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#but theyre still somewhat equally matched canonically i think????
arundolyn · 2 years
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realized i never swapped these two and then it made me realize how funny them fighting is. world's worst bisexual makes dead wife fight angry wolf ex who never married him but they sure act divorced about it
#blazblue#relius clover#ignis clover#detonator: ignis#valkenhayn r hellsing#edits#palettes#bb swaps#i think i MIGHT have actually and just not saved it#its really funny putting relius's colors on ANYONE FUCKING ELSE and realizing oh this man literally dresses like a genuine circus clown#just all the time this man looks like a fucking court jester he looks like he graduated from clown college but just barely#its funny that their fights could like.... theoretically be a toss up also#like yeah yeah valk's getting somewhat weaker as he ages and relius is like the most powerful magic bitch basically ever i guess#but theyre still somewhat equally matched canonically i think????#i guess it heavily depends and isnt really addressed outright in a situation that isnt their arcades or stories in cs#its hard to say for sure without relius having ignis as a leg up cause goddamn valkenhayn is Going to fucking end him#which tbh fully supported valk tries to be normal and not kill but i would also become violent if i just Saw Relius#just anywhere. motherfucker could be like living his life getting groceries and i would divekick him#valk was right about this one tbh the man is rancid the vibes are terrible and the fashion is an atrocity#nobody has ever kicked relius's ass for no reason he always deserves it forever for being world worst everything 100 whatever years running#dad? scientist? husband? Person In General?#you name it and hes terrible at it in some way#extra funny cause i mean he IS a genius and shit but idk the ethics suck
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not-a-space-alien · 5 years
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hey its me again wall of text sorry not sorry
k i saw your little treatise justifying zadr and yknow its a cartoon its not the worst thing ever of course nobody is gonna sue you for reblogging fanart or burn you at the stake or w/e and im glad you decided to open yourself up to a differing opinion but zim IS portrayed as an adult. there was even an unfinished episode where zim’s childhood and growing up training from start to finish would be shown so by the time of the pilot he is definitely a full grown developed adult by irken standards especially if hes a former member of an elite military force like the invaders. jhonen has said that the irony and sad comedy of zims character is that hes a grown ass man and a war veteran to boot who VOLUNTARILY goes to an elementary school every day and throws hands with an 11 year old boy who should be well below his notice because he’s that pathetic and desperate for validation that he’ll stoop to seeking it from a child. it also sets up a dynamic between them where dib is CHALLENGED by having to go up against an adult with way more experience than him while dib is just a child, so when he wins its more meaningful, which is a common trope in childrens fiction that an underdog young hero has to take down a powerful adult villain.
jhonen might joke a lot but he’s serious about this part of the characterization of zim and dib and he even went to great lengths to make dib look and act more like a kid in ETF (more emotional and naive, designed to look smaller/softer, going in depth with his relationship to his dad and sister and needing his dad to protect him at the end when he’s too overrun to fight alone) just to drive home the point of how young he is. it was a very deliberate move and jhonen knows what hes doing ESPECIALLY since he also left zim pretty much unchanged and also includes gags about zim’s relative maturity like animating him briefly grimacing because his joints are sore and the part where he pretty much gestures to his crotch and goes “theyre afraid to look at ALL-A THIS”. like you would not see jhonen do that sort of joke with an underage character ok. dont confuse his social awkwardness and self deprecating/trolling humor for not knowing the difference between right and wrong and not acknowledge when he means something sincerely because he doesn’t just clown on people and troll ALL THE TIME 24/7 hes a human, and times have changed with more awareness on issues such as the grooming of minors so he can go back on things he may have said in the past that he doesn’t agree with now or said by mistake. he has said enough times that zim is older than any human alive that its safe to take his word for it by now. judging by the one strip he did in JTHM about johnny murdering a pedophile who was about to prey on squee i think his stance on protecting kids is pretty clear. also i wouldnt put it past jhonen to have redesigned membrane to be more chaddy looking to divert the adult fandom’s attention away from dib and throw the fangirls a bone but thats a whole nother can of worms lol.
