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fog-and-rust · 10 months

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Hogwarts Legacy Incorrect Quotes Part 4 (feat. my Hufflepuff!MC, Ellie)

Sebastian: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

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[At some point in the beginning of the game. Let's pretend that teachers are concerned with bullying]

Professor Weasley: What would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Ellie: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a quill—

Professor Weasley: To write something to your teacher?

Ellie: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! Leander always says the quill is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing quills to school!

Professor Weasley: *internal screaming*

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Sebastian: I have yet to encounter a problem where an Unforgivable Curse didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Anne: This is why uncle doesn't fucking love you!

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Ellie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Leander: Several school rules violations.

Ominis: Three counts of using my relations.

Garreth: Roughly thirteen vials of my latest experiment.

Imelda: Also, I used the enchanted bludgers to hurry them up.

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[MC keeps using her friends to break into Ravenclaw common room]

Ravenclaw knocker: What is a dream?

Ominis: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

[the door opens]

Ellie: That's too dark, edgelord.

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[After Astronomy lesson]

Garreth: Ellie has no survival skills, her need to win has replaced them.

Amit: That can't be true!

Garreth: Watch this.

Garreth: Hey Ellie, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Ellie: *jumps from Astronomy tower*

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[After she and Poppy freed a dragon]

Leander: What in Merlin's name is wrong with you??

Ellie: What? No good morning?

Leander: Good morning, what in Merlin's name is wrong with you??

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[The squad gathers in the Room of Requirement]

Ellie: Alright, listen up you psychos.

Ellie: Not you, Amit. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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[In the goblin mines]

Ellie: We have fun, don’t we, Amit?

Amit: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Ellie: We are not mad, Sebastian. We are just disappointed.

Ominis: No, we are mad.

Ellie: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Ominis: No, we’re not!

Ellie: I am not a mind reader, Ominis!

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Duncan: Everett, Ellie keeps bullying me, what should I do?

Everett: Ask a teacher for help.

[The next day…]

Duncan, to Professor Ronen: Will you help me beat up Ellie?

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Professor Weasley: Godric's heart, how would you explain this kind of crude behaviour?

Sebastian: I'm gonna have to say verbally.

Ellie: Because judging by that tone of voice...

Garreth: ... You might not be in the mood for the dance performance we've prepared.

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Ellie: That has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

Amit: For the benefit of everyone present, I will clarify this is not a challenge.

Sebastian, Poppy, Natty & Garreth: Awww...

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Ellie *going on another quest*: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Poppy: Of course, I can't flip this table by myself.

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[AU where Leander and Ellie are the ones who fight a troll in Hogsmeade]

Ellie: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Leander: The power to believe in myself!?

Ellie: No, you already know Diffindo! Slash it!

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Sebastian: Am I going to far?

Ominis: No, no, no. You went too far about 2 weeks ago. Now you’re going to Azkaban.

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Ellie: *sneaking in Hufflepuff common room late at night*

Poppy: *sitting on a sofa and casting Lumos* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Ellie: I was stargazing with Amit?

Amit: *sitting on another sofa and also casting Lumos* Wanna try again?

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Ellie: I have so much energy, I want to compete with Imelda or commit a petty felony... which should I do?

Leander: Please don’t get arrested.

Ellie: No promises!

Sebastian: Why not both? Get creative!

Ellie: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Leander: Please don’t encourage her, Sebastian.

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Amit: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Everett: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

Duncan: Puffskeins?

Samantha: Cornish pixies?

Ellie *chilling in Ravenclaw common room*: Chomping Cabbages.

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[the Squad at flying lesson]

Garreth, Leander, and Amit: *flying normally, enjoying the view and talking*

Imelda, Poppy, and Ellie: *flying past them, as fast as they can, chasing Duncan who is screaming*

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Poppy: Could you at least try to see this from my perspective?

Natty: *crouches down*

Imelda: *kneels down*

Ellie: *sits on the floor*

Poppy: ...

Poppy: I hate all of you.

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Ellie: *falls down the stairs*

Amit: Are you okay?

Leander: Stop falling down the stairs!

Duncan: How’d the ground taste?

Ellie: *getting up like nothing happened*

Ellie: *releases Chomping Cabbages*

Duncan: Mom, pick me up, I'm scared.

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fog-and-rust · 10 months

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Hogwarts Legacy Incorrect Quotes Part 2 - Cousin Edition (feat. my Hufflepuff!MC, Ellie)

I'm having way too much fun with quotes generator.

I headcanon that MC was believed to be a Squib until their abilities suddenly awakened. So they were homeschooled in subjects that don't require using a wand. This explains why we can theoretically and practically beat Imelda's records and brew decent potions and why we know the magical lore but have to learn spells from scratch. My MC and Leander are cousins.

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[A year before MC started attending Hogwarts, during winter holidays]

Ellie: How was last term, Leander? Leander: Yeah, fine, last month there was an anti-bullying week. Ellie: Oh? And what did that mean? Leander: It meant I couldn't bully anyone for a whole week. Ellie *confused, but being supportive*: That's truly unfortunate.

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[When she started attending Hogwarts]

Leander: I am in charge of this disaster! Ellie: I have a name, you know.

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[When she is away running errands for everyone else]

Leander *sending her an owl*: Reply when you’re back safely. Ellie *flying on a broom past Gryffindor tower late at night*: I’m back dangerously! Leander *not bothering to open his eyes*: Stop it. Ellie: I’m back lethally!

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[Standing in front of Ravenclaw common room]

Eagle knocker: What goes up but never comes down? Leander: The amount of stress Ellie is bringing our family. Ellie: How would the knocker possibly know that? [The door opens] Ellie: I climbed all these stairs to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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Leander: Seriously, Ellie, how many people would you have killed if our classmates'd asked you to? Ellie: That’s not important Leander: I DISAGREE.

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[When she tells him that her next trial is to tame a graphorn]

Leander: You can do it, cousin! Leander: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

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[When she does parkour Merlin trials]

Leander *watching her jumping around, ready to catch her if she falls*: This is a bad idea. Ellie *calculating her next jump*: Then why are you coming along? Leander: Someone has to carry your injured ass back to school.

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[After the quest with Richard Jackdaw]

Duncan: Go to Azkaban! Ellie: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. Leander *trembling*: What did you do this time?

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[in the schoolyard just above Hufflepuff common room]

Leander: Hello, Poppy, where's Ellie? Poppy: Around Leander: Around? Leander: You don't have any idea, do you? Ellie *dropping down from nowhere, holding the field guide*: Did you know that the frog statues can eat you?

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Leander: Where have you been all day? Ellie: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Ellie *summing up Sebastian's questline*: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Sebastian way. Leander: Isn't that the wrong way? Ellie: Yes, but it's faster.

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[After the Sorting Ceremony, when they get a chance to talk]

Leander: Why were you late? Ellie: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were that day.

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