genre?
Gothic Horror, I think! I'm learning I love anything atmospheric, scenic, diving into the eldritch and the unknown, soft, slow reveals and the futile attempt to describe the indescribable.
— Any personal or frequently used tags?
Hmmhmm... A lot, I think! I'm not entirely sure how to answer this, but I know I tag for trauma a lot, as I write for catharsis more than anything.
— Share a joke or funny moment that you’ve written that still makes you laugh.
Ari Levinson looks half-wild as you let him in, glancing outside briefly to see the flayed figure of your most recent unwanted visitor still seated mutely on the porch, cornbread rotted to dust and Goatrude holding him at bay. The Agent either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care, eyes fixed on you instead, You got a gun?
Got a gu— the hell sorta shit are you up to, Levinson?!
His lips curl back from his teeth in a sort of grimace before he turns, glancing out your front windows and then back at you, You know you have a skinless corpse on your porch?
Oh, so he noticed.
I’ve been trynna ignore it. That’s besides the point, the fuck are you doing out here and why do I need a gun?!
Personal protection, why else? There’s two dead bodies less than ten miles out from your property, Doc, or did you not notice?
The point. You need him to get to the point, and you might actually kill him if he doesn’t, arms crossed over your chest and trying not to let your scowl get too deep. Please don’t tell me you came all the way over to my house just to tell me to use protection.
— A Worthy Grave Chapter 1: Everybody Dies Alone
This is what I mean about banter. Ari and Doc may be my favorite couple I've written thus far because they are just funny as hell in my head when I get into their character-space.
— Best editing tip?
Step back. Take a day or two. Don't hesitate to rewrite your entire fic in a new window, you'll catch things as you retype and realize maybe you need to move stuff around or maybe you made a whole lot of nonsense typos. Read your work aloud if you want to capture a specific kind of voice. And most of all: this is for fun and grammar is a construct.
— What drives you to write?
I have so many stories I want to tell, scene and dynamics I want to explore. I love worldbuilding, love sharing my daydreams in the form of written work. For me, writing is a form of self-care.
— Share something about your writing that you have wished someone would ask you about. Or alternatively, something that you are just really proud of.
Honestly! I'm just really proud of how far I've come in being comfortable sharing my writing, and talking to others about their brilliant works. I used to hide my fics in notebooks that I'd later burn but nowadays I've been feeling more confident in what I'm doing and less panicky.
— Where do you draw inspiration?
Extant media! I love listening to podcasts, watching shows, finding worlds I can dive into. As much as I love worldbuilding when I write fic, I like building off extant worlds more, making them my own. I also draw inspiration from my own personal life, because I view writing as a form of therapy and catharsis, and so my experiences become a font of emotion for me to draw from in order to release those emotions I have pent up.
— What is your immediate reaction when you receive a new comment on a fic?
Generally? Panic, excitement, a whole lot of squeeing and face-tapping, and then smashing out a frantic and loving reply because every new comment I get fills me with joy.
— What is your biggest challenge in writing?
Finding the energy. Between work and personal life, I often find myself burnt out and struggling to put words on the page. It doesn't help that my waning creative energy means aggressive writer's block and a hyper-perfectionist mentality that is normally more detrimental than not. I struggle to remind myself that good enough is fine, nothing needs to be to my standards of perfect because I will always find a flaw in what I create.
— 1-2 sentence preview from your current WIP??
Problem is, you’re tired. You’re bone-tired, strippin’ your workboots off your feet and looking at the stove like it’s personally insulted you and your momma for daring to not have a hot meal cooked already, before deciding that — as much as your momma would’ve scolded you for it — your “emergency” tin of Pillsbury would do just fine for biscuits and jam.
She might’ve thought “air fryers” were all manner of scam put on Earth to keep people from understanding the magic of a good goddamn buttermilk biscuit, but she didn’t just spend the whole damn night listenin’ to Ari Levinson lie unconvincingly through his too-perfect teeth.
— I know you can guess which WIP this is 😏
— What story or scene are you most proud of?
I think I'm proudest of The Cut still. It's the one that has the most of "me" in it, with the happiest ending, and really it's the one I feel the most comfortable re-reading.
— Please link your profile so we can admire your works!
Aaaaah! The Masterlist!
#caffiend queen#shroombox#asked and answered#fanfic writer appreciation day#thank you so much for these!!!#i looked forward to answering them ALL DAY AT WORK
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So my precious @dreamlessinparis tell us in two colors why YOU think most of your Tumblr besties follow you?
