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#brad marchand x reader
thatsdemko · 1 year
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ik what ur probably gonna say buttt can you do a Brad Marchand smut with him as a Dom and rough, degrading with some praise...and maybe smith abt him getting Into a fight during a game so he's yk pissed...hehe thx!
a/n: please count yourself lucky that I’m gonna write this ONE thing about the rat sorry I mean brad. this is going in blurb style but it’s much longer than a blurb. (if you know me you know I have a hard time making things short lol)
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pairing: brad marchand x fem!reader
warnings: minor spelling & grammatical errors + nsfw + established relationship + praise kink (ish)+ mentions of nudity + not intended for minors + my hatred for him leaks into this (sorry not sorry)
《 the following content is not intended for minors. 》
why couldn’t he ever just play a normal game of hockey? you thought to yourself. you were watching the game from the comfort of you and brads shared home. he always had to do something to get himself in trouble, fined, or suspended. he was always the problem during games and it pissed you off.
you sat there, hand clutching the small remote trying to get yourself to turn off the television, but you couldn’t pull away from the fight. there was brad in the middle of it, as usual. you watched him take two hands on his stick to shove a maple leafs player down to the ground, another leafs player came from behind him putting him in a choke hold and other bruins players came to defend your husband.
the gloves were flying, helmets were thrown off, refs were prying their way in, and the whistles were just background noise to the cheering and booing. every bone in your body itched to turn away, but you couldn’t. you had to see what was going to happen, and you had to know what punishment your stupid husband was going to get.
once the fire of the fight died out, and the refs had gathered the players to take a time out, the main ref took to center ice where bruins fans already began booing, “number sixty-three, cross checking two minute penalty,” he rambled on the list of other players who were taking one for their respective teams as well.
the camera panned over to brad plopping down on the bench in the penalty box, shaking his head you could make out the words he was yelling, “this is bullshit!” the ref just shook his head and the game continued with a 4-on-4 for 2 minutes.
finally being able to pull away now that the fight was over, you made your way into the kitchen to pour yourself a heavy glass of wine. the fight wasn’t even that brutal, but you needed something strong to ease your frustration.
you chugged what was in your glass before pouring yourself a second one to make your way back to the game. just as you sat down brad was getting out of the penalty box and soon this game would be over. there was only six minutes left in the third period and the bruins were winning 2-1. even though there was only six minutes remaining you didn’t know how much more of it you could take. you were still so fed up with his behavior that you found yourself grabbing the remote and turning off the television. you’d figure if the game was a win or loss, brad would tell you. you just couldn’t watch it any longer.
you got up off the couch deciding to get just get ready for bed. it was either sit there and stew in hate, or get up and occupy your mind with something else.
going into your bathroom, flicking on the lights you found the mess of his things laid out all on the counter. he couldn’t seem to care to put any of it away while he was rushing to leave. he had time to have a pregame make out session with you, but the little things were where he drew the line.
sighing to yourself, you began to put his things on his side of the sink and do your tasks. something about doing your skincare and brushing your teeth, seemed to ease your mind and help you forget the game. but it wasn’t until you heard the sound of the front door open that reminded you of why you were in the bathroom in the first place.
“home!” you heard him announce from the living room, but you stayed put in the bathroom. brad noticed the almost empty bottle of wine and the lipgloss stain around the rim. taking off his coat, he went to go find you.
you were to occupied to even notice that he was standing in the doorframe of the bathroom watching you brush your teeth aggressively. he could tell you were upset, usually most games you were right there at the front door to celebrate, but just like you, he wasn’t so happy with how the game went.
“so the silent treatment it is, huh?” his body rested against the frame of the doorway. looking over at him you nearly dropped your toothbrush in the sink. his shirt collar exposed the bruises on his chest, and he had a minor scratch on his face.
“well I normally don’t go around cross checking people for no reason.” you snapped, wiping your face with a towel and setting your toothbrush back in its respective place, you brushed past brad out of the bathroom feeling his hand smack your ass gently.
“you clearly didn’t see what else happened, y/n. it’s a brutal fucking game, and you don’t win by playing soft.” he followed you into the bedroom, both of you now getting undressed and ready for bed.
sure, hockey was rough. but it gave no excuse for his past or current actions in the game. you glared over at him for second watching him unbutton his dress shirt, “brad, that doesn’t mean you get to go around and hurt people for the sake of the game! your actions hurt people.”
he scoffed at your words throwing his dress shirt in the overflowing laundry hamper, “I’ve never hurt anyone.”
you laughed dryly at his comment, “yeah tell that to all the fines and suspension you’ve gotten over the past two years.”
you went to exit the bedroom and grab your water from the living room when you felt his cold hand grab your wrist and pull you into his bare chest, “don’t say shit like that about me again.” he whispered into your ear, pushing you from him, your back hit the wall and you let out a small groan.
“or what, brad? what are you gonna do?” you smirked, you knew he wouldn’t actually hurt you, but whatever idea he had in mind you were in for it. you craved whatever it was that got him going.
“make you regret that.” his lips smashed against yours, and his hands made his way to your ass pulling you closer to him so you could feel how hard he was. he loved when you talked back, even if you truly were mad, it turned him on.
“then make me.” you whispered against his skin undoing his belt and throwing it on the ground along side his other clothes. he quickly removed your shirt, picking you up, he tossed you on the bed before getting on top of you and you unzipped his dress pants.
