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fishareglorious · 3 months

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do you think constantine painstakingly put up that card tower by herself or did she command some poor foundation grunt to do it for her

for the former scenario there's always some poor bastard that keeps losing their cards after the secret foundation poker night.

the mental image of some spdm librarian watching the vice president trying and failing to properly stack together a house of cards is making me cackle

spdm librarian, internally as they watch her stack cards: she does this shit every time. she's still horrible at it i don't find it funny anymore i just feel sad for ms. constantine. and she destroys her hard work every time she tries to recruit an arcanist... truly the minds of the powers that be are out of my reach...

#constantine #reverse 1999 #certified storm moments #idk why i keep making constantine cringefailwomaning her way through her job. it takes her intimidating edge off i would be shitting #bricks if i was in 20 feet near her vicinity. or either chasing her with a brick

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