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somany-fandoms-solittle-time · 9 months

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Ruggie: *eating clean through a bone while having lunch*

Midwestern! Yuu: "Well, Shit. Yous gotta pair'uv Chompers on ya dontcha? Now, yous better be careful with that thang or'y'll snap somebody's fanger clean off!"

Epel, listening in from another table: YES! YES!! I UNDERSTAND!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE

#twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #this is so stupid #dumb shit #rural america #midwest #Yuu needs to be from a small town cuz that shit is so funny to me #epel is my son #twisted wonderland ruggie #ruggie's got a BITE #hyena jaws #my first thought when I learned about hyena jaw strength was “please don't eat me”#bro if Ruggie ate me I'd be SO PISSED #worker solidarity brother #this is so incredibly dumb plz dont interact #yuu saying weird shit that nobody understands #istg the voice saying these lines in my head sounds exactly like I real person I used to go to church with #grim come get your fishing grampa #Yuu's gotta beer belly and grey hair while saying this #i am disturbed #Midwestern!Yuu

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