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thesupernaturalhouse · 25 days

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(I feel like Rosie would like, totally see Vaggie jsut being absolutely pathetic during/after the meeting and ask what's wrong-)

Rosie after the chaos meeting: Oh sweetheart, what's wrong?

Vaggie in a squeaky voice: I jsut found out I'm in overlord- i don't know what's going ok- I don't understanddddd

Rosie: oh you poor thing-

Whispering over vaggies head: Alastor, what did you do?? She looks like you just told her you killed her entire family!

Alastor smugly: Hmmm, I think there'd be more screaming and crying if I did that....no, I just told her she was an overlord!

Rosie: true, but Alastor.

Alastor: what!? She wanted to know!

Rosie: Mmm, still you were never good at breaking bad news-

Alastor mumbling to himself: its funny seeing them panic when being told bad things from someone in a calmly :³

Rosie: -Also, you should come visit, the town isn't the same without your lively presence!

Alastor: I'll make sure to mark a day on the calendar! My dear!

Rosie: good good- now, how do we help her calm down she looks liek she's having a panic attack

Pathetic wet cat Vaggie frozen and just trying to process everything

Alastor:...she looks fine to me

Rosie: Alastor.

Alastor: heavy sigh fineeeee

Bonus:

Rosie: Al you've got to stop traumatizing children/teens

Alastor: Im not trying to!!

Rosie looking at vaggie: uhhhhh huh

Part 3 | Part 4(here!) | Part 5

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #accidental overlord vaggie au #vaggie and alastor are so big brother -little sister coded to me #same goes for angle dust and vaggie tbh #and that goes for every au btw-#Anyways as you can tell the au is taking a different path then canon #Aunt Rosie just sees Vaggie and immediately knows she needs therapy #Alastor totally traumatized Vaggie on purpose. But if he said that Rosie would kick his ass. Even though she is an adult women!!#Rosie could care less about her actual age

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gasstationclown · 3 months

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is this anything

standard practice

bubble bath for torbek, stupid hawaiian shirt for torbek (i didnt draw a pattern you just have to imagine), bow in hair for torbek

working hard

and the full thing

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fazuellibutbayonetta · 9 months

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@moth--knight I swear to god this is what these all feel like 😭😭😭

#bayonetta #bayonettafanfic #fanfic #art #sketch #ofc I don't see them as MONSTERS #I just think those images with big monsters with captions like “Short guy” - “Tall woman in heels” are funny #and damn if I'm not a short guy while XilianX and Moth_Knight are tall women in heels #I actually went to the hospital twice while reading Where the Lobelia Would Grow and my house flooded around that same time #and it was actually pretty funny tbh #Night I Stand still haunts my ass #and it doesn't help that for some godforsaken reason I decided it was a good decision to listen to Pitbull's Fireball while reading it #now every time I listen to Fireball I am reminded of blood and darkness and death #so I'll take the L ig

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pollencoveredman · 9 months

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#iasip #macdennis #polls #i really want dennis to cry but tbh at the same time i would be giggling so hard if it was bc of pollen 😭😭#made such a big deal of it in chokes only to never ever speak it of it again dramatic ass

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hasarjunadoneanythingwrong · 2 years

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what's that insane theory about archer juna's np?

ok. so

you know how this is titled pashupata and the game treats it as pashupata and everyone refers to it as pashupata?

i dont actually think its pashupata.

cause here's the thing: i KNOW that hindu mythology is heavily nerfed in fgo but arjuna never even used pashupata when he was alive. like not in response to ANYTHING. even when ashwatthama killed his unborn grandchild he used the brahmashirsha astra in response-that was still incredibly deadly and powerful, but it was also still LESS powerful than pashupata. this is the personal weapon of shiva and kali that he only managed to get through completing heavy penances-no one else in the mahabharata had it and in other texts iirc only rama and a sage, Vishvamitra, also possessed it.

it was easily leaps and bounds stronger than vasavi shakti, despite what fgo may say, and could literally destroy the universe if used carelessly. id honestly say if we were putting up a comparison to a fgo weapon to it ea would be the closest thing-it was basically unavoidable, unresistable, and destroyed everything in it's path. and he knew this and so didnt use it bc in the context of the wars he fought in it wouldlve been massive overkill, and he was pretty responsible all things considered with the weapons he used

but like, hes ok with letting mages potentially command him to use it against their enemies? this incredibly powerful attack gifted to him by shiva that could obliterate the universe? like ignoring the logisitics of the fact they'd probably need a boatload of mana, and that the earth has protections in place to prevent gil or whoever from going 'lol' and laser beaming it in twain, why would mr 'thanks for the wmd but i will not be using it' suddenly ok the use of it for a bunch of backstabbing self-serving mages who would sacrifice their own children for a chance at upping their magical power?? like 'oh yes zouken, i'll use pashupata to blow up that orphanage for you right away. clearly this is a good use of this holy astra bestowed upon me by the gods :)'