“oh I’m gonna.” he muttered, his teeth nibbled on your neck feeling his hands in your pajama shorts his fingers found a way inside of you causing a moan to escape your mouth. you were practically dripping wet from the moment his hands touched you.
“feel good?” he asked, his fingers tugged on your panties, pulling them down. he inserted himself inside of you, sending a wave of shock down your spin causing your back to arch with pleasure. your nails dug into his skin feeling his body grind against yours. his pace picked up and the bed began to shake and rattle against the wall. it felt so good.
“you feel so good,” you nibbled into the skin on his shoulder blade trying to suppress down your screams. brad didn’t hold back on his grunting, he was going to come at any moment, and it was going to be inside of you.
finally feeling the warmth inside of you enter, brad collapsed beside your body that felt almost lifeless. you looked over at his sweaty body, panting, wanting more. his eyes met yours and he pulled your body beside his, “don’t ever say shit like that to me again, pretty girl.”
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bagopucks · 1 year
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y/n_blg My favorite Hischier took the third one <3
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nicohischierz · 6 months
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the makeup: nico hischier x devs!reader
tagging: @ivy-34, @francesfarhadi, @hzstry8, @cixrosie, @itsnotgray, @estapa94, @trevs-swiftie, @heartz4hisch
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nico was panicking.
how could you just disappear from the apartment without so much as telling anyone? especially now that you were pregnant.
immediately, nico checked find my iphone, but your location didn't show up. he checked snap maps as well but you'd turned your location off, making the hischier man even more worried.
"isla please tell me you know where y/n is," he pleaded on the phone.
on the other line your best friends rolled her eyes. “what do you want nico,” she asked.
“isla, i want to talk to y/n/n, please just tell me where she is,”
“oh so now that she’s gone you want to talk?”
nico sighed and looked to jack, the phone was on speaker, jack just shrugged he had to agree with his ex.
“i didn’t want to talk when i was angry okay, so please tell me she’s with you and i’ll come pick her up” nico justified.
“she’s not with me.”
nico groaned, banging his head on the table. jack was scrolling on his phone before he spoke up “she’s not with isla, maybe try calling her.”
shaking his head, nico looked through his phone to dial another person.
“nico hischier do you know what time it is?” amanda asked.
“amanda, please tell me y/n/n’s with you,” nico responded.
over the phone nico could hear amanda sigh. “nico, i’m going to give you some advice and i really think you should listen to it,”
nico’s silence served as an ‘okay’ for amanda to continue.
“you and y/n have gone through great lengths to keep this relationship a secret. you’ve been dating for what a year and a half and your fans still don’t know. that just shows how willing you are to look after your girlfriend. but when you’ve got a pregnant girlfriend who’s had to put her career on hold you don’t get to shout at her,”
“i know and that's why i want to talk to her,” he interrupted.
"nico, go to sleep. she's finally gone to sleep and she shouldn't be disturbed. go to sleep and the two of you can talk tomorrow," amanda advised him.
although, the mother couldn't see him, nico nodded. "yeah okay. goodnight, sorry for disturbing you," he apologised.
nico didn't sleep very well.
he tossed and turned all night thinking of a way he could plead for you to come back home.
nico woke up to a pleasant surprise, amanda had sent him the address to where you were.
"she's in fucking boston," nico cursed.
he, jack and timo were gathered in jack's apartment waiting to go pick you up.
"great, now pack your bag and let's get on the team plane we can head to this address when we land," jack ushered.
nico looked at his alternate in confusion.
"we're playing the bruins nico. in boston," he informed.
that was all it took for nico to haul ass into the plane.
meanwhile in boston
"marchy, i don't want you to hurt him," you repeated for what felt like the hundredth time.
brad gave you a pointed look "are you sure cause sid said he's ready to knock a few teeth in and flower's planning on tripping him he comes close enough to the net," he rambled.
"hold on, how do flower and sid know?" you asked.
brad paused for a second. you weren't supposed to know about the group chat.
"bradley kevin marchand. how do sidney crosby and marc-andre fleury know I'm not talking to my boyfriend?" you asked again.
"i may have texted the group chat," he answered.
brad then spent thirty minutes explaining that all the older guys in the league that wanted to look out for you, created a group chat to keep each other up to date about your whereabouts.
he then confessed to there being a league-wide group chat filled with both old and young guys who care about you.
you were going to blame your hormones but the thought of people in the league caring about you made you cry.
and faith always had perfect timing as the doorbell rang.
brad had an inkling of who it could be so he asked you to get it.
upon opening the door, you were met with nico's worried face staring at you in relief.
the devils captain brought you in for a hug, not caring that the two of you were fighting previously.
"schatzli, you have to promise me you won't do this again. i was so worried about you I couldn't sleep and I called everyone but they didn't know where you were until amanda sent me your location this morning. when I saw you were here I realised that you probably flew and that's not exactly safe for the baby so I started panicking even more," he ranted.
"i'm sorry," you interrupted.
"no schatzli, you have nothing to be sorry about. I'm the one who got mad at you for no reason, I shouldn't have shouted at you especially now that you're pregnant," he apologised.
"it's just so hard seeing you guys play and not be there with you. like guys who are injured still get to go on the ice but I can't and it sucks. and none of the guys come visit anymore and it makes me think you guys forgot me," you whispered the last part.
nico's eyes softened at your hurt expression.
