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lavishresilience · 2 years

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“I trusted you. Why can’t you trust me too?” // hanna to mona

"i think there's somethings that you are better off not knowing, han. that goes for not just you, but for the rest of the girls too." mona had a habit of being secretive when it came to certain things. and she had gotten awfully good at it. of course she would've.. especially considering the fact that she had been A at one point. mona knew the game and how it worked. it made sense as to why hanna had always been so trusting to her. out of all the girls, hanna was the only one she could continue to consider her best friend even after the betrayal.

@aethlas

#c: hanna marin #( muse: mona vanderwaal )#( ask meme. )

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cyarskj52 · 5 months

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EMILY FIELDS in PRETTY LITTLE LIARS (2010-2017) 1x01 | “PILOT”

#tv: pretty little liars #c: emily fields #w #Pretty little liars #alison dilaurentis #aria montgomery #sasha pieterse #hanna marin #pretty little liars x reader #spencer hastings #pretty little liars gif #pretty little liars original sin #pretty little liars rp #pretty little liars icons

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lightningstruck · 4 months

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spell out your url using characters you love from any media. then, tag as many people as there are letters in your url (or however many you'd like!) inspired by the song titles dashboard game.

L - leighton murray, the sex lives of college girls I - isaac lahey, teen wolf G - green arrow, dc comics H - hanna marin, pretty little liars T - taissa turner, yellowjackets N - nate archibald, gossip girl I - inej ghafa, six of crows N - nico di angelo, pjo (i had him for 2 seconds but would risk it all for him) G - groot, guardians of the galaxy S - stephanie brown, dc comics T - tara carpenter, scream R - rosemarie hathaway, vampire academy U - uma, descendants C - clarisse la rue, pjo K - katherine pierce, the vampire diaries

tagged by: @lingeringscars 💛 tagging: @warpainte, @everdawn, @taroet, @proditeur, @angeldored, @stygicniron, @fightwing, @demifate, @hlfling, @metroway, @nosestealer & whoever else wants to do this !!

#tbt #i love doing these i have so many more which is why i love that laura tagged my multi also HDSKJSDHJDS

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blackfemmecharacterdependency · 1 year

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Black Femme Character Dependency Dark Skin Directory || Characters Masterlist Pr. 1 (A-J)

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Fanta | Farah Black | Felicia | Foxxy Love | Fringilla Vigo

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I ran out of time. LOL. I’ma work on it tho...

I got 2 jobs. Sometimes, I’m not gonna have the things I intend to bring.\

If anybody want me to tag them whenever I finish actually making this list, just leave it in the replies and I’ll tag everybody once I finish K-Z characters, hopefully before the month is over.

#BFCD Dark Skin December #Black Female Characters Masterlist #Black Female Characters #dark skinned beauty #Girl That's Queuedt #December #tags masterlist #BFCD Masterlist #neshatriumphs #blackfemmecharacterdependency #source: blackfemmecharacterdependency #List will be updated as needed #A-Z #BFCD DS Directory

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beardedmrbean · 7 months

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Many morning papers, including Kuopio's Savon Sanomat, carry a review of a new survey by the Finnish Business and Policy Forum (EVA) showing that a growing number of Finns want to see more focus on cooperation in international affairs with other Nordic and Baltic countries.

Sixty-four percent of those surveyed said they think that cooperation with the Nordic countries should have more emphasis in Finland's foreign policy.

According to EVA's head of research Ilkka Haavisto, it seems that the Finns would like the Nordic countries to act as a more united front in foreign policy than at present.

"Traditionally, the Nordic countries have cooperated on many issues, but have rarely appeared as a unified block, because the countries' foreign and security policy solutions have not been aligned," Haavisto points out.

Slightly more than half of respondents were of the opinion that cooperation with the Baltic countries should be given more weight more in Finland's foreign policy, as well.

Greater willingness to cooperate with the Baltic countries is related to the Nato alliance and the fact that the foreign policy of the Baltic countries is increasingly valued in Finland, according to an EVA's press release quoted in the article.

"Russia's attack on Ukraine showed that the Baltic countries assessed Russia correctly," Haavisto says.