imo he looked at his legend, looked at the fact anyone who looked into him would know about the fact that he'd have that astra, and renamed one of his less potent attacks 'pashupata' so that when he was ordered to use it he could follow their command WHILE also not fucking. using pashupata for incredibly petty and asinine reasons. like do we really think the average mage can tell the difference between the different astras anyway? no. hes gonna do that so when they pop their command seals and yell at him to use pashupata he can be like 'of course master :)' while also not going against his principles as like. person who was given a turbo nuke and was like 'yeah theres no reason to use this against normal people' like COME ON

though tbh i do still think he has access to pashupata as an archer-like when he blew up the 18 demon pillars that. that seems more like something he might actually have used it for.

i know that this theory has no water bc every time he's referred to it there's been nothing to suggest his np wasn't pashupata, its been described and treated in his materials as pashupata, plus parvati ALSO makes note of him having it and it being pashupata. it just bugs me that they shoved it on him as his generic np and also massively undersold it when he has like 4000 other big explody attacks that couldve been slotted in just as well, and when its a legitimately interesting fact that he never used it in his lifetime.

#lasengle stop underselling juna challenge difficulty: impossible #youd think theyd at least make note of it in his bio like how they did w ash and his big wheel but nope. gotta devote all that space to k #my other insane theory is juna wrote his profile at 2am on a pstd-induced guilt spree which is why its #a) all about how he 'unjustly' murdered poor karnie #b) has a bunch of weird ass inconsistencies like it accidentally made him k's uncle and says duryo was like a dad to k when k was the older #im not joking about arjuna accidentally being made karna's uncle in his bio btw #it lists his dad as 'king kuru' which was like his grandpa which would have made him karnas uncle instead of his brother. his dad was pandu #i wish theyd rewrite bios tbh his is. a nightmare like why #but yeah my theory is 2am hell guilt trip he wrote while crying into his desk which is why its so biased #look if youre fighting a guy and ask to stop to fix ur tire and he says no #and you then stop and turn your back to him anyway to fuck w your tire #what the hell do you expect to happen? karna was a dipthong #'uh ik i beat up and murdered ur kid when he was in the same position w like 20 other guys but can u please give me 5 min?'#'uhhh (hey krishna what should i- (DUDE JUST SHOOT HIM TF-))'#and then no one shuts up about you shooting him ever again but conveniently they all forget about the shit he did #lmao if i were arjuna id be so tired #'yeah i was told it was my moral duty to shoot him but once i did no one ever let it go ever'#my asks #i did say this was insane. sorry

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bosspigeon · 4 months

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got to play a little bit of bg3 again and i switched gears and made a different character just for funsies and he is yet another Dark Urge only this time he's a big dumb dragonborn and he's going for Gale

#pidge babbles #NEW OC NEW OC NEW OC #as if i needed more 😅#oc: vvornth #HIS NAME IS VVORNTH #he's a paladin and he will eventually be an oathbreaker #tho tbh? debating going barbarian ngl #i just... like paladins...#but he's kind of a himbo???#turns out if you give him amnesia he's just kind of a friendly jock #started out going very scary black dragonborn black metal album cover lookin ass but then im just like #what if he is just a friendly boy #what if he's basically a big dumb golden retriever of a man #who just happens to have some darkness within him #ngl i love him #my cousin let me come over and play on her ps5 again yippeeee #played basically the same 5-6 hours of the game i did with pyre lmao #i also had tl delete my lyre save but its fine #bc his playthrough i have a more scripted idea of how its gonna go #and with Vvornth i can just kinda wing it lmao #make decisions i would make rather than what i think the character would #see pyre would not go icepick lobotomy with volo #vvornth absolutely would

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blackbirdblackbird · 2 years

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kara: how did you keep reign contained?

lena: she's a kryptonian kara, how the fuck do you think?

#lena: I tried to stop the villain and save my friend.#kara: how could you do this to me personally #tbh I think the best thing a this point would've been lena revealing she's always known #partly bc she could get a version of 'what's your real name' where she just calls her kara to her face #which might kick kara's ass into not being dumb #but also bc it could play out more or less the same #but then there's a confrontation later #lena showing up at kara's apartment like I can't do this anymore #and she has this whole big speech which includes something like #I thought we were friends. I thought... I thought I loved you.

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lucysweatslove · 7 months

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I told my best friend about some of the school shit and how I’ve felt a little micro-aggressed and discriminated against bc disability.

Her: “I will fucking slap a bitch.”

Me: “At least I have two friends who actually care and value me for me and don’t suck and aren’t performative and just like, value being a good human.”

Her: “I mean, I try. It’s hard when others suck and you want to punch their face.”