"i'm so so sorry my love. it's all my fault. i thought you were upset when the boys came over so I told them not to hound you with their presence, I never meant for them to stop visiting at all," he explained.
you nodded and brought him in for a hug and a kiss.
"does this mean i can tell the guys to hold off of hurting him?" brad asked, making his way to the front door.
you turned and nodded at him. "yes and if I see anyone try something, I will fight them myself," you threatened.
brad nodded and took his phone out to send a text.
out the corner of your eye, you saw nico giving you a look that said 'what is he talking about?'.
but you ignored him and gave him one more kiss "thank you for your hospitality brad, but I think I'm gonna follow this guy back home," you thanked going over to give brad a hug.
brad marchand may be a rat on the ice but to you he's just uncle brad.
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stars1997 · 1 month
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Lover Boy - Part 1
Warnings: None
Pairing(s): Jeremy Swayman x Fem!Reader
Summary: Y/N Ullmark gets a job with the Bruins as their new photographer. They haven't seen each other in a few years, some things have changed. What happens when her brother's best friend develops a crush on her?
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“Hey guys today’s media day as you know, we gotta get our roster shots. We have a new photographer so do me a favor, be nice to her, she’s ullmarks sister.” I heard Brad Marchand say from inside the locker room. A series of cat-call whistles went off in the locker room before I heard my brother clear his throat. I roll my eyes. Here we go, I think to myself. “Completely off limits to every single one of you. Don’t even think about it.” He says. The whistles continue and I let out a laugh a little louder than needed. The locker room went silent. “I guess I’ll come in now,” I said, stifling the giggles from seconds ago. “As you guys know I’m Y/n Ullmark, your new media girl. So if you guys could suit up and head out to the hallway in 20 that would be great!” I say, and just before walking fully out of the locker room, I saw someone I recognized, Swayman. The last time I saw him was when he first got signed and became best friends with my brother. He looks a little older now. We locked eyes, he gave a smile and a wave which was returned before I headed to the hallway to set up. I set up my camera stand, the lights, and the background as the guys were lining up. A few of the boys jokingly hit on me, but I took it lightly. I could tell I was going to love this job. I was down to the last two guys which were Pasta and Sway. After photoing Pasta it was just me and Sway in the hallway. “Y/n, it’s been so long. How was school?” He asked. “Ah, he speaks. School was awesome but it definitely had its ups and downs. I’ve been keeping up with stats, you guys have been doing really well. Are you excited to be in net for the rangers game tomorrow? I hear they’ve got a new bruiser, Matt something?” I asked while fixing the lighting for his photo. “Matt Rempe, yeah I’ve heard of the kid. Make sure you get my good side tomorrow. No bad angles.” He joked. I laughed and playfully pushed him into position for the photo. I snapped a few good headshots for the roster and some full body for the Instagram, which I now run. Most of the photos weren’t usable since he kept making silly faces at the camera but those were the photos I knew the fans would adore. After taking his pictures he walked back to the locker room and I started putting away the lights and backdrops. This took longer than I thought it would. Almost all of the boys had left by the time I was almost done putting it all away. “Hey, Y/n do you need any help with all of that?” Sway asked from down the hallway, walking out of the locker room in jeans and a flannel, while putting on his hat, flipping so it's backwards. “Oh no its okay, I’m almost finished.” I responded with a smile. “Are you sure, its really no bother.” He said. “Y/n, is this guy bothering you?” My brother asked, stifling a chuckle as he walked down the hallway towards us. “Hey Bubba, Sway asked me to go get drinks with him, would you mind putting the lights and tripod in the closet?” I asked my brother sweetly, watching Jer’s face drop into a puzzled expression out of the corner of my eye. “Wait, what I-“ My brother started. “Thank youuuu.” I interrupted, grabbing Sway's hand and pulling him toward the exit. I turned around to see my brother still standing there shocked. “No need to worry bubba its just as friends, promise.” Once we walked about of the arena I let go of his hand. “Alright tendy, where are you taking me for drinks?” I asked as we make the short walk over to his truck. “Well, since I don’t have much of a choice I was thinking Brock’s bar. Have you ever been?” He asked unlocking the doors and opening his own. I opened mine and grabbed the handle at the top to pull myself in. “Oh come on Jer don’t act like you don’t love my company. I’ve been once or twice but I don’t really remember those nights honestly.” I joked, and we both laughed at the hard truth while he started the truck.
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delayed-affection · 1 year
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Into the Boards
Navigation   Oneshots
Trevor Zegras x reader
Warnings: arguing (if you could call it that)
Word count: 1.1k
You wait for Trevor at the end hall, not liking the hustle and bustle by the locker room. Too many people going in and out, along with families waiting for their dad, son, brother, uncle, boyfriend, or husband.
Being down here also lets you rerun the game in your head. However with this game there was only one play running through your mind and it was Trevor being checked into the boards.
From what you heard, read, and seen he was quite the shit talker on the ice and the other teams had it out for him. The more games he plays the more hits, slashes, and checks he takes.
It’s only a matter of time before he ends up in an actual fight and it will probably be with one of the bigger guys.
An arm slinging itself around your shoulders breaks you away from your thoughts.
“Hey, are you ready to go home?” Trevor asks placing a kiss on your forehead.
You nod.
“Did you enjoy the game?”
“Yeah, if you guys keep playing like that you might just make it to playoffs.”
