I want the movie Bride Wars but exceptionally gay. Like instead of being about friendship it's just these lifelong friends realizing they're in love with each other, not their husband's. And secretly the husband's are falling in love (or at least becoming best buds out of solidarity). In a series of miscommunication and secret kisses behind closet doors, it all gets revealed on the wedding day, and they both just get married (the girls in a lesbian marriage, and guys in a gay marriage) so that they didn't waste all of their money and time on wedding to not get married day of. That'd be hilarious. I need more queer stupid rom coms.