A similar annual values and attitudes survey has been carried out by EVA since 1984. This poll includes responses from more than 2,000 people who took part in a Taloustutkimus internet panel at the beginning of this year.

Danger below the Baltic waves

It is estimated that around 50,000 tons of chemical weapons and at least 200,000 tons of conventional munitions lie on the bottom of the Baltic Sea, the agricultural sector paper Maaseudun Tulevaisuus reports.

The weapons include bombs, artillery shells, mines, grenades and other munitions dumped by the Allies at the end of the Second World War. They are known to contain mustard gas, adamsite and an arsenic compound called clark1, among other deadly chemicals.

The paper says that studies have shown that toxins leaking from corroding ammunition casings end up in sediments and aquatic organisms. Hanna Niemikoski, a chemist at the Finnish Environment Institute (Syke) says that small concentrations have been found in, for example, cod, flounder, lobsters and shrimp.

More research is needed on whether the small concentrations of toxins found in seafood affect the people who eat them.

However, Professor Paula Vanninen, who heads Finnish Institute for Verification of the Chemical Weapons Convention, told the STT news agency that the threat to the marine environment and consumers is real.

One reason that the the issue of dealing with World War II-era chemical weapons dumped in the Baltic is topical is the fast pace at which offshore wind farms are being built in the region.

Reining in onboard parties

Helsingin Sanomat tells readers that shipping lines operating ferries between Finnish and Swedish ports have taken steps to curb partying by passengers in cabins and corridors.

It notes that, for example, some of the ships have no plugs in the sinks in cabins. This is to prevent passengers from filling the sinks with cold water to cool drinks.

Cruise passengers are prohibited from bringing their own alcoholic beverages onto Tallink Silja and Viking Line ships. It is also forbidden to consume alcoholic beverages bought from the ships' stores on board. The consumption of alcohol is limited to bars and restaurants.

Viking Line rules says that any passenger who causes a disturbance in cabin areas can be ejected from the cabin and fined 120 euros.

Both shipping companies have limited alcohol purchases from tax-free shops on certain departures and the contents of some passengers' bags are checked before boarding. Among the items confiscated are not only alcohol, but also sound-system speakers and power tools.

Hazardous gusts

Iltalehti warns of increasingly difficult driving conditions in many parts of the country on Wednesday because of heavy rains and high winds.

It points to an advisory from Fintraffic's road traffic centre saying that hazardously high gusts of wind, up to 20 metres per second, are expected in Kymenlaakso, South Karelia and South Savo.

Heavy rains will also affect driving conditions in Uusimaa, Häme and North Karelia.

The Fintraffic advisory reminds drivers to maintain safety distances of the season, and to be especially careful when it is dark.

#nunyas news #updates from up north

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papermccn · 1 year

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🍓winter market even plotting/starter call! 🍓

below ill have all my characters and what they’re up to! c: if you wanna plot like this and i’ll shoot you a message! or if you want a starter reply with who!

richard gecko- went along just because jo dragged him along. could probably be seen being broody since it’s so out of his style.. could be seen doing whichever jo’s up to. might run into seth, maybe even get a drink with ethan winters, who knows! it’s richard.

malcolm bright- thirdwheeling with faye and eric..is most likely used to little events like this given his mom.. probably decides on a whim to do sled races- ?? has he ever sled before? probably not but does he care ?? no..

Starter for- faye chamberlin

faye valentine - lbr there for the food and drink, wanted to see what the hype was about.. and a reason to look dazzling in a winter fit, can be seen at the food and drink venues.. might get into some competitions..

winry rockbell- is excited just to be there, she is quite the optimism.. can be seen hanging with aerith, also doing the snow ball fights- snowman building competition.

Starters for ciri, sophie

hanna marin - comes up in the cutest fit ever, a cute sweater; a cute beanie.. the cutest light makeup!! we love her, she can be seen ofc taking pictures with hot santa.. at the hot coco bar! just having fun!

eric northman- i mean he’s a one thousand year old vampire- and i’m not quite sure he cares too much about holidays?? but he’s there with faye ( hes down bad for her rn cant blame him ), he probably can be seen being almost amazed at human entertainment.. also can be seen using food as fangs because he’s so funny and has that rizz.. idk just where faye is he’s there with her.

