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orcelito · 2 years

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Running joke in my workplace that I can never go a shift without getting hurt in some way. And it's kinda true, I get hurt so often. Yesterday I ALMOST made it but near the end of my shift I caught my arm on the door knob and it hurt very much :(

Today tho I did not get hurt!!! Which is noteworthy bc i was putting all my weight into trying to wedge a big knife into a giant wheel of parmesan cheese and I was Painfully aware of how easily I could fuck up and very much hurt myself lol

#speculation nation #as it turns out being Conscious of what im doing is probably the distinction #im a very coordinated person. i just dont bother with spatial awareness most of the time i guess #but when im doing a High Risk activity. i make sure to be Conscious of what im doing bc i do not want to be severely hurt thank u #but for daily life. man thats too tiring. i dont give a fuck where my arm is as im walking #so Yea i inevitably bump it into some shit. and i get a lil owie. thats just the price to pay #im a busy man i got shit to do ok #but cutting a finger off while trying to slice cheese? now thats not very swag money

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