☠️☠️☠️

#I know I talk a lot about it lately and tbh i think I’m annoying some people IRL #like they don’t reallly GET it and they think like #‘but why are you leaning so heavily into your disability and autism?? it’s not that deep’#‘nobody means any harm and it’s not the same as [insert other bias here]’#never claimed it was comparable to other prejudices and will never compare it #but yeah I’m gonna speak out because it is part of my identity and discrimination hurts??#im not ‘leaning into it’ because I’m a special snowflake or whatever tf you think #I’m ‘leaning into it’ because it’s part of my identity and experience and so many people are harmed by the biases and it’s not right #it’s not quirky or cute for me but a real ass disability #and newsflash!!! disabilities ARE still treated awfully!#not just mine but like all of them!!#’i don’t speak up because it’s not a disability to me and it’s not a big deal’#okay congrats I’m glad you are doing well in the world! doesn’t mean other people aren’t hurting #I love that you’re doing well and it’s not a big deal to you- truly love that for you and want to hear the good things!!!#but all voices matter mean ALL voices matter including ones you disagree with #I will happily listen to your voice; give me the same courtesy back #when you fail to hear those discriminated voices you perpetuate their discrimination #sorry I’m ranting again

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will-you-pick-me · 11 months

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CREATOR OF WEATHERING FEELINGS IS HERE TOO

#mun talks #i think i need a designated fan freakout tag at this point #ive sent you ASKS i have stared at those mens DICK BULGES (theyre very good) and now i am being watched as i flounder #i can only hope that all of you feel just the same as i do about not knowing what the hell you're doing #but for real the imposter syndrome is kicing my ass lmao this used to be only like 6 people big and now there's OVER 50 OF YOU ALL #this is blowing up so quickly and i'm equally honored and stoked as i am afraid tbh i hope this turns out well #and that you all have fun once its finally released #also i promise i am poking the one other person working on this to get those custom emotes done for the server before it's pre-launched #once they're done i will do that semi-release you all voted for aaaaaa---

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camping-with-monsters · 10 months

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UH UH JUST A COUPLE OFFHAND CYRMIC DOODLES

This one’s somewhat of a comic but uh—

#Nottie thinks his tails are fun to play with.#She’s so kitty kitty and he’s so cat toy.#Cyrmic’s also surprisingly easy to fluster but he’ll totally try to mask it #he’ll also totally fail at masking it cause his face blushes like a motherfucker #he can take compliments all day but eventually he’s gonna crash into a “oh good heavens!” type of mindset #he will literally burry his face into his fluff and fur boa like 😳😵‍💫#with the last comic?? I don’t even know man #Rupert saw a random man lifting his daughter up like “OY!!!!”#imagine the sounds of smacking someone and pillow fighting at the same time #that’s what it would sound like if Rupert fought Cyrmic #((spoilers: Cyrmic would actually get his ass kicked lol))#I think Cyrmic honestly does surprisingly well with children??#he kinda has mixed opinions on them though #he thinks they’re cute when they’re actually sweet and well mannered #but he can’t stand it when they act out or have temper tantrums or scream and cry #drives this man absolutely insane #but at least he’s good at keeping his composure shoukd he ever be caught in the midst of something like that #also I’m not misjudging the size of Cyrmic’s hands when drawing them #he just. kinda has big hands y’know #tbh I gave him those hands cause I wanted another character with Nottie’s hand type because I actually love drawing her hands a lot #needed more reasons to draw hands like those tee hee #Cyrmic Danderdilly #Rupert Snapdragon #Forget-Me-Not #Nottie #Bliss #ocs #original characters #original stories #The Kiwi Draws

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ayyponine · 11 months

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girl help im going back n forth on whether or not i should send an email to thank the beautiful man fr letting me join the drawing session last week (more info on that entire situation here and here) and letting him know i probably wont be back but appreciate having had the experience either way. great or horrible idea leave a comment or DM to lmk.

#anyway more nuance on the whole situation is this. i am very single and this guy keeps being on my mind but i do not have any read on him #the last contact we had was me makin an ass of myself by going like hehe yeah this was nice everyone was nice ok yall have a nice evenin bye #while my heart was like visibly pounding out of my chest and u could probably see on my face i was internally thinking girl shut UP!!! LEAVE #so im like ok either hes weirded out by me so let me say thx AGAIN now in a composed way AND giving him peace of mind knowing i wont be back #unless?? i was not as awkward as i thought & get reassured i can return any time and then i could still b like thanks! and just Not go #i mean even then he might say it's fine even if he IS uncomfrtable w me just to 1. be nice and 2. make money w a participant locked in yknow #it does NOT help that the line btwn casual and professional was like NOT there btw its him just hosting the event as we all do our art idkkk #anyway if you THINK youve PROBABLY been a lil off is it better to 1. have a do-over and get closure or 2. fuck off forever hoping u never #like EVER run into the dude again and be awkward AGAIN bc well! u live in the same city and are both into art so?? there IS a possibility #I CAN SEE THE PROS AND CONS OF BOTH OPTIONS REALLY #yay for sending email: get a response get some clarity NOW. nay for sending email: girl u met him twice. please. leave the stranger alone <3 #the one positive abt me feeling Dumb and Embarrassing is at least every time i think back i heave a Big Ole Sigh. feels nice tbh feels good #sad part is i rediscovered how much i love doing art and want to improve. would love to return it was so cheap.. pleek ill get over my crush