Starters for- Faye Chamberlin, Victoria

elena gilbert- excited for the holidays, though she misses her family. she’s grateful to have the family she does have here.. she can be seen doing pretty much as much events as she got get in..of course taking pictures with hot santa, doing the competitions.. probably will get a lil tipsy, can’t blame her she just got her memory back but yeah!!

homura akemi- she comes off as cold and standoffish and is almost uncomfortable at this event.. it’s out of her comfort zone, she never really got to experience a good holiday.. ( given she was in hospital majority of her early life due to heart problems; and then magical girl problems.. u get it ) she’s the person you see in the corner of the party.. but if someone can convince her to have fun and get out there surely she will!

Starter for Abby

nami !- with mq, she dragged him along.. she can be seen pestering him, and doing shopping! of course she’s going to be ecstatic about this, it’s a new thing..might be confused about santa pictures?? but will partake.

jade west - she’s going to act like she doesn’t want to be here.. act like she hates it, halloween is her favorite holiday.. christmas is fun because she gets things, -but she’s going to of course have fun... just acting broody and edgy about it, might do some karaoke and ofc slay it! and maybe you’ll catch her actually having fun.. hmmM

eden hamby - really nervous about going to this event.. i can’t say she was too much of a party goer.. or even an event one at that.. she’ll dwell into some sweet treats, and try new things.. anyone help her come out of her shell pls!

rei hino- will be intrigued to what’s happening at this event. will be EXTREMELY competitive in all the challenges and races.. will be kind of a hot head but overall will have a fun time!

hannah washington - omg she’s going to be so nervous and standoffish.. she won’t really know what to do with herself.. she’ll be cautious when trying new things, but she’s a sporty person.. might try her hand at ice skating, and might be interested in new friends!

Starter for si ji

gu chang-seong - i mean let’s put this out here.. he can see ghosts, he’s trying his best to ignore them.. but is going to most likely be so obviously seeing something, he might try activities to distract himself.. just give this man a friend, pls he needs it.. he’s stressed.

Starter for sam maek jong and man wol

jinx! - of course causing chaos.. can be seen making the most elaborate ass ginger bread house, will probably laugh at the santas.. but will take a picture for shit and giggles.. just over all will be a shit head.

Starters for eddie

#hw: plot call #cussing tw #swearing tw #cursing tw #health tw #ghost tw #c:

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brinleyparke · 1 year

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Hawaii Five-0 Fic Ideas

Based on Specific Episodes:

Post-pilot – Kono goes to Steve's house to check on him.

Post-pilot – How do Steve's superiors react when they hear he's transferring to the Reserves?

1x12 AU – What if Steve and Kono didn't steal the money? What if Steve borrowed from a friend, perhaps Josef Kostan or Lucifer? When Steve can't give him the money back, Steve owes him a favor.

Post 2x03 – Danny reconsiders letting Steve around Grace now that he has really seen what he is capable of.

Post 2x07 – Steve apologizes to Max. They become BFFs.

Post 2x07 – Steve gets payback on Lori for the Sandy costume

Costume ideas:

Angel, Captain America, Clark Kent, cop, cowboy, dark angel, devil, firefighter, gladiator, Greek god/Adonis, handyman/mechanic, lifeguard, lumberjack, pirate, sailor, soldier/SEAL, wrestler.

Post 2x09 – Steve tells Joe what happened with Nick Taylor. Joe tells him it wasn't his fault.

Post 2x10 – Joe tells Doris about Steve being tortured.

Post 2x16 – McRollins h/c

Post 2x22 AU – Kono ends things with Adam after he almost killed Steve.

Post 3x07 – h/c for Steve. Can be McKono, McRollins, or Gen. Maybe Doris or Mary notices the roadrash on Steve's back

3x08 – Steve is upset that his team didn't trust him

Post 3x15 – Chin and Kono's thoughts after seeing the bullet with their boss's/friend's name on it

Reacher (TV show) x-over: Post 3x20 – Reacher decides to go to Hawaii because why not? He ends up getting framed for murder again because that's just his luck. Five-0 gets the case. Steve sees Reacher and looks like he's seen a ghost. Steve believes that Reacher didn't do it. The Five-0 team thinks Steve isn't thinking straight. It's up to Steve, Reacher, and Catherine to prove Reacher's innocence.

