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tpp part 1 - YESSSSSSSSSSS WE GON SEE EVERYONE BOIS - THE OPERA FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - UPSIDE DOWN HOTEL! WHICH IS ACTUALLY A REFLECTION! - WELCOME TO THE WORLD LITTLE BABY - FAMILIAR FACES??? - NBKADSHJADSFAFDSBDSFHLDSA YOUNG LEM!!!!!!!! - THE DUUMVIRATE - BRUNCH - ok thats a lot of capitals - flaneur time!! - disguise time!!!! - concierge time!!!!!!! - oh no theyre back - the hotel!!!!! - MESSENGERS AND TIPS ARE BACK AT AGAIN - THE X ROCK - olaf choke challenge - sjkjkajfdlk the writing - bkfdafsjdsjdfjlk the hand waving with the hook of the sub - violet, is kit your lesbian awakening? - adkadkjdajfsk max greenfields talking with himself - LA FORZA DEL DESTINO!! - young lem!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - dewey??? - DEWEY!!! - LEM!!!!! - does he literally just talk like hes lecturing??? damn hes an annoying sibling thats for sure - he hasnt learned about jacques yet :((( - I LOVE THE HOTEL WITH ALL MY HEART - jkdjhadsjdfshjads tourist olaf! - wheres the dewey decimal system? - littlest elf land! - dahadfhldfajadsfjlkdf the deep voice - they killed carmelitas parents??? - the keys!!! - this is wes anderson's legacy come to life - dewey decimal system!! - three rooms!! - three concierges!! - simultaneous viewing!!!!! - tomboy carmelita!! - nero!! a ""genius"" - why did that ball clang? - oh. ohhhhhhhh. - cocktail party!! - jafdhjadjkadfljk the lopsided cucumber slices - nero knows about the spyglass - jdajadsjdsfjds bird watching in!!!! - WHOS JS - WHO - SHE WANTS A HARPOON GUN - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! - babs!! - jkdlsjhadjaldsfjk he did consider being a doctor and look how bad it went for him - JEROME SQUALOR!!! J.S.!!!!!!! - fire of my loins dbaskjadsjkdfljkfd - Thursday! most important day *EVAR* - lumber millllllllllllllllllllllll - not him, JS?? - that is,,, olaf - blood! - "sometimes what seems strange is part of a larger plan" - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! - sunny!!!! - mr poe. him. - she despises him!! - jacquelyn, duchess of winnipeg!! - LARRY!! INDIAN FOOD WAITER - and barry sonnenfeld! - jajlkafdjfdhjadfhjd a glass of milk bc hes afraid of foreigners - vfd eye!! - olafs impersonating as j.s.????? - "still-living person" - dear lord hes doing that thing from TRR book to violet with the knife - "that you have to get out more?" - ODIOUS LUSTING AFTER FORTUNES!! - dajlkadsfjadfsjksdf the whoosh when he turned his head - sunny! - mysterious,,,,, - larry and olaf again!! - try the curry!! - ITS COWBOY TIME - HES GONNA DIP THE BOY IN THE CURRY - LARRY DIED DJAALFDSLADSFL - vernacularly fastened door??? - FAST FORWARD!!!! - WATCH THE SKIES - oh its this one - the elephant story - THE PLAN IS BEING FORMULATED!! - JUSTICE STRAUSS!!!!!!!! - YESSSSS - the burnt remains of paltryville, heimlich hospital, and caligari carnival! - DASJKHJJHDJHADSJADS QUIGLEY AND STRAUSS MET - COURTROOM!! - WAIT SO THE JS THAT BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER WAS STRAUSS?? - bring the baudelaires to j.s.'s home!! - THIS NIGHT IS DIFFERENT FROM OTHER NIGHTS ATWQ!!!!!!!! - wrong! wrong! wrong!! - its all about family and crossroads hm - AAAAAAAAAA BEATRICE - THE OPERA - A SIGNAL FLARE!!! - KJADSFHADSFHADSFJK HECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 3 BROS??? - no room 135???? - is a mystery!! - SUB BASEMENT!! - DEWEY!! - THE TUNNELS!!!! - damn hes listing a lot - max greenfield is good at this - jhhjadsjdafsj the last safe place is literally their slogan - "is a safe life really enough?" uh yeah - OLAF NO - giuseppi verdi is a myth - oh my god thats esmes ugly haircut ppl talked about - SCHEMEING - the last chair in the back row of a thirdrate orchestra for count olaf???? hmmmmm - BEATRICE STOLE IT - JKAJAJJDSKLJKDF TEACH ME TO SPIT - olafs a terrible father - ESME BREAK UP WITH HIM - YEAH - CALL HIM OUT ESME!!!!!!!!!!!! - "is countie not my