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#but yeah. sure. merthur sweep
sungsuho · 5 months
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merthur shippers are so bold because by admitting you ship merthur you admit you dont know how to analyze media at all
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universalsatan · 7 months
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kinda wanna set up a betting pool for the ao3 ship brackets. i don’t even know who with, i just wanna be right
#not like i have extra money. it really Is all about the Being Right 💅#lets see…#MSR is going to dominate. obviously. this is mostly personal but they better absolutely demolish the rest of the tournament#hmm money’s on magnus/alec#then amity/luz. shoutout to those owl house lesbians or whatever for demolishing two hp ships in advance. extra money on them#ohhh fuck i dont actually know where to put my money here. fuck me#i might go with yuuri/victor to play smart. bc i have a feeling jack/ianto mightve been the same just to get larry out of the tourney#supercorp. finally the hp evil can be defeated. we can come together for this#uhhh bagginshield#… if i want to win money i will say blackbeard and stede. jesus christ#oh and im putting my money on wangxian bc im mostly sure a lot of ppl probably voted clint/coulson to spite reylo. bc i did that <3#sasunaru sweep for side 2 round 3#look. i have a feeling it’s cause there werent many advocates for hawaii five 0 and most of the votes came from anti wincests#so im putting my money on merthur. we can also defeat This evil#yeah catadora over steve/tony. down with marvel etcetc#hannigram over frerard. oh i guess the voter amount difference is much larger than i expected but supports my hypothesis#if i wanna win the bet. steve/eddie#spirk will fuckin sweep. as they should#OH GOOD. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RELIABLY PUT MY MONEY ON TENROSE let’s fuckin go#dont get me wrong im still a hoe for aziracro. but tenrose hits me like a fuckin train. and nostalgia#and then. uhhh actually im not too sure. maybe the lesbians??? l#thank you everyone have a good night.#mandont
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Prompt: i looooooove you protective knights Merlin drabbles from over quarantine, the frantic energy of these large children fretting over Merlin is hilarious and so precious (': would you ever write your take on the classic "a visiting knight/noble is a dickwad to Merlin but he doesn't tell anyone bc of either worries of diplomacy or something else and then when Arthur and the knights do find out they have to have a serious chat w Merlin about his priorities and self-worth?" bc,,, it would be awesome
Thanks for the req! I do love this trope...
Read on Ao3
Pairings: merthur, but can be platonic or romantic, you decide
Warnings: uhhh nobles can be dicks
Word Count: 3372
The problem with Merlin is that he doesn’t say nearly enough for all the talking he does. Honestly, the man can ramble on for hours and hours without being interrupted and never say one word about himself. He’s spoken about how Arthur sits wrong for longer than a council meeting for goodness’ sake. And yet in all that time, he’s never said a single thing about himself.
 It would be impressive if it didn’t get them into nearly so many stressful situations that could’ve been avoided had he asked for help.
In fairness to Merlin, servants asking for help from anyone other than fellow servants isn’t exactly normal. In unfairness to Merlin, when has ‘normal’ ever been very high on his list of things to strive for?
 They’ve all gotten fairly used to it. Merlin will be doing something and one of them will notice that perhaps there’s a…better way to do that. Or perhaps he’s doing it with a little less skill or proficiency than he normally does and gods, Merlin, how long have you been hurt for? Merlin will shrug and smile sheepishly at them and say that it’s nothing to worry about. Only Gaius seems to be immune to that, raising the Eyebrow of Disappointment and Merlin will bow his head and let him tend to whatever he’s done to himself this time. The problem is Merlin seems to know this and does all he can to avoid doing these things in front of Gaius. Which leaves the rest of them to struggle frantically to keep track of Merlin while he’s frantically keeping track of them.
 But they’ve gotten used to it.
 Arthur is allowed to be an absolute prat—Merlin’s words, not his—in the mornings, insisting Merlin do all sorts of ridiculously elaborate chores to assess whether he’s hurt himself, whether something’s wrong, or whether he’s done something to upset Merlin more than tossing the occasional boot at him. If Merlin doesn’t snipe back or calls him ‘sire’ unironically, something is definitely wrong and everything is on pause until they fix it. No exceptions.