4x07 – Danny thinks Steve would actually make a good father.

4x08 – hurt/comfort; what if it wasn't just a graze?

4x08 – Grover starts to consider that maybe steve isn't such a bad guy after all

Post 5x18 – Steve feels guilty that he wasn't the one to get Chin out and that he had to choose between Chin and Danny. Steve goes to apologize to Chin. Chin assures him there's no hard feelings and that he understands why he had to get Danny first (Danny was an American cop in a Colombian prison, while Chin was in America).

6x04 AU – Steve pulls up his shirt to prove the abs are accurate. See evidence below.

Post 6x19 – Steve tells Lou about his mom faking her death and his dad sending him and Mary away.

6x25 AU – What if Chin was the one who gave Steve half his liver instead of Danny?

Post 6x25 – Lou and Chin realize that on all those nights that Steve would call Chin, Steve wasn't sleeping either. (Malia died at the same time that Steve found out his mother was still alive.)

Post 6x25 – Steve is struggling with his medical discharge from the Navy.

Kirk Emerson (the Marine with no legs from 4x20) hears about the plane crash-landing on the news. Maybe he makes some calls or something to see if Steve survived and somehow finds out about the transplant (idk how). Kirk makes a trip to Hawaii because knows what Steve is going through.

Or maybe Joe hears about it and helps Steve adjust to no longer being in the Navy.

7x16 – Insecure!Steve based on the scene where Steve mentions his crow's feet

Post season 7 finale – Steve has one of his spells during a meeting with the governor.

Based on 8x24 – John is worried when he finds out Steve was hurt. He's also grateful to Joe for saving his son and making sure he got out of there...alive.

Post-finale – Steve and Cath visit some people

Chin, Abby, and Sara

Kono

Mary and Joanie

Sam Hanna

MacGyver (they talk about Jack)

Kelly

Reggie Cole and his son (from 1x21)

Danny's family

Harry Langford

Wade Gutches

Post-finale – Steve thinks about the stranger from the hospital chapel all those years ago (from 6x25)

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444names · 2 years

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american names starting with letters from "a" to "m" BUT excluding "c"