He laughs, “A man can dream.”
The two of you make your way to the car. You wonder if you should bring up the hard hit, you know he’s fine, he texted you when the period was over.
It’s just the fact that it’s been happening a lot more recently. Yeah it comes with the job but you still worry.
When you get to the car you make the decision that you’ll ask when you get home, knowing that if anything was wrong its best to be handled at home.
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A freshly showered Trevor joins you on the bed. Pulling you over to him, he places his head on your chest.
You gently run your hands through his hair, “How’s your head?”
“It doesn’t hurt as bad as it did.” He says lifting his head up to look at you, “But I’ll be fine.”
You nod but sit up, making him do the same, “Are you fine?”
“I just told I was fine baby, there’s no need to worry.”
“That’s not what I’m talking about.”
“What are you talking about?” He asks
You think for a moment wondering if you are ready to bring it up.
You sigh, “Why you’re so hotheaded on the ice? It’s like you’re looking for a fight every game.”
He gives you a confused look, “What are talking about? He came after me.”
You sit up straight, “Trevor, I’m not talking about just tonight, you will chirp anyone on the ice big or small. You probably spend the same amount of time on the ice as you do in the box.”
He sighs clearly not liking this conversation, “It’s part of the game. It’s what we do.”
“You picked a fight with Vince Dunn, he’s a fighter. He would’ve had you on your ass before you even got your gloves off.” You tell him, “And when you played Boston you had Brad Marchand going after you more than once. Then the unneeded cross checking when you played the San Jose. All you do is pick fights.”
“Vince said slashed me first so I returned it, and I would not have been on my ass.” He scoffs
You roll your eyes, “You cried when I accidentally hit you too hard when we were play fighting, you definitely would’ve been on your ass.”
“I was just messing around, you didn’t really hurt me.” He claims
He gets up off the bed, “And why does this matter now? What’s the point of this conversation?”
“It matters because I care about you and every time you step foot on that ice I worry about you.” You stress getting out of the bed, “And the point is that your team won’t always be there to protect you the next time you decide to pick a fight. I can see that it’s taking a toll on you, mentally and physically.”
You stand in front him, “So why do you keep doing it?”
“I don’t know.” He shrugs, “Maybe to seem cool. To make people take me more seriously. I don’t know.”
“You think people don’t take you seriously?”
He runs a hand through his hair, “Everyone thinks I’m a bust, that I’m no good. I just want to prove that I’m enough, that I’m good enough to be here.”
He sits on the bed, “I want people to see me the way they see Jack or Cole and if they don’t see me that way then I want to be a person they’re scared of. The person they don’t want to mess with on the ice.”
You place your hands on his face, “The only person you should be comparing yourself to is your old self and how far you’ve come. You, Jack, and Cole are different players. You all have a different perspectives and ways of playing.”
You place a short but sweet kiss on his lips, “And you’re not a bust, Z. You’re one hell of hockey player and you deserve to be here. You are enough.”
He smiles softly, “We’re dating, you’re supposed to say that.”
“I would tell you that even if we weren’t.” You say, “But do you know how many people would say the same thing? Or how many people look up to you?”
He takes your hands from his face and holds them, “I just feel like I could do better, be better.”
“And you can.” You tell him, “But to be better you have to be yourself, not what you think others want you to be. You have so much potential, Z. And it hurts to watch you waste it on stupid fights and time in the box.”
You straddle him and push back the hair in his face, “You deserve everything that this world has to offer.”
He smiles and gives you a peck on the lips.
“Even when you’re a jackass.” You mumble
He laughs, “Look, I’ll try my best to stop but I don’t know about the guys who have it out for me.”
“Well you better or else.” You threaten
“Or else what?”
You pat his cheek, “Keep being stupid and you’ll find out.”
He lays back taking you with him, “Am I a jackass or am I stupid?”
You smile, “You’re both.”
“You can only pick one.”
“Well you’re a jackass on the ice and stupid all the time. So really, you’re just stupid for being a jackass.” You reply
He gently pushes you off of him, “If you’re going to be rude I’ll go sleep in the couch.”
He sits up but you pull him back down, “You’d be back after an hour.”
“I would not.” he argues
“Oh, but you would. You’re a big baby, who just wants to be loved.”
You pepper his face with kisses, but make sure to leave a lingering kiss on his lips.
You grab his face, “I love you, you know? That’s why I worry.”
“I know.” He answers, “I love you too, baby. And I’m sorry for making you worry.”
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pastrnaks-sainz · 1 year
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Black Tie
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Pairing: Connor McDavid x reader 
Type: Fluff 
Warnings: None 
Word Count: 1.1k
Summary: Every once in a while there was a black tie event hosted by the team that Connor had to attend. As a member of the Oilers organization you also had to attend. You and Connor both hated fake sipping champagne and talking to people you hardly knew. For the past two years that similarity drew you to each other. This year, though, had Connor feeling flirty. 
Request: Request #29 with Connor McDavid? 👉🏼👈🏼 (from anon) 
Fluff Prompt #29: “Who gave you permission to go out in public looking like that?”
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It was nearing the point in the evening when your social battery was dangerously close to zero. Like, blinking red about to be stranded in the middle of the ocean with no life preserver, dangerously close to zero. And if you knew Connor McDavid as well as you thought you did, his would be in the danger zone too. 