 Leon, as the closest thing to Arthur’s right hand aside from Merlin, takes every opportunity to stand next to him, regardless of how proper it is. Leon may not be immune to Merlin’s impish little excuses, but Merlin is not immune to the protective-older-sibling looks Leon gives him or the gentle way Leon arranges his cape so that Merlin looks even more inconspicuous behind the copious amounts of red fabric. Leon never says a word, and Merlin would never admit it, but there are times when, if you looked at them from behind, you would see Merlin reach out to clutch Leon’s cape and Leon reach to hold his hand.
 Percival is not a small man. Anyone standing opposite him better think very carefully about whatever they’re about to fight over. Odds are it won’t be worth it. Often all he has to do is stand up and they’re babbling apologies or excuses. Merlin, on the other hand, is a slight man who looks as if he’s always about two seconds from tripping over his own feet. Percival makes sure to stand in front of him.
 Elyan has a way with words. Not that he’s the most loquacious speaker, nor the most forceful, but he’s got a voice that makes people listen. It’s not Arthur’s authority, nor it is Uther’s unmistakable iron, but it is a quiet power. Oftentimes, people don’t seem to respect Merlin. Some go so far as to refuse to remember his name. Elyan’s never had a problem making them see reason.
 Gwaine is not known for being discreet, nor is he especially reserved in demonstrating that he’s here for Merlin, not for Camelot, not for Arthur, but for Merlin. Sometimes Merlin just needs a little reminder that he’s worth fighting for, and not just because he’s fighting for something bigger than himself.
 Lancelot is the only one that can actually get Merlin to talk, reliably. The man can see through Merlin’s nonsense in a way that rivals Gaius. Unlike Gaius, Merlin won’t fight him on it. It’s difficult to get Lancelot to tell the rest of them, despite what he’ll have you believe. But if Merlin looks a little happier afterward, then it’s all fine.
 So yeah, they’ve gotten used to it. What they haven’t gotten used to are the people that go out of their way to make life for Merlin harder.
 “There’s another tournament?” Merlin huffs as he throws the blanket over Arthur’s bed. “Didn’t you just have one?”
 “That was a joust. This is a melee.”
 “You’re all throwing yourselves at each other with various pieces of metal,” Merlin remarks dryly, “what’s the difference?”
 Arthur rolls his eyes as he gets up, glancing out the window to see the approaching knights. There aren’t nearly as many as the last tournament, thank goodness, but that does mean that this one won’t be nearly as easily decided.
 “As long as I’m not cleaning up after all of you this time…”
 Arthur frowns, looking back at Merlin straightening the bed covers. “What do you mean?”
 “Last time. I was working non-stop. Had another knight almost as demanding as you are.”
 “I’m allowed to be demanding,” Arthur says, “you’re my servant.”
 “Mhmm, sure.”
 “No one else is.”
 “You tell them that, sire.”
 “I will. Who was it?”
 Merlin shrugs. “Don’t really remember his name.”
 Arthur sighs, walking forward and resting his hand on Merlin’s shoulder. “Yes, you do. That’s what you say when you don’t want to tell me someone’s name.”
 “You don’t know that.”
 “I do,” Arthur says softly, turning Merlin to face him, “so you can tell me.”
 “That’s not how it works.”
 “Sure it is.”
 “No, it really isn’t.”
 “Merlin,” Arthur huffs, “if something is wrong, you know you can tell me.”
 “But nothing’s wrong!” Arthur just gives him a look until he sighs, picking up the laundry basket. “Alright, fine, his name was Tobias, are you happy now?”
 “Yes, I am, thank you.” Arthur gives his shoulder another pat before moving away. “The next time he’s here, I’ll make sure you’re nowhere near him.”
 As it turns out, that doesn’t go as planned. Because Sir Tobias didn’t just sign up for the joust, he’s here for the melee too.
 “Arthur Pendragon,” the man roars, clapping Arthur firmly on the shoulder, “thought you’d seen the last of me, eh?”