Adley Adrenn Adrey Aggilex Alaryan Alberla Aldawn Aldrine Aleene Aleigh Alernah Alexany Alfrette Alianny Alifton Allaris Allie Almant Alvie Alvine Alvirett Amabeunie Ambery Amirennie Amyrol Anarinda Andebona Andon Andran Andys Angeoree Anger Anifer Aniftonie Annaria Annielsan Anordany Apris Aprista Apristal Argarla Arlose Arria Artien Asona Audele Auristie Bardo Barlah Barlan Belie Bendra Benrie Bered Berentony Berisy Berite Berithan Bermayl Berna Bernettie Berrystie Bette Bever Bielmamie Billiandy Bladral Blaudie Blene Bobbille Bobbyrta Bonie Bonna Borena Borey Brandan Brannie Brantona Bredix Bremireen Brena Bristinge Bristy Brita Brudrea Daight Dailba Daill Daithel Daleennie Dalel Danez Darine Darleoren Darrise Davel Davie Debby Debob Debrald Debrie Debrise Delarly Deloina Dentona Deren Derne Dethan Dolannie Donie Donstanne Dorek Duadange Dwarbarle Dwarlie Dwartia Eannanda Ebobbilla Eddiamy Edebra Edgaron Edgay Edine Eduara Edwarrie Edwig Eitalvine Elada Elandsa Eleene Eleorgia Elifforea Ellie Ellin Ellio Ellion Elsayle Elvinto Emmarana Emmildi Erbette Erestine Erles Erletty Errew Esirk Euliste Eunie Evelillix Everna Everne Faine Floistin Flolix Flord Flore Floret Florry Flose Flosey Flothy Fralyney Frangen Frann Fredia Fredo Freen Freght Frethry Gabetta Ganard Garandary Garlan Gaytonie Gelie Gendawn Gendora Gennetta Genny Genryn Geris Geriste Giela Gielles Gilia Ginnie Glathy Glauria Gleene Glene Glorgandy Gored Gorgin Granna Greenny Gregha Grenryl Greslian Gwena Gwenne Gwennie Gwenton Hadregora Halvine Hanna Harlan Harlen Harna Harra Haryan Hazela Heate Heliltona Helle Henna Henrya Heranne Hermant Herna Heroyd Herree Herth Hewight Hewiste Holorgin Howarlor Howaytope Huarrysty Huren Iredia Irmaurti Jaildie Jaimmy Jaith Jamber Jambette Janan Jantona Javey Javineve Jealbevey Jeanny Jeargay Jeatte Jeffelory Jeffer Jefforie Jefin Jefinth Jenjany Jenryl Jerian Jerne Jerollen Jerrie Jertrudia Jessayn Jeste Jestianne Jestinth Jilbet Jille Jimberome Jimberti Joandana Joandsa Joanie Joant Joelin Joelis Johnn Johnna Johnne Jorolaree Joromel Josea Josey Joyan Juanoly Juarisey Judebon Judendo Judingene Julany Julianie Julin Julindse Junette Justi Karia Karisonne Karley Karold Karookeve Karryste Karyla Katene Katerlarl Katheline Kathes Kathlen Katrudel Katte Kattiany Kattin Kattisa Kayton Keilyssie Kelie Kelin Kelyn Kendored Kendy Kenetta Kenista Kenne Kennie Keresus Kimmine Kirion Kriantony Krielise Kristh Krithelin Ladena Ladleank Laine Landony Landra Lanie Lanna Lathad Laudelia Laudy Laver Laverene Leanie Leenda Leenniert Leiguad Leitt Lelestie Leonna Leord Leoren Leslielan Lesta Lianna Lianne Liell Liette Lillay Lizabette Loine Loinessa Loisabean Loisaye Lolia Lololy Loran Lorann Loreddia Loreendy Loren Loresie Loria Lorrie Losephia Losey Loshart Lotte Lottelan Lotty Luison Lulia Lulionne Maberi Mabra Mabreth Mabria Madle Maelathia Maggill Magne Manna Manthery Marene Marin Maris Marlauri Marle Marlennad Marleonne Marly Marne Marold Marottana Marre Marri Marrie Marris Marry Marryley Marthy Martle Marvina Matera Matherne Mathy Matrie Matrin Maured Maxie Maxis Maxistie Megorey Melbenris Melen Melina Meliste Mellen Mellene Melley Mellix Mellored Melvidane Merna Mertrudia Mikarie Mikathen Mikattie Milbestin Millie Millyd Minessira Mineva Miradley Molor Monite Monne Morana Muraly Murth Myrold

#444names #444 names

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aarontveit · 5 years

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#plledit #plldaily #hanna marin #ashley benson #abensonedit #*mine #*gif #s: pll #c: hanna marin #ladies

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karsdanvers · 7 years

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#plledit #pllgif #halebedit #plldaily #theliarsdaily #prettylittleliarsedit #tv: pretty little liars #c: hanna marin #c: caleb rivers #ship: haleb #mine #*#gif*#mine: pretty little liars #1k*

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ruinthem-blog1 · 7 years

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‘ did you have a nightmare? i have nightmares too. ’ for hanna ❤️

“uhm -- i,” it’s hesitant, the response, and softer than she intends. her nightmares are different. they’re all around her, breathless, shadowy things that whisper even in the daylight -- she sees them now more than she sees herself, her friends, her classmates. it’s nothing so perverse as a stalker, it’s the truth under her skin, itching, groaning. “that’s -- i’m -- i’m sorry.”

and the kicker of it is, she really is. once hefty hanna, once a startlingly mean mean girl, now all kindness and compassion. after what she’s been through -- what she’s seen -- what she’s done, it’s hard to be anything else but kind. even if it’s hard, even if she feels that the kindness is forced, not real -- fake, in other words.

she decides to reach out and touch the other girl -- she can’t remember her name, doesn’t remember if she was ever even told -- on the shoulder, a soft gesture. this one, she knows is kind. one of her bracelets brushes up against the other’s skin and she sees this as something to be embarrassed about -- she quickly pulls her hand away, keeps her gaze locked on the floor and her bare feet.

