QSMP x PORTAL AU

ok ok, so hear me out ^ both aperture and the federation have vvery similar vibes, with the white walls, extremely dubious morality and silly little creatures that they employ. (theres even this beta intro that is some disfruta la isla type shit, like; a fake island? that fits so well) Aperture is still called Aperture, but there's a subset within Aperture called the Federation! The Federation controls mostly managerial work and Human Resources, their manager is The Duck/Pato, and although they are indeed an AI, they are not the GLaDOS of this au! :D The EGGS (Encouragement for Generalized Groups) are part of a new joint testing initiative, where they try and motivate you to test by making it so that if you don't complete 3 tests a day, your Robo-Child might die! Egg partners all get a unique gun and or tool along with a portal gun to make all of their tests unique! (Such as Slime & Mariana having a Gel Gun and a Portal Gun & Roier and Jaiden having a portable Excursion Funnel and Portal Gun) the GLaDOS of this au is called BLUEBRD (Biotechnical Logic Upload (with a) External Branching Research Database) and you can probably guess who it is just by the name lol. I wanted Jaiden to be the GLADOS solely because of the 'Welcome back' scene and how in the opening of portal 2 the facility is in such disrepair, and i think it would be neat if the BLUEBRD chassis is empty at the start :) Cellbit would be Rattmann ofc, maybe Romero Richas could handle the more artistic side of Rattmann? (or being the oracle turret!) I'll ramble on a bit more abt this stuff under the cut, but hoo boy i have a lot of ideas

The Island: The Island was their starting chambers all clumped together, hosted on a fake island with a fake sky/biosphere. The Wall is a huge chunk of testing rooms splitting the biosphere in half. The islanders take a little longer to break the wall in this one, having been paired off and given the eggs early. They could sometimes do double tests and could talk to eachother through the panels though :) Brazilians were a chunk of subjects that accidentally crashed into the side of the biosphere? unintentional but it opened the facility up for all the other residents for them to explore, although The Island is often the main meetup point and is one of the safest places in the facility. The French were a group of subjects that were intentionally dropped through the top of the biosphere by the Feds. and the most recent batch of frozen islanders were stored in one of the Old Aperture vaults, probably a ways away from The Island. Being so close to the depths of aperture also brought on the Codes. Mobs are still a problem on the Island, being modified wildlife that has grown within the sphere, or sometimes being entirely artifical creations. Their parts are useful for jerryrigging gear and such, but they're dangerous. The rain is sprinklers :) Codes / Binary Entities: The Codes usually reside in Old Aperture and are far more common down there. They're mishmashed amalgamations of broken screens displaying binary and wires, usually using a husk of a mob (or prototype egg/egg) as a shell and or protection. Its unclear if they were a Aperture experiment went wrong, a worm/virus that has spread itself too far or a old security measure. They have been slowly making their ways upwards from OA, disturbed by all the commotion of the feds and islanders, slowly becoming more and more of a problem. Some of them have been hijacked by the feds, but it's hard to tell between them and the more feral codes. thats all i have for rn but im still cooking.. neurons are firing monkeys on typewriters type beat

I got heartgold in the mail (ty to a friend who traded with me!!) so now I can start over on both HGSS with blue bird and snow bird :^)

The downside is that I can’t fit Blue Bird or Snow Bird’s name in the game so I had to opt for Bluebrd and Snowbrd

I could’ve went with BluBird and SnoBird but I already got lucky with an adamant female totodile on blue bird’s game so it is what it is :^)

already decided blue bird would have a totodile while snow bird would have chikorita!

@bluebrd​ ;;  nonverbal prompts (still accepting) 96﹕ Dick tackles Bucky out of the way of danger.

                      Bucky thinks he's having quite a nice day so far, all things considered, because he picked up some delicious plums on the farmers market and also has a bag full of clean clothes still warm from the laundromat's dryer, and he is a guy who's glad about these simple things because he knows what it's like to be hungry and have filthy clothes. So again, it's a good day. Then it all goes to shit.

                     He is on his way home when he sees a very slow driving truck sneaking down the street. There's an aggressive pickup car right behind it, whose driver seems to be fed up with the speed ---- he floors the gas pedal and passes the truck and doesn't seem to realize that Bucky is fucking walking here. He stops and stares and prepares himself to, like, jump over the fucking car, when he's knocked right off his feet. He crashes into the house wall next to him, drops plums and clean clothes, and then lands on his ass. The pickup zooms past him with a lot of wild honking. "What the fuck," Bucky says with feeling, looking at the guy that just shoved him out of the way. There are three of Bucky's boxer briefs in the middle of the sidewalk. Plum sticks to two of them.

"     aren't   we    in     a     good      mood      today    ?     "     @bluebrd​

     rain pours relentlessly        in     𝗴𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗺    /     along    with    tears   of   misery   in     those    cursed   streets   like   the   wet   pavement   reflects   the lights     :      their eyes mirrored the prize for the taking  .      their    excitement     comes     aborted      with    a    petty    entrance   of    a    local     jester    (     a   mask    &    fun    colors    )         ,         a     corrupt      occasion    !        〟  i   am   .   .   .     (        ᵒʳ   ʷᵃˢ        )    ---      𝗧𝗜𝗟     𝗜    𝗦𝗔𝗪    𝗔     𝗕𝗟𝗨𝗘     𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗧      𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚     --   --    〞  

𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚍: "𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒 𝚕𝚒𝚎?"

personally , foggy can think of plenty of reason to lie , especially for someone young & dumb . which foggy considers any under 25 to be .  “maybe you were scared ?”