“Thought that bruised backside you got from falling off your horse would’ve kept you away.”
 Tobias throws his head back and laughs. “You’ve got spirit about you, lad. It’ll serve you well if you can hold your nerve.”
 “My nerve has never failed me before,” Arthur replies cooly, gesturing up the stairs, “though I’m sure you know that by now.”
 “We’ll see come the melee.”
 Merlin is out of sight, helping the stablehands tend to the horses. As Arthur walks up the stairs, he sees Tobias glance around and huff softly to himself.
 “Is there something wrong?”
 “No, no,” Tobias says quickly as they enter the hall, “just glad to see you’ve not assigned me the same servant this time.”
 Arthur straightens. “Excuse me?”
 “The gangly boy that tended to my chambers last time,” Tobias says, waving his hand, “right awful he was. Glad you’ve fired him.”
 “I see…”
 Arthur does not, in fact, see, but he makes a point to tell the knights not to let Tobias near Merlin.
 As it turns out, they don’t have much of a choice. Arthur needs Merlin to help him get ready, and Tobias is of high enough rank to be near the prince as he does so. Luckily for Merlin, he just has to stay inside the tent.
 Unluckily for Merlin…
 “Arthur,” Gwaine calls from outside, “they need you to come look at the shields.”
 Arthur gives Merlin’s arm a squeeze and steps away, ducking out of the tent. Gwaine leads him over to a table laden with shields, each with a different insignia painted on it. The Pendragon crest gleams in the light, next to the sigils from each of the other knights fighting. None of them has so much as a scratch.
 “Very good, sire,” the attendant says, sweeping them along to finish the final preparations. Arthur follows Gwaine up the hill to where the others are standing, Leon turning and nodding solemnly ate his approach.
 “Are all of you competing, then?” Arthur leans against the wall.
 Leon shakes his head. “Lancelot and I will be sitting this one out.”
 “Not growing weary are you, old friend?”
 “Weary of people attempting to kill you while I’m already engaged in combat,” Leon replies wryly, “and weary of Merlin being the only one able to do anything about it.”
 “They won’t listen to him when he calls for a stop to the tourney,” Lancelot adds.
 “And so you can keep anyone away from him,” Gwaine says firmly.
 “Precisely.”
 They head back down the hill, just in time to see a flutter of movement from Arthur’s tent. Gwaine frowns, rushing forward and throwing it open.
 “Merlin?”
 “I’m here,” Merlin says, getting to his feet, “just fell.”
 Arthur rolls his eyes fondly and reaches down to help him up. “At some point, Merlin, I do have to wonder.”
 “It’s fine, I just picked up something without realizing it was attached to something else.”
 “I see.”
 The rest of the knights glance at each other over Arthur’s shoulder and Elyan stalks off toward a neighboring tent. Leon bows deeply and tells Merlin that he and Lancelot will wait for the others to finish their training before coming to collect him.
 “There’s still a few more days to go,” Merlin says softly, “I don’t see why you all had to come here so early.”
 “It’s to make it fair, give the knights the chance to get used to fighting in the same place.”
 Merlin grumbles to himself as he goes about finishing up. Arthur catches him gently by the elbow as he turns to leave.
 “Are you alright? Really?”
 “Arthur, I’m fine. It’s nothing I can’t handle.”
 Arthur sighs. “I would really like for one of these to go off normally for once.”
 Arthur does not, in fact, get what he wants.
 Not that anyone is particularly surprised that there’s a knight who managed to sneak a poisoned weapon into the training grounds, but someone clips Arthur through his armor and he winces, immediately aware that something’s wrong. Merlin spots it a mile away, because of course he does. The knight is quickly escorted away and Arthur shakes his head, calling for a search of all the knights’ belongings and weapons.
 “You’d think we’d get better about this,” Lancelot mutters as he and Merlin approach, Merlin rubbing his shoulder, “and that they’d stop trying.”
 “At least we caught it before the actual melee.”
 “Merlin, there you are,” Gwaine says, pulling Merlin to his side, “good. Now, you and I are going to have a talk.”