and the justification that zim is immature so hes essentially on dib’s level is a reversal of something lots of kids hear from either creepy or ignorant adults who tell them theyre “so mature for their age”. no matter how emotionally mature you are it wont ever compensate for the number of years youve been alive so that’s not very sound logic, and even in fic where theyre both adults it’s still pretty weird because it doesn’t erase their history where zim knew dib as a kid. that’s sort of like a grownup waiting with bated breath until a kid is “legal” so they can start dating. kinda like when jacob imprints on bella’s newborn daughter in twilight then having it handwaved away by saying he’ll wait till she’s grown up, which understandably drew a huge amount of criticism. it’s a loophole that might be mildly acceptable in some cases but the context leaves it colored with a residual ickiness that sets off some red flags for me and a lot of other people.
also you said zim is an alien and therefore the situation itself is unrealistic, but the reason invader zim’s writing resonates with people is because zim is written with very HUMAN emotions and motivations and part of the humor again is how irkens despite being aliens from another planet mirror some of humanity’s worst flaws such as being petty, gluttonous, willfully ignorant, arrogantly believing they are special and better than everyone else, easily manipulated by propaganda, all too eager to greedily colonize other societies etc making them not so different from us at all. so the premise out of context might not seem realistic but the idea of a sad burnout adult who doesn’t realize how humiliating it is to be consistently outsmarted by a kid less than half their age IS realistic and applicable to human interaction since we’ve likely all met someone like this before at one point in our lives for example a schoolteacher who has a personal vendetta against one or more of their students and has nothing better to do than antagonize them, or a really dumb parent that you fight with a lot.
another thing, i know you and other fans probably have a lot of sentimental value and nostalgia attached to zadr because you probably shipped it back when you were a kid yourself and you cant be blamed for something you liked as a kid, but youre an adult now, and you have to listen to the portion of kids in the fandom who dont like zadr and say without question that the age gap makes them uncomfortable. those kids ARE the priority. we’re grown up now and we have to put our feelings aside for them because that’s part of being responsible and mature. i feel like zim himself is a pretty good example of how not to act at our age [shrug emoji]
and anyway a lot of the same elements of zadr can be explored with zadf just as well with just as much potential for cute moments and as a bonus is it’s not creepy
You do bring up some good points, and I’m not saying you’re wrong...  But honestly I’m still not convinced.  I mean, stuff that Jhonen said, the thing is even if it’s the author saying it it’s still outside of canon, that’s the reason why Neil Gaiman got flack for Good Omens because they didn’t write an actual kiss or hug or hand-hold between Aziraphale and Crowley yet Neil Gaiman went on Twitter saying they were queer representation.  I still don’t really put much stock into what he says because the unfinished episodes and Jhonen’s commentary don’t really change the dynamic that’s actually in the show.  And again...Jhonen said if there were going to be romance in the show it would be Zim/Gaz, so he’s either a huge hypocrite or doesn’t view Zim as being incompatible with Gaz.
I do think it’s much better when Dib is an adult and it just makes more sense, and I actually do prefer zadf to zadr and if i were going to ever write fanfiction or make fanart it would probably just be zadf, just because i know this does have some stuff to think about and I totally respect that you have a different view of it, but i honestly just don’t see it that way.  The analogy with Jacob imprinting on Bella’s child in Twilight isn’t really the same thing honestly.  The author in that situation tried to make it not......that....by saying that imprinting isn’t always a romantic relationship thing, and that Jacob would be more of an older brother, but honestly that doesn’t really negate the impact of grooming that kid would have with Jacob around.  The idea that Zim would somehow be grooming Dib seems really silly to me although you’re right, I think his characterization in Into the Florpus has evolved somewhat especially with regard to Dib wanting to get his father’s approval, but again Zim has parallels with that in trying to please the Tallest.  the world-building and characterizations are inconsistent and scattershot at best.  Like no, zim isn’t waiting for him to turn legal, that’s absurd, they’re nemeses coming at each other then learning to be friends.  You’re right that that doesn’t have to be zadr but I still tag it as zadr so people can block it if they want to.