“That time of the night, Y/N?” Zach chirped as you walked past him. You shot him a look and playfully flipped him off as you continued on your way to what would become your safe corner for the night. You sat down and tried your best to look like you didn’t want to jump out the window. 
“I see the clock has struck midnight for the both of us,” the voice of your fellow introvert Connor McDavid had you genuinely smiling for the first time all night. 
“Thank god,” you sighed as he sat down at the table across from you, placing his drink down in front of him. “It looks like you lasted longer than me this year.” 
“I actually think we both tapped out at the same time,” Connor said, looking around for any sponsors he might have to hide from. “There are times I rethink my career choice and this is one of them.” 
“Yeah,” you agreed, making eye contact with him. Like always, your stomach fluttered. “This industry isn’t the best if you’re not an extrovert.” 
“I genuinely have no idea how Leon does it,” Connor said, looking over to see Leon Draisaitl in the middle of the room somehow managing three different conversations and one of them was in German. “Man is a god.” 
“He has to be,” you agreed, shaking your head in awe. “There is literally no other explanation.” 
Connor laughed and took a sip of his drink. He swallowed before turning his gaze onto you. Your cheeks heated up to the point you would have sworn your face was literally glowing. 
“So what was the conversation that did you in?” with his question the party around you seemed to melt away. 
“New camera equipment, believe it or not,” you answered. 
“Really?” Connor was surprised. “I thought you loved getting new gear?” 
“I do, believe me I do,” you worked for the Edmonton Oilers’ media department. Getting new gear before a season was like Christmas. “But there was just something about it tonight that I could not sit through.” 
“Business conversations are the worst,” Connor agreed. “I couldn’t even explain what the one I just abandoned was about. I think it was skate laces? I don’t even know.” 
“Who knew these black tie events could be so goddamn boring,” you said, eliciting a laugh from Connor. 
“Agreed.” 
Connor thought for a second before speaking again. He wasn’t sure if it was the amount of drinks he’d had at the party or if it was something else, but he had a little extra courage that had his threshold for stupidity so far up it was in danger of becoming part of the ballroom ceiling.
“Hey, wanna leave?” 
“I’m sorry?” you looked at him in shock. You had been to countless of events like these and ended up in this scenario countless of times before but not once had Connor proposed the idea of ditching. “I know you won’t get fired but I still have my job to worry about.” 
“Oh don’t worry about it,” Connor said as he stood up. Oh. He was serious. “If someone gives you a hard time just point them in my direction. I’ll say you were feeling sick and since I was with you you just asked me to take you home.” 
“Alright, I guess that’s believable enough,” you answered and took his hand, allowing him to help you up from your seat. 
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Pairing: David Pastrnak x reader 
Type: Smut 
Warnings: Oral (f+m receiving), fingering, swearing, protected sex, hair pulling kink, cockwarming 18+ ONLY 
Word Count: 1.1k
Summary: You knew David was close to 500 career points, but you didn't expect him to reach that milestone in his first game back after being out for three weeks. The good mood he was in when he got home somehow became an even better mood when he saw you in nothing but a pair of heels and his jersey. 
Smut Prompt #8: “A beautiful sight, you wearing nothing but my jersey waiting for me”  Smut Prompt #15: “Pull my hair” 
A/N: I guess this is a part two to 200th. Also i am on my knees for pasta, literally would do anything for him
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David hummed to himself as he unlocked the apartment door and let himself in. He was in a good mood. His first game back after being injured against Detroit could not have gone better. He didn't expect to score the first goal of the game, but when you’re David Pastrnak anything can happen apparently. 
That anything can include coming home to seeing your girlfriend laying in the middle of your bed wearing nothing but a very sexy pair of heels and your jersey. David dropped his bag on the floor, his jaw hanging open. He shamelessly raked his eyes up and down your body. 
“What’s all this?” he asked once he found his voice. 
“You had a big game,” you responded in the best sultry voice you could muster. “I thought you deserved a little reward.” 
“A reward?” David hummed, a smirk pulling at the corners of his lips. He took a couple steps forward and knelt on the bed beside you. His finger tips lightly skimmed over your ankle. “A beautiful sight, you wearing nothing but my jersey waiting for me.” 
“I thought you might like it,” you responded, pushing yourself to sit up and meet his lips. David kissed you fervently. You moaned against him, hand coming to cup the back of his head and hold him in place. 
You used the leverage you had gained against him to flip him onto his back. 
“What’s all this?” he asked, tucking his arm behind his head and watching you get to work unbuttoning his pants. 
“You know how a milestone gets rewarded by now,” you smirked, pulling his pants and boxers down. His dick, hard and red, slapped against his stomach. David’s muscles tightened as the cool air of the room touched his tip. 
You licked your lips, practically able to see his dick throbbing with want. The man was insatiable, and you were fully prepared to have a long night. 
“Y/N, don’t just fucking look at it do something,” David’s voice was strangled.
“As you wish.” 
He moaned, loud and long as you licked a thick stripe up the underside of his dick along the vein. He gathered your hair in a ponytail and gripped it tight. You brought your mouth down on him, taking as much as you could. His moans were music to your ears as you bobbed your head up and down. You hollowed your cheeks every once in a while, making him moan a little louder each time. 
You knew David’s body so well that you could bring him to the edge and back three times before he started to get frustrated. And it wasn’t through his voice that you knew he was getting frustrated. It was when his hips would not stay still. He kept squirming, trying to find the right position in order to get some sort of relief. But every time he did you changed what you were doing. 