 “About what?” Arthur looks around. “What’s going on?”
 Lancelot just mouths that they’ll be back as Gwaine sweeps them both along the corridor. Arthur brushes it to the back of his mind. That’s not the first time they’ve done something like this.
 It’s the night before the melee. Merlin is late. Arthur paces up and down the length of his quarters. The knights have all vanished hours ago. Merlin is late.
 A knock.
 “Enter.”
 Leon sweeps inside, a stony look on his face. He glances around the quarters and bites back a curse. “Merlin’s not here, is he?”
 “No,” Arthur says, his blood beginning to run cold, “no, he isn’t. Where is he?”
“Gwaine and Lancelot are already looking,” Leon says, shutting the door, “but…sire, may I ask a question?”
 “Always,” Arthur says immediately, “you don’t need to ask.”
 “How long has Tobias been…allowed near Merlin?”
 “He hasn’t,” Arthur growls, hustling down the corridor, “but what has he done?”
 “He was more brazen during the joust.” Leon shoulders a door open. “But now—“
 “Merlin!”
 Arthur rushes forward as Merlin turns the corner. Startled, Merlin barely has time to turn all the way before Arthur’s wrapping him up in a protective arm and turning him back toward the safety of Arthur’s chambers.
 “Where were you?”
 “I was, um…”
 Arthur bites back a curse and hurries faster, Leon hot on their heels. Along the way, they come across Elyan and Percival, coming up from the armory.
 “Arthur, we need to—“ Elyan breaks off when he sees Merlin in Arthur’s arms. “Merlin?”
 “My chambers,” Arthur growls, “now.”
 “What about Gwaine and Lancelot?”
 “They’ll find us.”
 “Guys, whatever this is, it’s fine,” Merlin tries but Arthur simply opens the door to his quarters and sits Merlin down. “Really!”
 “Merlin,” Leon says quietly, “where were you just now?”
 Merlin glances at Arthur. Then back to Leon. “Helping Amelia.”
 “And who were you helping Amelia help?”
 Another glance at Arthur. Arthur closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.
 “Merlin,” he says slowly, “I need you to answer me honestly, please.”
 Merlin nods, evidently a little taken aback at how soft Arthur’s voice is.
 “Were you helping Amelia because she asked for your help, or were you helping her so Tobias would get angry with you instead of her?”
 The silence that fills the room is more than enough of an answer.
 “I’m going to kill him,” Gwaine announces, kicking open the door, “now where’s—there you are.”
 “Gwaine, I—ah!”
 “Don’t break him,” Lancelot chides gently as Gwaine sweeps Merlin into a hug, “he’s probably still hurt.”
 “Hurt?” Arthur looks from Lancelot to Merlin. “Merlin—“
 “It’s fine.”
 “Can you allow us to be the judge of that,” Leon asks, settling a hand on Gwaine’s shoulder and moving him away, “please?”
 “It’s just a few bruises, he doesn’t even hit that hard.”
 “Not exactly helping your case here,” Gwaine snarls, stalking toward Arthur.
 “Merlin.”
 “…why’re you guys so upset?”
 Arthur winces. Merlin looks back and forth between them.
 “No…really, I don’t—I don’t understand. You lot hit me.”
 “Not like that!”
 “It’s fine, I don’t—“
 “This isn’t fine, Merlin, you’re being hurt.”
 “So?”
 The room falls silent. Leon draws back as if Merlin reached out to smack him across the face. Percival bows his head as Elyan bites back a curse. Lancelot stares at Merlin like he’s grown a second head. Gwaine looks at Arthur.
 Arthur’s chest clenches so painfully he fears he’s going to have to send for Gaius. Merlin…Merlin doesn’t believe that he’s worth worrying about when he’s hurt? Merlin doesn’t care that he’s getting hurt? Merlin is letting someone hurt him?
 “Merlin…”
 “What?” He looks around at all of them in confusion. “What it is? Why do you all look so…so…”
 “Upset?” Leon tilts his head. “Because you just told us you don’t think you’re important.”
