Burt Sampson?!?!?!

please look at my friend's dumbass bong

Cowabunga!

now for a prelim in which i thought of all the guys myself. as in, i looked on the wiki and i used the names i found funniest. thsc has banger names tbh. good job puff

Silly Name Tournament Prelims: The Henry Stickmin Collection

the amount of entries in the main bracket depends on how the entries per fandom poll turns out!

BORT SAMPSON

Bort Sampson doesn't have a cow 🐮

Happy 4th of July from Bort Sampson by Julius von Brunk Via Flickr: Bort Sampson video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUpZptOJ82U Happy 4th of July, but just be careful when lighting off fireworks: you might accidentally take someone's eye out. Just a quick vignette featuring my Bort Sampson and Milhaus Van Haussen puppets getting into a happy little accident on America's birthday.

bort sampson

Happy 4th of July, but just be careful when lighting off fireworks: you might accidentally take someone's eye out.

sorry forgot to add where he’s from. Found in Tennessee. At a City Thrift. So hellish. He was TWENTY dollars.

90’s kids when they realize they never found out who let the dogs out:

ＢＯＲＴＳＩＭＰ ＫＡＩＪＵ．

DON’T GIVE A FUCK, MAN.

Got trigger happy with the ol’ colours...

stupid post 1

a few of my favorite children. thinking about making a companion piece that covers the rest because really, how can you choose