“but -- hey, nightmares aren’t us, right? they’re stupid things. i personally go to sleep every night with cucumbers over my eyes and loud music blaring, never had a nightmare. i’d say it’s a home remedy but i actually just read it in last month’s Cosmo -- or -- or last year’s? we actually ... don’t really get Cosmo that often, if you can believe that.” she laughs and oh, that’s a soft sound, too. “you wanna get a drink? i could really go for a killer cappuccino right about now. i’m buying.”

#c: hanna marin #gUFJHTRKJ #fCUK I LOVE HANNA SO MUCH I CRY EVERY DAY ABT HER #SHE DESERVES SO MUCH #britishspy

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lavishresilience · 2 years

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❛ you’re acting like my mom. ❜ / hanna to spencer

"yeah, well someone should, han. either that or i'll call your real one. consider yourself lucky that it’s just me instead." spencer walked towards her friend and crossed her arms over her chest and gave her a look with a raised eyebrow. "maybe this will start to sound even more 'motherly' right now, but.. where were you all night long? is there a reason why i shouldn't be worried?" leave it to spencer to have to ask at least a million and one questions.

#( muse: spencer hastings )#c: hanna marin #( ask meme. )

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das-pena · 6 years

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Pretty Little Liars

#Pretty Little Liars #Hanna Marin #Caleb Rivers #Frases #Citas #Sad #:c

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prettyboysdontlookatexplosions · 3 years

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@dressrosaa and anyone else unfamiliar with pretty little liars, a postmodern tone poem about girlhood and violence, an experiment in storytelling divorced from linear time about how all cops are bastards and dads are even worse, one of the most bafflingly homophobic pieces of media i have ever seen despite the fact that the showrunner for all seven seasons is literally a lesbian like GIRL are you OKAY blink twice for I NEED THERAPY:

pretty little liars tells the story of four friends: spencer hastings (deranged genius/former and future speed addict, perfect); hanna marin (blonde shoplifter/recovering bulimic, an angel we don’t deserve); emily fields (gay swimmer, has no personality but it’s hard to tell if that’s because pll is homophobic or because shay mitchell CANNOT act but is almost hot enough to make up for it); and aria montgomerry (the fucking goddamn worst i know it’s wrong to hold this much hate in my heart for a sixteen year old who spends the ENTIRE show being sexually preyed upon but in my defense it is fiction and frankly barely even that; truly the relationship between pretty little liars and our normal human understanding of narrative is tenuous at best; the point is if aria were real she would be deserving of infinite compassion but she is not so she just sucks). a year after their queen bee alison disappears, her body is found, at which point they all start getting texts from the mysterious “A,” who knows their secrets with NSA-bugging-a-therapist’s-office precision and seems to have nothing to do in life other than to torture them into constantly endangering themselves or betraying each other or doing other horrible things that will then hang over their heads for 800 years.

PLL is sort of like what if a classic dead blonde whodunit has a nightmare octopus baby with jj abrams “mystery box” storytelling spliced together with a sense of pacing even more deranged than the magicians at its most unhinged; the reason i make so many jokes about its lack of interest in physical spacetime is because it’s technically canon that two and a half entire seasons, during which among other things spencer has a nervous breakdown and an addiction relapse and goes to rehab and then gets out of rehab T W I C E, takes place between the first week of school and thanksgiving break. it is not by any means a “good” show and it’s pretty clear that any “ideas” in it were there by accident, but watching 6 seasons in a month was one of the most enthralling television experiences of my life, and it really does love to remind you that no men on earth are good (*except for hanna’s street rat hacker boyfriend caleb played by tyler blackwell whose face makes me feel extremely safe who is the most perfect dreamboat in the history of televisual dreamboats). part of its unhinged M. O. is of course keeping you constantly guessing about who “A” is, taking you through like 7000 red herring reveals (along with some real reveals later retconned as beta-A’s working for the real A - i’m telling you this shit is fucking nuts) in which we spend a couple episodes thinking (if we have never watched a television show before) that so and so must be A, only to have their nefarious behavior explained away by some other mechanism.