Like, I’ve seen people ship Zim with Professor Membrane instead of Dib.  That seems very weird to me.  that professor membrane would have a relationship with someone who literally goes to his son’s elementary school and who doesn’t know anything at all about human behavior and emotions.
I feel like with this discussion people don’t really understand the problem with age gaps. With age gaps, it’s not a matter of mature/immature, it’s about development.  A ten year age gap sounds like a lot right?  a 25-year-old and a 15-year old would absolutely have a predatory “relationship.���  But a 35- and a 45-year old, that’s perfectly fine.  Having a difference in age doesn’t automatically make the relationship unhealthy.  so if Dib is 25 and Zim is [whatever the hell aliens years i still don’t really take Jhonen’s word for it bc he’s not consistent], that’s doesn’t mean it has to be bad.  The thing about telling minors they’re “so mature for their age” to try and convince them that a person interested in them isn’t a pedophile is that we know a human being who is 15 isn’t developmentally at the same level as a 25-year-old regardless of their behavior.  What is Zim?  All we have to go on is how he acts, and he acts like Dib is an equal match, it’s not “he’s immature for his age,” it’s very unclear.  Raw number of years isn’t the ultimate decider, for example in DnD lore elves reach maturity at, like, 100 years old so a 25-yo human trying to get with a 50-year-old elf would be predatory to the young elf even though the “younger” one is technically twice as old as the human.  Do you see what I’m saying?
I also don’t really buy the idea that Invader Zim’s writing resonates with people because Zim is ~~so human~~.  The guy steals a bunch of kid’s organs in one episode and flies into a tantrum over the slightest inconvenience.  You have to be reading really deeply into it and dig into some old internet archives of things Jhonen Vasquez has said to paint it as realistic.  You can do some interesting things with it wrt like, Zim being defective and starting to experience human emotions but that’s mostly fanon.
Well, you’ve given me some things to think about, thanks for explaining your side to me.  I’m still going to tag things as #zadr so people can block if it can’t plausibly be categorized as zadf.  I’m not actually making any fan content for Invader Zim so the point is kind of moot, but if I ever do I’ll definitely take this into consideration.
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dahniwitchoflight · 7 years
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Ages of the Wayfinder Trio
actually speaking of the wayfinder trio and the funkiness surrounding their ages
my thoughts for how old everyone will be once the story is older goes kinda like this
Aqua was in the realm of darkness, where Time flows differently, whereas she aged and experienced a chunk of time probably equivalent of a few months to maybe a year at most. That was completely seperate from the realm of light’s timeline passing like 10 years
so at most, Post KH3 Aqua is like, 1 year older than BBS Aqua
Terra though, has spent 10 years merged with Xehanort, we know that the original merger went from BBS Terranort, a young man roughly Terra’s age
to Xemnas and Asnem, both full grown men, meaning that the full person merger of Xemnas/Ansem (aka Older terranort) is also a full grown man
meaning for all intents and purposes, Post KH3 Terra should also be 10 years older than BBS Terra. (unless when they split something like MX being an evil old man instead of Post KH3 Terra/Xemnas/Ansems’s age equal is explained by the fact that when they split he got all the experience and Terra got all the youth but eh)
Ventus then is last as being in a somewhat suspended animation state in castle oblivion for his ten year period. We haven’t seen him in his post KH3 state as of yet, except for a single scene during the end of DDD, which looks the same and implies he didn’t age
but the thing is, if Ven’s suspended animation is the same as Sora’s was, Sora did age during his single year
and there’s also the fact that the KH series has done this before where if they show a single scene in one game meant to represent a different version of the character happening in another part of the timeline, theyll just use the model that they already have instead instead of making an entire new one just for a single unplayable cutscene