It wasn’t until he gripped your hair a little bit tighter that you finally took pity on him. You gripped the base of his dick and gave him short but firm squeezes and alternated between gently sucking his tip and giving him little kitten licks. David’s stomach tightened as he came. His eyes screwed shut and he let out a strangled moan. 
“Congratulations, baby,” your voice was hoarse as you crawled back up his body to whisper in his ear. 
“You are going to be the fucking death of me,” David all but growled. He kissed you passionately, his lips claiming you as his own. You whimpered and let him push you onto your back. His hands traced your sides before reaching the hem of the jersey. He lifted it over your hips 
“David,” you whimpered, snaking your hand into his hair as he lifted your legs onto his shoulders. You felt his breath on your dripping pussy before you felt his tongue. You jumped at the contact before allowing yourself to relax into his ministrations. 
He knew your body as well as you knew his. It made sex that much more pleasurable. You squirmed as he switched between licking and sucking your clit and blowing cool air on it. He threw his arm over your hips to keep you still. You moaned louder than you had since he started and tugged on your hair. 
David emitted a sound you’d never heard come from him before. He pulled away from your clit and looked up at you with dark, hooded eyes. 
“Pull my hair,” he commanded. You shuddered at the sound of his voice but gave the roots of his hair another yank nonetheless. His eyes rolled back and his muscles tightened. “Fuck.” 
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Friend From College
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Pairing: Jeremy Swayman x reader 
Type: Fluff 
Word Count: 1.9k
Warnings: Swearing
Summary: Jeremy was quickly adopted by his new Bruins teammates. And that comes with being harassed by Brad Marchand and eventually Nick Foligno until you invite your closest friend down to Boston during Christmas break to meet your new teammates. 
Request: Can you do 4 and 43 from fluff with swayman thank you in advance (from anon)
Fluff Prompt #4: “Is that my sweatshirt?” Fluff Prompt #43: “Will you two just kiss already?”
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Jeremy took a deep breath before walking into the locker room. For the past weeks, ever since Nick Foligno had walked in on him on FaceTime with you, he had been harassed about when he was “going to introduce us to your girlfriend, Swayman?” He was going to need all the luck he could get being around the team whenever there was even half a moment of silence. 
“Good practice, Sway,” Patrice greeted him with a nod. Jeremy’s shoulders relaxed. Bergy was one of the only ones to not give him a hard time. Although he didn’t exactly take steps to stop the heckling whenever it started. 
“Thanks,” Jeremy returned the greeting, taking a sip of his Dunkin coffee. 
“Oh, hey, I have an extra ticket to the game tomorrow if you want it, Stephanie said she’d reserve the seat beside her,” Bergy said before leaving. 
“Oh, sure,” Jeremy smiled. “Thanks, Cap.” 
“No problem,” Patrice gave Sway a subtle wink before walking out to the equipment room. 
Jeremy groaned. He knew exactly who Patrice wanted him to give that ticket to. But you were still in Maine with your family, you wouldn’t want to make that drive all the way down to Boston just for a hockey game. But then again, it was worth at least giving you a call, right? 
“If I don’t call her they’re never going to let me forget it,” he sighed and picked up his phone, knowing that if one of the friends he’d made in Boston showed up tomorrow night with that ticket he would never live it down. He was pretty sure their next steps were going to be going through his phone, finding your number, calling you themselves, and telling you they thought Jeremy liked you. And he could never live with himself if that happened. 
“Y/N! Your phone is ringing!” your little cousin yelled from the basement. You downed the rest of the drink in your glass before jogging down the stairs. 
“Hello?” you answered, not even bothering to glance at the caller ID. 
“Y/N!” Jeremy’s cheery voice was on the other end of the line. You smiled to yourself as you stepped into the toy closet to get away from the noise your younger family members were making. 
“Thank god you called me,” you sighed. “I’m hiding from the kids. You gotta get me outta here, Jeremy.” 
Jeremy’s chest warmed. 
“Well lucky for you Bergy just offered me a ticket for the game tomorrow night if you want to come down,” he said, applauding himself for the smooth offer. He knew, though, that if any one of the guys walked in he would instantly crumble. 
“Oh my god, please,” you were relieved. “I’m gonna drive down right now. Jeremy you have no idea how happy I am to get out of this reunion.” 
“Anything for you, Y/N,” he said. “Let me know when you’re thirty minutes out. You can just come straight to my apartment, I’ll send you the address.” 
“You’re a legend, Sway,” you said before hanging up and walking back up stairs. 
“Who was that sweetie?” your mom asked as you reached for your keys. 
“Jeremy,” you responded. “He invited me to the game tomorrow night. I’m gonna drive down this afternoon. I should be at his place by like eight. I’ll be back here on Monday.” 
“Have fun!” she told you as you walked out the door, knowing you were going to take any escape you could to get away from the extended family in town for the weekend no matter what she said. 
Jeremy was thankful that his mom forced him to buy one extra set of sheets than he thought he needed when he got home after practice. He was also thankful for his real estate agent for persuading him to get an apartment with a guest room. He set up the guest room before settling down on the couch. 