 “But…this isn’t that big of a deal. It happens all the time. Why is this time any different.”
 “How often,” Lancelot says, “would you say this happens then?”
 “Every time there’s a tournament.”
 “Every tournament,” Leon repeats quietly, “there is a knight that does this?”
 “Sometimes more than one.”
 “And you…let them?”
 “It’s not like I have much of a choice.”
 No.
 No, no, no, this isn’t right.
 This isn’t right.
 Merlin is the man who waltzed right up to Arthur on his first day in Camelot and told him to stop being a prat.
 Merlin is the man who spat in Uther’s face as often as he could.
 Merlin is the man who demanded that everyone is treated as a person, be they servant or noble or royal.
 This is wrong.
 “Merlin,” Arthur manages, “Merlin, of course you have a choice.”
 “If I don’t do it, they’ll hurt someone else. And I’m used to it.”
 “But you never should’ve gotten used to it,” Arthur cries, rushing forward and grabbing Merlin’s shoulders, “damnit, Merlin, why don’t you protect yourself?”
 “I’m fine, Arthur.”
 “You’re letting yourself get pushed around and beaten by someone, you’re not fine.”
 “I have to put up with you, don’t I?”
 Arthur burns.
 Something in his chest squeezes so tight it breaks. He takes his hands off of Merlin like he’s been stung, backing up until he hits the poster of his bed. His mouth is open in shock and he can scarcely draw breath.
 Merlin thinks…Merlin…did he do this to Merlin?
 “I don’t understand why this is such a big deal,” Merlin is saying far, far away, “it’s not like I’m not…why’re you all looking at me like that?”
 No, no, Merlin is Arthur’s Merlin, he—he’d never hurt his Merlin, he’d never—no, he hasn’t—but—Merlin—
 “Arthur, are you—are you crying?”
 This is Arthur’s fault. This is Arthur’s fault, isn’t it, he’s messed this up, he’s messed Merlin up, he’s ruined it—he’s ruined everything.
 “Sire,” comes Leon’s—is that Leon’s?—voice from somewhere to his left, “you have to breathe, come on…”
 Arthur gasps, the air burning the inside of his throat. He does it again, frantically blinking to clear his eyes. Tears stream down his cheeks—so he did start crying—as the image of Lancelot and Gwaine talking to Merlin swims into view in front of him. Merlin’s brow is furrowed and he keeps shooting concerned looks Arthur’s way.
 “I never meant—“ Arthur swallows— “I never meant to hurt him. I didn’t—I never meant any of them, I—“
 “Shh, sire,” Leon murmurs, “we know. Nothing is simple right now.”
 “But that’s not what Arthur does,” Merlin protests, “he—is that why you guys are so worried?”
 Merlin turns and flies at Arthur, hands immediately coming up to cup his cheeks and numb away his tears, muttering all the while.
 “That’s not what I meant, Arthur,” he babbles, “I didn’t—I didn’t mean to—you’re not like them, I just—that’s what I’m used to, I didn’t know that there was a difference—“
 “I never meant to hurt you, Merlin,” Arthur says, gripping Merlin’s arms tightly, “I just—you must believe me—“
 “I do, I do—“ now Merlin’s crying too— “I just—“
 “Alright, you two,” Leon hushes, gently laying a hand on both of their shoulders, “let’s have you two sit before you fall over.”
 The knight guides them both to the bed, sitting them on the edge. They’re no help; they’re too busy crying and clinging onto each other.
 “Now, why don’t you two have a chat, and we’ll be outside.” Leon ruffles their hair affectionately and sweeps the others out into the corridor despite Gwaine’s protests.
 Arthur swallows. “I never meant to hurt you, Merlin,” he mumbles, “nor do I believe that you’re—a fool or an idiot or stupid or anything.”
 He clutches Merlin tightly. “You’re important to me.”
 Merlin nods. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to worry you lot, it’s just…that was how the older boys in Ealdor treated me. I got used to it. And it always made sense.”
 Arthur shakes his head furiously. “It doesn’t make sense, Merlin. They were hurting you. People are hurting you. That’s not alright. That’s awful. And I’m going to stop it.”
