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buck1eys · 7 months

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completely unrealistic ofmd season 2 wishlist bc why not:

stede getting white girl wasted at a party on a beach and speedrunning embarrassing teenage party antics i.e. wild dancing followed by a dmc about his feelings on a piece of driftwood followed by chucking up against a palm tree

extremely overdramatic marine fight scene to an abba song with lots of longing looks between the couples

frenchie and olu pyramid scheme part 2

izzy finding closure as one of the girls with anne bonny and mary reed

whole crew drag show (feels like we might actually get this) with wee john feeney serving 100%

fang adopting a new dog

the 'culture of abuse' joke stede makes in 1x01 is returned to in devastating, life altering depth for blackbeard

edward teach earring collection

tearjerk closer to 'come on up to the house' by tom waits

#ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #izzy hands #fang ofmd #oluwande boodhari #frenchie ofmd #*mp #queueing this for later but just know this #i have had much run 2nite

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trickstermelon · 4 years

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Ace and Sabo! :D

Ace-how i feel about this characterevery day i just want to. hug him. he deserves so much better and also a decade of therapy, that funky little cowboy……

all the people i ship romantically with this characterSanji- thank u animation team for that filler, they r idiots... . . flirtin... Marco- So kiss the misfits, dance with the punks, hug the junkies, dropouts and drunks, raise your fist up, scream all at once, and feeeeeeel alriiiiiightDeuce- it’s just that damn first mate/captain trope they’re just. ALSO speedrun enemies to helpless pining to lovers. really gay dudes. bros. lads

my non-romantic otp for this character *cracks knuckles* Bonny- THEY ARE. BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE I SAID SO, dine and dash gambling buddies, like to meet up, throw down and rob rich people every chance they getWB- You are my daaaaad you are my dad (boogie woogie woogie) Thatch- *tries to say something but starts crying and can’t stop*Robin: oh god they would have gotten along

my unpopular opinion about this characterhis fashion sense is atrocious. i adore it

one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon- i dont hate his death as a narrative thing but i just wish we really got to know him, he should have stuck around the whole alabasta arc in the manga, let him have some side-quests with luffy, get an earlier introduction to blackbeard n some of the WBP. let him hang w the crew the whole time on his way to beat ass_______

Sabo-

how i feel about this characterhe’s the worst but in the oh fuck you’re legit kinda terrifying way. i love him he’s such a fucking nerd n got the actual fashion sense. carries all the brain cells none of the emotional rationality

all the people i ship romantically with this characterKoala- asshole soulmates babey… Sanji- listen theyre just so similar theres a bunch of spring off here. too similar probably Marco: fight fight fight fi

my non-romantic otp for this characterRobin- sabo has a long rube-goldburg-style plan to get her to adopt himLaw- can u imagine. the chaos. the tom fooleryHack, Dragon, Kuma, Ivan- You are my daaaaad you are my dad (boogie woogie woogie) Deuce: they have frequent like, 3 day writing lockdown sessions where they hole up in one house and come out looking like drunk raccoons

my unpopular opinion about this characteri dont think hes. always morally good on a small level?? very very big picture dude which i Respect, i need to read his stuff properly. but he’s grey af

one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canonbitches be shoppin and are perfectly fine rn– oda tell me where the fuck he and vivi arei want shanks to adopt him for some reason just seems like it’d be funONE DAY. ONE DAY I WILL DO AN ANALYSIS ON SABO N ACES PERSONALITY SWAP FROM CHILDHOOD TO ADULTHOOD N THEIR FOILED TEMPERMENTS…

#Anonymous #these are becoming slowly incoherent #portgas d ace #revolutionary sabo #one piece

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