Hmm this is a very good question, my lovely Caff and after carefully consideration 🤔, I think the two colors would be Forest and Seaform (in the best way😂) hahah 💗💗
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ah good i’d been behind on my heart palpitations
#so many todayyy peobs cause caffiene but MY PEPIS#i dont even care it’s caffiendated. i like the taste. pepsiiii#they call me mr heart palpitation. she heart on my palpitation on my palp till i tation#they call me mr teeth cause i have so many. teeth i mean#they call me mr skin cause i have so much skin on me. enough at least peobably exgra. im exceptional in the matters of organic matter#i have so much skin you’d never get it. im soooo good at having skin bbbbbroooooooooo#i think theres minerals in our ice cube maker but i like the flavor. it’s like. our sinkwater#cyninders as well. cylindrical icecrubes#rambles
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#coffee#first cup of coffee and dark thoughts#the coffee is the life#the coffee pot book club#caffiend#coffee keeps you alive and me out of prison
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Caffiend’s Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading Recommendations
I’ve been re-reading this glorious mixup from @nildespirandum in honor of Halloween, and this is hands-down the sexiest spooky thing she’s written.
A Hex of Infinite Binding is the beginning of a glorious series resolving around a clever witch named Nora and...
Incubus Loki.
You heard me. Who would possibly be a better Incubus than that gorgeous, sexy bastard Loki? You can picture him with the black wings, the leather pants, a pierced nipple... Where was I? Anyway! This is to die for, and the story will put you in the proper mood for All Hallow’s Eve.
Caffiend’s Spooky As Fuck Halloween Recommendation Masterlist
image credit: Loki’s Veil
Alerting mutuals who I think might be interested, please let me know if you’d like on or off this list. Thank you!
@nonsensicalobsessions
@albinotigerpython
@oldenoughtobeyourmama
@chezdricks
@noseyrosey1597
@before-we-get-started
@mizzzpink
@patzammit
@kalesrebellion
@redbarn1995
@babybubblesxtra
@chixkencxrry
@sylviefromneptune
@emmabarnes
@brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0
@heavenly1927
@learisa
@that-one-gay-girl
@titty-teetee
@alexakeyloveloki
@lokislastlove
@mcudarklibrary
@nildespirandum
@imanuglywombat
@myoxisbroken
@threeminutesoflife
@xsapphirescrollsx
@jtargaryen18
@frostbitten-written
@dangertoozmanykids101
@kimanne723
@chuuulip
@is-it-madness
@wrathkitty
@lokidevotee
@sllooney
@societyofbibliophiles
@inkededucatednnerdy
@navybrat817
@devikafernando
@devilish--doll
@team-iron-wannabe-man
@tinystudentfirepurse
@what-is-your-plan-today
@jennmurawski13
@here4thefanfics
@mdemontespan1667
@tonarinotogepi
@rebekahdawkins
@saiyanprincessswanie
@nickyI316h
@kez-bez
@gigglingtigger
@jevans2
@teambarnes72
@reileth
@openup-yourmind
@honeybournehippy
@bluestaratsunrise
#Incubus Loki#Caffiend's Supremely Spooky As Fuck Halloween Reading#Wonderful sexy Halloween reading about Loki
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Another one for the sheet!! ✨🦇🩸⚰️☕️
#stickers#sticker design#digital arwork#digital artist#digital art#digital illustration#my art#caffiend
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My lovely @navybrat817 tell us the two colors that you most likely think most of your Tumblr besties follow you?
Personally, I follow you for Lilac and Sapphire...
Hello, beautiful! 🥰 I chose the gif below since you said lilac and sapphire. I hope you know I cherish you and I would be interested in what you find should you study me. ❤️
I feel like people follow me for seafoam and harlequin. I really don't know. I'm surprised I have followers. 😂🤣😂 I hope I can bring a smile to people's faces though. 🥰
Sending you all the love and thanks! ❤️
#navybrat answers#blog love#put a smile on my face#love letter 💌#color game#i have followers? 😂#caffiend queen#sending love ❤️#asks are always appreciated
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When you are having a rough time, and are struggling with your writing,and you have a wonderful friend you get surprise flowers. Thank you @caffiend-queen , I love you like crazy.
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B is for berries! What berries do you find yourself around the most?
I would like to know: O is for onix! What is your favourite first stage pokemon? - Olivia
@koffing-time
I'd love to say I'm around cheri berries the most. It's my favorite berry and I put it in everything. BUT, I'd be lying. My whole team loves pecha berries, so I have those on hand the most. I've gotten pretty creative in using them.
My favorite first stage pokemon... Probably Turtwig. They look so cute and trustworthy. I used to work in a nursery, and the owner had a pet Turtwig.
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