they did this when they first showed the scene of Ienzo, Lea and Isa losing their hearts to darkness (Destiny, KH2.5 Final Mix Secret Ending, shows most of the org pre-nobody, during the scene they became nobodies)
As of BBS, we know that during this time Zexion, Axel and Saix were very young and nearer the same age, we see young Ienzo’s model in that scene because they had used it for another scene
however originally they didnt have a young Lea or Isa model like in BBS, so in the scene where it shows them losing their hearts to darkness, they used the older Axel and Saix models, the ones already nobodies and wearing the black coats, supposedly at the moment where they didnt have those yet :p
SO. its stands to reason that, if they don’t have an older Ventus model, and don’t have enough justification to make one, because they only scene they need to show of it is a single secret ending one. Then for now, they will use the model of him that they have, and when they show it again once theyve had enough reason to make an older model of him, like say in a newer game where older him is actually a character again, they will simply show the scene again using the updated correct model like they did with Isa and Lea
(theyve done this also with Ventus himself in his own game, his original appearance is 4 years ago when Xehanort first drops him off in the land of departure after creating Vanitas, assuming Ventus is 14 when he’s playable in BBS, that makes him 11 in the scene where he’s beaten down and broken into Vanitas by MX. But since, no need to show his 11 year old self beyond a prologue cutscene, no need for another seperate model, but that also doesn’t mean he didn’t age from 11 to 14 :p and then obviously his 11 year old self would look different than his like, 25 year old self, but again, the models used ingame don’t show it all that well cuz they just dont make that many models for miniscule scenes) 
so it is VERY LIKELY, that considering that in no other cases or situations do we ever see someone stop aging for any reason
that Ventus likely did not stop aging during his time at castle oblivion as well 
Nobodies still age, people in weird circumstances (like Terranort) still age
even Aqua in the Realm of Darkness didn’t stop aging, its just that she was in a different timeline in a different realm with different rules about time, what happened temporally in the realm of Light during her time in RoD just didnt have anything to do with her
SO Likely, the wayfinder Trio once meeting up/becoming whole/awake again post KH3, assuming theyre ages in BBS being:
Terra = About 19. Nomura said Xemnas was about 30, and KH2 is 11 years after BBS ends. Aqua = About 19 (Cuz same age as Terra makes sense) Ventus = About 14 (Same age as Sora in KH1)
means that around end of KH2 they’re about
Terra: 30 (Xemnas)
Aqua: About 20 (RoD)
Ventus: About 25 (Castle Oblivion)
add another year ish for DDD/KH3 (for Terra/Ventus anyway)
and they’d all be 31, 20 and 26 respectively
heck, even if you make Terra and Aqua around 24 years old as of BBS to match their ages up better post KH3 (I mean, Terra/Aqua are called adults, and japenese adulthood is at age 20 not 18, and Nomura said “About 30″ not exactly 30, meaning Terra can’t be younger than 19, but could be a bit older as well, but since hes called adult, hes at least 20 as well)
so being 35 (Terra), 25(Aqua) and 25 (Ventus)
almost everyone is the same age that fits reasonably well within what canon that we know
so how can we think of to fix it so Terra rejoins the 25 age group?
well I’ve always liked to think a nice little rehash of the “a young man in the body of an old xehanort man because he fell to darkness, who hides from his friends because he doesnt want to be seen like this, but the girl in the group recognizes him and through the power of friendship/heart/love sees his younger self inside him and somehow becomes young again” scene would be a very nice callback
Xemnas/Ansem recombine, Old Terranort exists again, Terra regains control over the darkness/his heart, Riku Style, but Terra still looks old because connections to Darkness/Xehanort, feels ashamed of how he’s fallen/avoids friends, but helps from sidelines. Aqua catches hi, recognizes him, they have a heartfelt friendship moment and *BOOM* Young Terra Again, but about a year older cuz he did mature in that time
through the power of friendship is magic, the wayfinder trio are all 25 years old now
thats my headcanon for things and I’m sticking to it
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