daddy anymore?" "hes not mine either, pet!" JKADSJLDFJKDBSJLKADSBKADSJHADS - HARPOON GUN NO - DEWEY NO - BAUDELAIRES NO - NOOOOOOOOOOO - OH MY GOD - NO - NO - DONT COUNT TO 10 - "its all i know how to do" - THEY DROPPED IT - OH GOD - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - GOOD GOD THAT MANS BEEN SHOT - la forza del destino!! - that opera music tho - "kit" OH GOD - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - GUYS HES JUST MEDITATING - PANIC - SUGAR BOWL - EVERYTHINGS HAPPENING AT ONCE - LEMONY SNICKET ------ tpp part 2 - no disguise voice? ugh fine - justice and trust us dont really rhyme - THE OPERA - THE WINGS - THE SUGAR BOWL - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - tea bitter as wormwood and sharp as two edged sword! - oh my god were esme and kit together - lemony, darling??????????/ - DAMN HER VOICE - olaf was sleeping dajdfhjjdsfkljdasjdaldasfjk - critic? bah! - stop defining things snicket - OH MY GOD ITS MRS QUAGMIRE - OH GOD IS THAT HIS DAD - BEATRICE?????????? - BEATRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - OLAFS DAD - THE X STONE - THE SUGAR BOWL - OH MY GOD THAT X STONE HAS BEEN SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THEN WE'D EXPECT IT TO BE - damn lems lonely - damn lem didnt even say goodbye - WHY IS EVERYBODY HERE - JKDFJADFSJKLDFJLDFJLK "your wife?" - you think vfd is noble?? - this is too much info to handle rn - oh god i dont trust the two other judges - laws are like sausages - revenge is making someones sausages - HMMMMM - let them EAT CROW! - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! - the clothes!!!! - justice is blind - scalia? - adflajdfshjdsfja the blindfolds! - *in*justice! - [quietly screaming] - AAAAAAA THE BOOK CLOTHES FROM HELQUISTS DRAWINGS!! - poes bones crunched - i see lucky smells, prufrock prep, vfd chiefs, volunteers fighting disease, doctors, literally everyone is here - whos principal of prufrock? whyd he disappear - BRING IN COUNT OLAF! - PARTY RIVALRY!! - also btw there hasnt been any musical numbers yet - strauss is FED UP - CALLING OLAF OUT!! - ah yes. the ignorance and incompetence of adults and society. - the score is intense rn - applause, everyone! applause! - STANDING OVATION - "a violin solo about a naval disaster!" - in loco advocatus, thats new! - COUNT OLAF CALLING EVERYONE OUT - DASJDAJD ONLY STROKED MY VIOLIN - STOP INTERRUPTING THEM OLAF - there are no noble people in this world. - THE NIGHT AT THE OPERA - NO - JJHAJKLADSF HER SEATING OH YEAHHH SHES BI - SIXTH - CARMELITAS SERVING POISONED CROW - LET THEM EAT CROW - DARLING BEATRICE - what choice do we have? - KIT AND OLAF!!! - THE SUGAR BOWL - POISON DARTS??? ON BOTH SIDES????? - COMPASSION - beatrice killed olafs dad. - SUNNYS STILL SITTING THERE - oh god. theyre poisoned. - EAT CROW - OH GOD ITS A MUSICAL NUMBER - FINALLY - HE KNOWS SOME GOOD CHORD. - WHY LET THE BAUDELAIRES PLEAD? - VIOLETS BANGS MAKE HER LOOK LIKE SHE HAS A UNIBROW - THATS IMAGERY - THEYRE SAYING THINGS ABOUT THE BAUDELAIRES - the sugar bowl. - LARRYS DEAD - every noble person has failed us. - olaf has been failed by every single person. of course hes got revenge on everyone. - ILL JUST HAVE TO ADD THE LIST OF GRAVITY TO MY ENEMIES - burn down hotel. - the OLAF book! - its arson time. - YOURE A DISGRACE TO THE LEGAL PROFESSION - JEROME BABS ESME AND CARMELITA TOOK THEIR BLINDFOLDS OFF - oh god. - STRAUSS WAS A HORSE THIEF?? - the law isnt always just. - LOOK AT THE BOAT GO - the last safe place is safe no more. - SOME OF THE PPL ESCAPED - who knows when some slight shock disturbing the delicate balance between social order and thirst aspiration shall send the skyscrapers in our city toppling? - lemony has his regrets. - STRAUSS MADE IT OUT ALIVE - the photograph of the baudelaires before the fire. - hes reciting part of the beatrice letter. - you always had a way with words. - thats not how this story goes. - beatrice will burn. and she did. - off they go to the island