 “You can’t just fight all the nobles who don’t like me.”
 “Watch me.”
 “Your father will—“
 “To hell with that,” Arthur snarls, “they’re hurting you. And I won’t stand for it.”
 Merlin sighs, slumping forward. Without a thought, Arthur catches him, pulling him closer and tucking his head over Merlin’s.
 “…you really would fight them for me?”
 “Yes, Merlin. I would. And I will.”
 He feels Merlin grin against his shoulder. “You’re going to make Tobias never come back to Camelot, aren’t you?”
 “Perhaps.”
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wellhalesbells · 3 years
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as i no longer sleep (apparently), let’s do this awesome thing @yodas-yo-yo tagged me on!!  thank you!!
Rules: Tag 9 people who you want to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions.
3 SHIPS
i’m going with not necessarily my all-time favorite ships but the ones i’ve been reading like crazy lately
stiles and derek, as i’m sure we’re all well aware.  those’re my boys.  the dynamic they have just cannot be beat; it’s all shades of gray and built rather than plopped down without foundation.  derek, who has been betrayed and abandoned and is neglected at every turn by every other character in this universe, and stiles, who - importantly - doesn’t have pity for him but pragmatism: ‘you’re a useful dude, and so i am going to use you regardless of how everyone else would just like to write you off.’  it’s not an immediate, ‘ah, you’re perfect for each other,’ moment, it’s kind of a, ‘shit, dude, that is not a guy you should use because he’s suffered that too many times already and this is bad.’  but only through that does it become less about using derek and more about relying on each other, trusting each other’s judgments, and being the first call rather than the last.  i’m so emotionally tied to it because it’s freaking earned and no one is... pure.  stiles’ motives aren’t pure, derek’s actions aren’t pure, no one is a one-dimensional hero who can abide by a concept as infantile as good vs evil, they’re more real because of it and i’m more attached to them because of it.
okay, weirdly, lately..... clark and lex (and after i was just talking about one-dimensional good vs evil characters, lol), preferably with the smallville backstory of once being besties.  it’s just like the best of the best when it comes to tropes that do it for me.  they’re baked in and, unless it’s an au, unavoidable.  epic pining, best friends turned enemies turned lovers (or some variation thereof), a betrayed character (love when that’s lex and it’s post-belle reve), a morally gray manipulative genius who if they are depicted as not having ulterior motives is considered WILDLY out of character, a fucking canonical son made from both their dna, parallel universes in canon, not to mention there’s sex pollen in canon as well with red kryptonite in the mix.  (there’s nothing better than fics where clark is dosed so he’ll finally kill lex luthor only to fuck him practically down to his soul instead.)  i never even finished smallville and while i was always a fan of the ship, it was sort of more of a ‘ships in the night’ kind of ship, like: oh yeah, i know you *waves as you cross my dash* and nothing more.  then i read (and read and re-read and read some more) reconcilable differences and.... there is not enough fic for them out there, friends.  there just isn’t, and i’m sad.
merlin and arthur from bbc merlin.  again, i really like what’s often baked into this pairing: a scenario that comes up with some regularity is a betrayed or banished!merlin and arthur realizing too late what merlin means to him and having to go after him and prove himself.  i live for that shit, okay?  i live for the character who seemingly has everything realizing they have nothing without this other person (especially if said person is often mistreated or sidelined in canon - thank you, fix-it fanon!!!!).  i never was big into merlin fanfic UNTIL ao3 came up with the ‘exclude’ part of the search function.  i don’t want modern merlin pretty much ever and somehow that fandom is about 50% modern aus????  so i never read fic for it because it was so hard to find what i was looking for.  literally the day i saw the exclude option, i started reading merthur fanfic.  i wish there were more percival/merlin fics (i am SO FUCKING INTO size difference lately and i do noooot have a pair that i LOVE that has that, some that i casually read like jaskier/geralt but none that i can’t live without yet and i NEED IT), especially ones featuring a jealous arthur that endgames into merthur but that’s, er, a bit specific?  haha, and i have less than zero desire to write for either this fandom or the one above it sadly.