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Bloodied and Bruised
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Pairing: Matthew Tkachuk x reader 
Type: Fluff 
Warnings: Injury 
Summary: Matthew wasn’t usually accident prone, but this morning’s practice had him beat up in more than one way. He’d taken a puck to the knee, causing him to limp for the rest of the day. And he’d gotten an accidental high stick to the face, causing a small but nasty cut just above his eyebrow. You knew it was bothering him more than usual after he begged you to stay with him. 
Request: Hi can you write a Matthew Tkachuk imagine with the prompts 37 and 63 from your list where he had a rough practice and gets injured and you help bandage him up. You want to be there for him even though he usually keeps to himself but this time he needs comfort from his girlfriend with some cuddling please. Thank you! (from anon) 
Fluff Prompt #37: “Quit being such a baby and let me put a new Band-Aid on your face” Fluff Prompt #63: “Can you- do you want to- please stay with me, I don’t want to be alone”
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The front door creaked, announcing Matt’s arrival home from practice. You grinned and hastily wiped your hands on the towel you had over your shoulder before tossing it down to the island. When you saw Matt standing at the end of the hallway, shoulders slumped and head down, you knew something was wrong. 
“Matty, baby,” you hummed, brows furrowing in concern as you walked up to him. “What happened?” 
“Got a little banged up,” he mumbled. You cupped your hand around his jaw and moved his head so you could get a close look at the cut above his eyebrow. A small white Band-Aid was overing it, but a few drops of blood had already seeped through it. 
“I’m sorry, baby,” you wrapped your arms around his waist, expecting him to push you away like he always did when he was injured. But instead he melted into you, letting his head droop to your shoulder and his hands resting lightly on your hips. You knew the injury was bothering him. 
“You’re really warm,” he said, his voice muffled by your hoodie. 
“Come on, baby,” you took his hand and pulled him down the hallway to your bedroom. He followed like a puppy dog. You sat him down on the edge of the bed and went to retrieve the first-aid kit from where you’d stashed it under the sink. 
“What are you doing?” he asked as he watched you open it and pull out a package of Band-Aids. 
“Changing that Band-Aid,” you answered, flicking your eyes up to his cut. “There’s blood coming through it, if you keep it on it’ll get infected.” 
Matt pouted up at you. 
“Quit being such a baby and let me put a new Band-Aid on your face,” you said, crossing your arms over your chest. Matt smirked and kept his eyes on you as you carefully peeled off the white Band-Aid and replaced it with one of the new ones. 
“All better?” he asked. 
“All better,” you nodded and placed a gentle kiss over the Band-Aid. 
You turned around, ready to head back to the kitchen to finish making the mac n’ cheese you had started, when Matt’s hand latched around your wrist. You turned around, eyebrow raised in question. 
“Can you- do you want to- please stay with me, I don’t want to be alone,” he muttered, hanging his head. Your heart panged. There must have been something more to his injuries acquired at practice that a cut over his eye. 
“Did something else happen?” you asked, sitting down on the bed beside him. 
“It’s nothing,” he tried shrugging it off. “I just took a puck to the knee, that’s all. It’s not a big deal.” 
You watched as he pulled up the leg of the shorts he was wearing. An ugly purple bruise was starting to get darker. 
“I’m gonna go get you an ice pack,” you said, leaving before he got the chance to protest. When you got back you found his curled up in bed, cuddling a pillow. 
A smile shadowed your lips as you placed the ice pack on the bruise that was slowly forming on his left knee. The second Matt felt you near him he tossed aside the pillow and wrapped his arms around you instead. 
Matty was usually like a porcupine when he was injured, never wanting people around him. You had no idea what caused this change in him but you liked it and you didn’t want it to go back to the way it was. He almost never let you play with his curls but now he was humming in contentment as you raked your fingers through his hair and twisted the curls around your fingers. 
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Prompt #5 || Tuukka Rask
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Pairing: Tuukka Rask x Female!Reader
Prompt: “Ten pumpkins on our porch? That seems excessive.”
Word Count: 749
A/N: Yes, I know its December which would mean Christmas and winter themed fics (which by the way are coming) but I’ve been working on this for a while and my slow ass has finally finished it so here you go lol
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You were guilty. You and Tuukka had already gone to the pumpkin patch that previous week having settled on getting two pumpkins for your porch but once you got there you had changed your mind and after some begging you had gotten him to agree on four. Fast forward three or four days and here you were lugging six more pumpkins up the three steps and onto the porch while Tuukka was at the Warrior Ice Arena for practice. You placed them variously across the flooring before going inside once you were satisfied with how they looked.
About two hours later, Tuukka pulled into the driveway, raising his eyebrow as he slowly walked up the steps, his eyes scanning the deck in front of him. A smile pulled at his lips as he shook his head.
“Ten pumpkins on our porch? That seems excessive.” He called as he walked inside, closing the door behind him.
He heard you giggle from the kitchen and smiled more as he followed his favorite sound, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You feigned innocence.
He chuckled, welcoming your kiss when he approached you, “So, you have no idea where those six other pumpkins came from?”
You shook your head, “Not a clue.” You held his gaze but it inevitably made you erupt into laughter, “I couldn’t help myself.” You managed to say.
“You have a problem.” He smiled.
You laughed, “The only problem is that our porch isn’t big enough for any more.”
Tuukka raised his eyebrows, “Are you serious?”
Your eyes scanned the room before a wide grin spread across your face and he could practically see the wheels turning in your head.
“No.” He said instantly.
“But inside the house is-”
“No, Y/N.”
