strange icon on my dash BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAoh hang on. sniff sniff lick sniff. sniff. mutual. carry on

Cats with knives.

all-new fidget toy i get frpm www. parking lot .crom

Living alone leads to habits that you don’t realize are weird until you stay with someone else and have to suppress them.

“the girl in green”, 2007 by Norman Engel

im grilling absolute cheese

your demeanor has displeased the great boar at the center of the world

It’s like Dr. House always said

i keep wondering when someones gonna write a post about how using family guy screenshots for jokes is problematic because family guy is irredeemable media and every single person scrambles to delete their posts with peter griffin images on them and then rbs the callout and tags it like ‘#i didnt want to say anything but yeah its kinda :/‘

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.