LAST SONG I LISTENED TO
clairo - sofia, i love how hard my radio station is fangirling over clairo, she has such a nostalgia-inducing sound for me.
CURRENTLY WATCHING
okay, well, i actually just finished the shows i was watching: prodigal son, which was like a less avant garde, less horny, less gay, less people-eating version of hannibal.  instead of a guy who was too unstable to qualify to be an actual fbi agent and who has a loose relationship with reality and mental health, and maybe also a darker side, and a cannibal who definitely does, both of whom badly want to bang each other, it’s a serial killer father who has a darker side and a guy who was fired from the fbi for being too unstable, who maybe has one of his own, in addition to a loose relationship with reality and mental health.  i mostly enjoyed it.  i really liked the actors, the morbid and understated humor was hilarious (seriously, some of those one liners, both the delivery by the actors and the offhandedness inherent to them were just perfection), but.... they fridged the love interest (very VERY predictably) and they’re clearly shoving together the only unattached (”normal”) vagina and penis on the show because HETERONORMATIVITY!!!!!  (i expect more of you, greg berlanti, tsk.)  i’m hoping for more edrisa in the future because she is a fucking GEM (and it’s just SO NICE to see lane on my screen again!!!!), more jessica who might have the best sense of self and humor in the whole dang show, more michael sheen (because i just love the man in anything and everything), and about that finale (even though i saw it coming WELL in advance) i’ll just say: AINSLEY, MY GIRLLLLLLLL!!!!
the other i finished was the crown, season four.  this show never really wows me tbh.  i watch it mostly for a) the performances and b) my mom and dad, who love it immensely and love to talk about it with me.  if not for them i could easily zone out for an entire episode without even realizing it, with all the quietness and sweeping landscape shots, there’s just nothing grabby in there for me.  it’s very uppercrust british, y’know?  haha.  where a comment about your lilac drapes is really a dig about how you’re bringing down the entire commonwealth, which i love to read but watching?  it doesn’t really pull me in.  the high point of this season for me was gillian anderson’s portrayal of margaret thatcher, just the way she would contort her face was amazing to me, and the episode with fagan because hey, i totally knew about that already (which never happens, lol) and i love that actor from preacher and it was just really well-written and acted.  but, overall, pretty much i spent the whole season wanting a violent and bloody and embarrassing death to befall charles, that entitled and cruel little piss-ant, while knowing it wasn’t going to happen.  it’s one of those shows i watch where i’m glad i watched it, but i won’t remember any details about it in a week’s time.
and as for what i soon will be currently watching: i’m starting the great tomorrow!
okay, tagging: @livthelion, @ohlookagaydraco, @grimmypuff, @clotpolesonly, @midnightisquiet, @urban-barbarian, @callunavulgari, @hrast-ika and @i-sveikata!!
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acearchivist359 · 5 years
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Merlin 1x01 “The Dragon’s Call” Review
So I made two posts like this while rewatching Merlin last time, of my thoughts on the finale, that I never posted. I decided since this is my third full watch through of Merlin this might be something fun I can do. It’ll basically just be me rambling on and reviewing the plot, my favourite scenes/episodes, Merthur moments and just making comments. They’ll probably all end up being kinda long posts. So without further ado, and just to be safe, spoiler alert: 
“A boy that will in time father a legend” you don’t say (●__●) (also I love how this ties into what Kilgharrah says to Merlin in the last episode)
I remember the first time I watched this how epic I thought the “His name.. Merlin” thing was. Still epic.
ahh the intro, it’s like coming home
Uther: Off with his head!
“There is only one evil in this land and it is not magic, it is you” mood
Awww tiny Merlin is so cute
Hooray Gaius!
Hooray first magic use on the show!