“But-”
He placed his hand gently over your mouth, “Listen to me. Listen closely to the words coming out of my mouth; No. More. Pumpkins.” He held your gaze as he spoke and kept it as he lifted his hand, “Okay?”
“Okay.” You sighed dramatically, making him chuckle.
Skip ahead to the following week when Tuukka came home with a few of the guys, Brad laughing as they stepped onto the porch.
“You were not kidding.” He said in amusement and Tuukka chuckled as he retrieved his keys from his pocket.
“I wish I was. She only just started doing this this year. I don’t know what happened between last October and this October that made her so obsessed with pumpkins, I- you have got to be kidding me.” He had cut himself off given the sight when he opened the front door.
Another ten or so pumpkins where scattered throughout the bit of the house he could see from the door. He ignored Brad’s laughing and Patrice nudging him as he told him to be quiet.
“Y/N!” You heard your husband and squealed as you jumped up from the couch and bolted to the front door.
“Tuukka.” You said, “Oh, hey guys.” You smiled at the four other men standing behind him and they greeted you variously through their amused giggles.
“Y/N, I’m going to walk through this house like I have never seen it before and if there is any more than one pumpkin in any room-”
“Does that mean I get to have one in every room?” You teased and Brad snorted as he erupted into laughter, earning another playful push from Patrice and a glare from Tuukka. Torey put his hand over his mouth as he stepped to his left to hide behind Pasta who was smiling widely as his eyes scanned the visible parts of the house.
“I told you no more pumpkins.” Tuukka stated as he raised his eyebrows, stepping more into the house as Patrice shut the door.
You tilted your head a bit, pursing your lips for a moment as you pretended to think, “You did not make that clear.” You shook your head a little.
“I didn’t ma-” He cut himself off, closing his eyes as he gently pinched the bridge of his nose, “I should’ve known it wasn’t gonna be that easy.” He stated.
Patrice, Marchand, Krug, and Pasta watched in amusement as their frustrated goaltender took a deep breath while you stared up at him with a proud smile playing on your lips.
“You really should’ve.”
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who's afraid of little old me?: nico x player!reader
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you stalked the comments under your post, whilst you knew you shouldn't have paid any attention to what was being said, you couldn't help yourself as curiosity got the best of you.
negativity is something everyone would tell you not to pay attention to but it was hard to do so when it was everywhere. it was as if the fans were ready to attack you at any point.
they didn't understand the hard work you put in to make it to the NHL. the blood, sweat and tears that went into ensuring your place in a professional hockey league.
the comments made by fans who didn't appreciate your hiatus were something you expected but after years of enduring such unnecessary hate, their comments only fuelled your want to play better in the season to come.
after giving birth to your daughter, you readied yourself for world championship games and surprised everyone when your name appeared on the list.
your interview was like a record scratch at a party. the interviewers asked about the influx of negativity towards you and you replied "who's afraid of little old me?"
they laughed it off as a joke but in your mind, you knew they should be.
the news of yours and nico's relationship spread like wildfire amongst the hockey community. adding the birth of your child made people question whether you were on the team for your skill or convenience.
whilst both of you were happy to be open about your relationship, you couldn't help but wonder why your name was the only one being tarnished.
"schatz, i will tell all of them to stop what they are saying. they wouldn't be true fans if they think it is okay to bring one of us down," nico promised one night.
you turned to him and smiled, placing a kiss on his lips. "you don't have to worry. it's not anything new,"
not only was your relationship the talk of the summer, but once the season had started paul bisonette made it his life's mission to make snide remarks about you relationship.
the jokes piled up as you played game after game, until one day you couldn't take it anymore. you sat in your apartment, tears streaming down your face as another joke made its way around the internet.
the devils were playing the rangers and body's were being thrown throughout the whole game. whilst you were a person who wasn't afraid to lay a hit, you steered away from fights.
but as a player from the opposing team chirped in your ear every moment he could, you dropped the gloves landing punch after punch until the referees pulled you apart.
in your post-game interview, a reporter asked what prompted you to start the fight and you answered. "I was tame, I was gentle 'til the circus life made me mean. it was about time I reminded everyone why I'm here,"
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no matter what you did, it seemed that the media was out to get you. now people were questioning your abilities as a mother as you continued on with your career.
"nico you tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is? every article about the devils has mentioned me in some and you can stand here and tell me that they didn't do it to hurt me," you screamed.
you came back to the season, feistier than before. showing everyone just how disturbed they made you. starting fights whenever and raking up your penalty minutes.
the older guys in the league (sidney crosby, matt martin and brad marchand) had all expressed their concern for the way you were acting and staged an intervention.
during the all-star break, they cornered you in your home and interrogated you about your behaviour. "we know what it's like to have all this media attention so you don't have to fight this on your own," matt prompted
you shrugged his hands off your shoulder and stood up. "all of you can talk about your difficulties but you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me. i'm always drunk on my own tears, isn't that what they all say?" you retorted, referring to your post-game interview where your frustrated tears were addressed by everyone.
as the season came to an end, the devils had clinched a playoff spot and you had been scratched the past five games. your behaviour had changed since your talk with sid, matt martin and brad but the three knew the media's words made a lasting impact on you.
so as the devils faced off against the penguins for the first round and reporters asked if you would play the way you have all season you replied, "I am the way I am because of the media. you all act afraid of me when this the a product of the belittling I received upon coming back,"
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