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4x03 | Isolation
#Farmer Daddy#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S4#excuse me but the nose™️#COLLARBONE THO#underrrated#his n e c k#oh...there's bram stoker knocking again#don't flash your chest at me you tart#would be a nice place to rest your face#im just sayin#spiky little curls#why ya gotta lean in a door way like that#it's me hi i'm the problem it's me#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#FOREARMS#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#that bottom lip is illegal#even in the apocalypse
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9x02 | The Bridge
#HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S9#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#here comes Papa Bear 🐻💖#oh lord he comin#💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#i will not beg for dick i will ask nicely one more time#RICHARD PLS#watching him walk is like when kaa does his snake hypno thing in the jungle book#it's been almost 5 years and this look still just DOES IT#me as the butt of the python#also rest your hand on my head#ya know ya know#form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt
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8x06 | The King, the Widow, and Rick
#*nature documentary narrator voice* a sweaty majestic beast emerges from the clearing#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S8#sweaty curls were the best ones#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#thick thighs save lives#he's so well proportioned stab me with a rake#throw me in the foliage over there#poison ivy?#lyme disease? i don't know her#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop
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5x15 | Try
#whose bed have your boots been under#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S5#ok linking it the other day made me want to gif it bigger so everyone's just gonna have to deal thank you#happy sinday babes#it's nice that you took up painting your jeans on richard#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#is this seat taken?#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#watching him walk is like when kaa does his snake hypno thing in the jungle book#put that tie to good use#look at his lil bowlegs#I'd wear his thighs like a scarf tbh#he's so well proportioned stab me with a rake#oh to just rest your head on his thigh and relax#Rick Give Me Head Til I'm Dead Grimes#...and whose heart did you steal i wonder
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6x07 | Heads Up
#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S6#keep me in the dad™ shirt pocket#dad™ pocket tees have no business looking that nice#but here we are#per usual#stop doing that with your mouth#form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#hot suburban dad in the backyard#thinking he's being handy but he's really not#*me peeking over the fence*#ARM VEINS#oh...there's bram stoker knocking again
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4x05 | Internment
#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see A MAN™#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S4#the first two gifs.....#watching him walk is like when kaa does his snake hypno thing in the jungle book#don't flash your sweaty chest at me you tart#form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#HE GLISTENS#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop
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"Chokehold's illegal, asshole." | 8x05
#rick swearing is supreme 🌟#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S8#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#sweaty curls were the best ones#more sweat and blood and grease than man#if I lay here.....if I just lay here....you could step on me and that'd be fine#*apologizes to snow patrol*#he looks like he needs a bath#i volunteer#Deluxe Bath for Rick Grimes#richard control your energy pls#that bottom lip is illegal#even in the apocalypse#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#rogue neck fuzzies i see you#he's so well proportioned stab me with a rake#growl and swear in my ear#......#tell everyone you saw me with the devil
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7x16 | The First Day of the Rest of Your Life
#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S7#form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt#the tapping finger on the python#throw me against that metal sheeting#tetanus? i don't know her#why do pushed up or rolled up sleeves have so much power#bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#H A N D S#hold my wrists instead#richard pls#just jut one hip out#it's fine#he's so well proportioned stab me with a rake#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop
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#here ya go! 💚#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S5#well this is nice#go away credits#ya those old quarter machine rides that used to be outside grocery stores?#yeah#i'm gonna need a roll of quarters#yeehaw#excuse me but The Nose™#dad™ pocket tees have no business looking that nice#is this seat taken?#can i sit on the bone throne#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#got post it flags all over his face and still hotter than u#Happy Sinday#time to do some bracketing#and i don't mean im playing fantasy sports#H A N D S#s t r a d d l e
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7x15 | Something They Need
#*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S7#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#PLEASE CONTROL YOUR HIPS my god#i'm like mesmerized#watching him walk is like when kaa does his snake hypno thing in the jungle book#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#right round those narrow hips#did you paint those jeans on or?#why do you have to walk like that#why do i have to feel every step#im fragile#hello effortless masculine energy#me as a gun strap#bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use#form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt#Oh Daddy by Fleetwood Mac
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8x15 | Worth
#rick's pecs: let me go#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S8#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#why is your shirt so snug richard#excuse me but The Nose™#me as the butt of the python#if you don't want to rest your face in his neck what are you doing#his hair would fluff so majestically when you wrangled that shirt off#profile that'd make renaissance sculptors green with envy#put him on a postage stamp#rick grimes' face revives the postal service#can you make one of these at Build A Bear?#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#who tf walks like that#like why is that necessary#saw a patch that said Give Me Head Til I'm Dead once#gonna sew it to his jeans
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5x16 | Conquer
#RICHARD PLS#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S5#oh lord he comin#i would have flung myself over the railing#sir control your energy#the energy that got a much of dudes much bigger than you to stand in awe as you went past#why am i suddenly kneeling on the floor#please look at me like that#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#only he could have this BDE and this swagger while having lil post it flags on his face#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake
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6x12 | Not Tomorrow Yet
#RICHARD YOUR ENERGY#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S6#daddy's had enough#rick's in church bout to make him call out for god#i'm sorry#tell everyone you saw me with the devil#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger#sounds fake#🎵 the way you move ain't fair ya know#HIS PRESENCE AND POWER#ARM VEINS#why are necks attractive i'm not a vampire#even his adams apple is nice i hate myself#'Even His *Blank* Are Nice I Hate Myself' the title of my TED talk#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#...i don't remember that tag but it certainly sounds like me#gonna invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use first though#lips brought to you by Mattel
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5x12 | Remember
#kiss me by sixpence none the richer#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S5#happy sinday#bless your long torso which allows your jeans to hang so low without the alarm bells sounding#hello illac furrow adonis belt v lines whatever the crap you wanna call them#HELLO TO THEM#HI CHIN DIMPLE#ya ever want to worship someone's torso#the space below his bellybutton tho#gonna hang out there#GRIZZLY MAN SURE WASHES UP WELL#when you just have the urge to rub your hands all over something#he's so well proportioned stab me with a rake#WET CURLS#the mold broke.....not it didn't you couldn't even make a mold#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#i need to stop staring before my eyes bleed#anyone got a quarter to bounce off that chest
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𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑬𝒑𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒅𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔 | [25/?]
#HOT SUBURBAN DAD AT THE BARBECUE#Rick Grimes#*#rickstills#rg#S5#my favorite guilty pleasure#rick with his hands on his hips tho#Richard pls#ready to make you spill the potato salad#when he walks in#profile that'd make renaissance sculptors green with envy#hello effortless masculine energy#H A N D S#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#lets wander back to the laundry room#or the broom closet#the alcove under the stairs idgaf#scandalize the neighborhood
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𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑬𝒑𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒅𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔 | [24/?]
#THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S6#rickstills#ARM VEINS#a tshirt that actually fits well#FOREARMS#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#H A N D S#thick thighs save lives#ya ever just want to rub someone's forearm#have i hacked tumblr's broken garbage problem they refuse to fix#wow putting my url on it made it actually appear on my dash#at this point i don't care i will do anything to fix this crap#that vein down his arm tho#i really need to check that i'm not a vampire or something#bout to refurbish my legs as a hula hoop#Rick Grimes speaking to the primal cavewoman part of my brain#what else is new#throw me right on the altar#tell everyone you saw me with the devil
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