Gaius really gets his shit together when Merlin arrives cause I’m pretty sure he’s a little senile in his first scene
I really wish Hunith had been in the series more
Awww not evil Morgana! I love Morgana sassing Uther all the time
“You know the more brutal you are, the more enemies you’ll create” again mood
And here we go part one of the “everyone breaks into Camelot” saga
OMG YAY ARTHUR except god he’s an asshole, Merlin really straightens him out
Aww the Merthur meet-not-so-cute
“Who do you think you are, the king” “No I’m his son, Arthur” you can literally see Merlin thinking well shit
Uther why do you meet your singer in a dark unlit room, that’s creepy
Also Kilgharrah if you were a little less cryptic whisper voice while Merlin sleeps he’d probably come down way sooner
YAYY ITS GWEN I really like her in the early seasons
Also my Netflix subtitles spelled Guinevere as “Gwenhwyfer” for some reason  and I just about died XD
Gwen and Merlin’s friendship was so cute in the early seasons I really wish they had more scenes together later on
“You don’t look like one of those big muscly kind of fellows.” Oh just wait till season five Gwen
*about Kilgharrah* “Where no one can free it” okay yeah sure give Merlin a bit
Ah yes part one of the “Merlin almost getting caught snooping” saga
And cue the gayest scene on television
“Look I told you you were an ass I just didn’t realize you were a royal one” literally the best burn ever
“I could take you apart with one blow” “I could take you apart with less than that” out of context people in town probably thought something completely different was going on
“I warn you I’ve been trained to kill since birth.” “Wow, and how long have you been training to be a prat?” “You can’t address me like that.” really cause you seem to be enjoying it Arthur “Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord” no that’s the best burn ever go Merlin
Arthur also actually remembered Merlin’s name from him introducing himself the day before
And let the cheating begin
Arthur’s little sweeping thing was so adorably cocky, I totally forgot about it! I love him 
“There’s something about you Merlin. I can’t quite put my finger on it.”
“If I can’t use magic I might as well die.” Aww Merlin
“I’m not a monster am I?” Awww Merlin “Don’t ever think that.” I love Merlin and Gaius father-son dynamic
Uther is definitely flirting with this witch/singer lady and I hate it
More cryptic whispers
Cue the “it’s very easy to get into the Camelot dungeons/basement” saga
You’d think a castle, especially under Uther’s reign, would guard the dragon better but hey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why is Kilgharrah so cryptic all the time? Like dude if you’d just tell Merlin the important stuff straight, things would get done so much faster!
“If anyone wants to go and kill him they can go ahead. In fact, I’ll give them a hand” oh Merlin you have no idea how you’ll grow to care for him
“There must be another Arthur cause this ones an idiot” yep “Perhaps it is your destiny to change that” perhaps not cause they’re both idiots but Arthur does become a much better person at least
Is it just me or were they almost hinting at an Arthur/Morgana romance at first?? Gross
More classic witchy stuff
The music in the background is really cool
So are Arthur and Morgana supposed to be betrothed?? Cause Gwen made a comment about Morgana being queen and “who would want to marry Arthur?” Merlin Which is gross to consider cause doesn’t Uther know they’re both his children..?
The putting everyone to sleep by singing scene is pretty cool too
That being said why does this spell cover everyone in spider webs?
Cue the “Merlin saves Arthur’s life like once an episode” saga
“You shall be prince Arthur’s manservant.” “Father!” Arthur’s so cute
God Merlin is pretty
Gaius: here let me give you an illegal magic book cause your mother asked me to make sure you don’t get caught using magic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Your destiny is calling, you’d better find out what he wants” I feel like Gaius probably referred to Arthur like that constantly just to tease Merlin
And that's the first episode. Like I said I doubt people will actually read these, they’re more just a fun project for me to do. I’ll probably do most, I’m attempting to do all, of the series. I mostly just make notes while I’m watching to get down my thoughts and then edit later on on my computer or iPad. I'm gonna tag all of these "#hntrswrlk-reviews" so I can find the easily on my blog since I use tumblr all the time and reblog stuff all the time. I aim to do one a week but I’m a major procrastinator and forgetful AF so who knows XD. Anyway for anyone who did read, thanks (•ᴗ•)♡
(there will probably be a lot of these emoticons since I don't wanna use emojis since they don't come up properly on computers and I have a lot of emotions that textposts just don’t express well enough!)
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