i’m giving this context because i am taking your inquiry about the throwaway reference i made as a chance to explain my favorite of the A fake-outs, which centers on ezra fitz. who is ezra fitz? he is a demon in human disguise. he beats out craig manning on degrassi for worst fictional boyfriend in the history of teen melodrama. he is a dude who macks on a fifteen-year-old aria montgomery at a bar the weekend before school starts and then turns out to be, surprise! HER ENGLISH TEACHER. because the show, despite being incredible and amazing and iconic, is also very bad, their relationship, which goes on and off the entire seven seasons and winds up endgame, is sold as like a torrid and angsty secret affair, and not the creepiest thing that has ever happened. despite the fact that ezra is the closest the show has to a male lead and played by the second hottest dude on it, in season 4 they were running out of A candidates and started giving us shady clues to ezra’s shadiness, discovered and mostly put together by spencer, who simultaneously was coping with the stress of trying to get into an ivy league college while also saving herself and her friends, all of whom take turns sharing one brain cell leaving her to do all the thinking, from the constant assault of a blackmailing emotional terrorist who at this point has also tried to kill them several times. one time aria winds up in a box on a train next to a dead body and also it’s halloween and adam lambert is performing on the train, god when riverdale season 1 was good i thought riverdale was like what if pretty little liars but on purpose but with the benefit of hindsight clearly PLL had what riverdale fucking WISHES it could.

in order to deal, spencer has fallen on her old pill-popping ways (for, just to reiterate, the second time after leaving a mental institution in the span of like 10 weeks), and JUST as she is on the verge of really PROVING that their english teacher is A, she suffers a stimulant-induced psychotic break i.e. gives the show their framing device for doing a Theme Episode around the theme of Film Noir, where everything is in black and white and everyone talks funny. you can watch a clip here to get the flavor. sidebar at this point alison has appeared to every single character i think and it’s like still fully a mystery whether they all individually hallucinated her at times of stress or if she’s secretly alive. once again this show owns.

anyway her friends totally freak on spencer when she tells them her theory, because she is literally the only person in town with a brain, but then we get this amazing episode where aria (a child) is at her english teacher’s cabin for the weekend and he’s acting exactly like a serial killer the entire time and she starts to have doubts and has a very tense ski lift ride with him and THEN! THEN what’s amazing is that ezra is NOT A, but in explaining why he has been acting so shady despite not being A they manage to somehow make him not ONLY worse than an english teacher who was fucking his high school student but ALSO make him POSSIBLY WORSE THAN AN ACTUAL MURDERER IMO, because it turns out that he met alison briefly before she died/fake died and then got obsessed with her death and SO he came to town and got a job at the school AND MADE OUT WITH THIS DEAD TEENAGE GIRL’S EQUALLY TEENAGE FRIEND IN THE BAR THAT DAY AND PURSUED A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HER AS HER ENGLISH TEACHER.............................................. IN ORDER TO DO RESEARCH FOR A TRUE CRIME BOOK. LITERALLY the most incredible thing i have ever witnessed on television. it’s SO incredible and PLL is SO far from being what you could call a “normal” “story” that my love for it is not even diminished by the fact that aria eventually takes him back because this show is evil and she is stupid (again i would NOT say that of an ACTUAL child victimized by an english teacher/pathetic truman capote wannabe, but aria is made up and not around to hear about how bad she sucks and i hate her) (my god she’s so bad guys like you simply cannot watch the show and retain empathy for her it WILL break you). it does help that in between those things ezra gets his dumb ass shot. yeah for “love” or whatever but like he deserved it i’m not gonna complain.

anyway i hope that helps clarify matters. just to stress the important part, this is not in the top 10 most deranged things that happened on this show. one time A snuck into a dentist’s office and knocked hanna out with laughing glass and implanted a tiny strip of paper in her gums which when the liars extracted it later read DEAD GIRLS DON’T SMILE. another time for a fashion show they were getting dressed up and one of them realized she was wearing a corset made of human finger-bones. they all go to jail because they have been framed but then on the way to jail they get kidnapped in an underground bunker styled to look like their childhood bedroom where A makes them milgram experiment each other for three weeks. watching this show will literally change the structures of your brain. i heard it’s finally legal in oregon now.

#pll

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