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damnprecious · 11 months

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you know what, I don't even care that Finland lost hockey to Canada tonight, I'm just out here cheering for Latvia, good job lads!!!!

#noopa rambles #ice hockey #iihf world championships #of course it doesn't hurt that latvia beat sweden lmaoooo #no but I Love when the underdogs beat one of the Big Favourites #it brings me so much joy #apparently it's the first time Latvia is progressing to the semi finals and that's amazing #tbh it's such a shame the finals will be played at tampere and not at riga #I wish latvia the best of luck #same goes to germany #not me hoping for germany-latvia final match #go and kick some north american ass my lads #no but jfjhfg I figured finland would lose today bc they really haven't been at their best in this tournament #but sweden losing is so so so damn sweet I don't give two shits about finland rn

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haemosexuality · 2 years

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i have finally made a kin list

OH ALSO susie from deltarune too

#not to self diagnose but all of these characters have one thing in common and its that theyre so autistic #except maybe amethyst. idk tbh i never stopped to think ab it #glimmer USED to be here but only when i was younger #also theres prob way more that im forgetting these r just the ones from the top of my head #anyways. heres why i relate to them eleven- socially awkward as fuck ans feels alienated from other ppl #kris-weird ass kid. shitposter. gamer. emo. loves caos. probably bites ppl. weird. weirdo. in every single way theyre just literally me bro #catra- shes been my favorite character and i was so obsessed with her for so long that i projected on her so much she became me on my head #also. anger issues a bit/in love with her best friend who didnt like her the same way and she got angsty ab it (adora did love her but #catra didnt know)/was a bad friend bc of all her shit and had to learn to be a better one and apologize/lesbian/mentally ill #scorpia- was so obsessed with someone that she let that take over her life and destroy her self esteem/said someone was going through a lot #and ended up hurting her bc of their erratic and self destructive behavior/she then stopped talking to said friend bc of the toll being #there for them was taking on her mental health/also socially awkward af+bad at conversations and at boundaries #luz- weird and cringe tho luz is in a more extroverted way while im a MAJOR introvert #oh yeah kris is also quiet and doesnt talk to ppl. thats me #yuri- HYPERFIXATIONS and being socially awkward. not knowing how to talk to ppl at All #amethyst- oh boy. ill just say this: ''Admit it! I'm just an EMBARRASSMENT for you!'' ''you want to pretent like none of this eeeever #happened! you think im just a big mistake!!'' ''I NEVER ASKED FOR IT TO BE THIS WAY... I NEVER ASKED TO BE MADE''#''go away. im bad and you shouldnt be around me.'' i could be here all day #entrapta- remember when she said ''i just wasnt suited for friendship''. problems with making and maintaining friendships/ppl thinking shes #weird and talkng ab her+treating her like that even tho shes their ''friend''/being generally kind of weird and Different #(shes autistic. thats it thats what i relate to i am the same way bestie)#susie: uuuh ppl all saw her as angry and she kept being bad at things so she just started being angry all the time and stopped trying. same #yk that post that is like susie felt like she was bad all her life so she just embraced it? yeah. also bad at school and she/him lesbian

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kashilascorner · 2 years

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i'm sorry to say that this trend to cast poc actors for roles who were originally played by white people or are said not to be poc in the original material........ Is starting not to sit right with me. Not because poc actors take over those roles, but because it's just such a cheap way to gain "woke" points or say "here!! Look how diverse we are!!" without actually changing anything. The originals remain the same. The production team and writing team remain white. There's no real change. I just think it's so like manupulative in a way. Genuinely happy that poc actors get that paycheck tho!!

#it depends on the context tbh because for big classics like idk shakespeare or big culture phenomenons like barbie or whatever it just #makes sense and it's basically a good opportunity to use a re-imagining #I'm referring more to other contexts. i guess i could say the same thing about making female versions of characters 🤔#anyways this particular post was prompted by suddenly getting the news that interview with the vampire is being adapted #into tv. and the guy that will play louis is raleigh richie and i mean it when i say i do like him for the role #but listen. why. then you see the headwriter and producer and they're all white. plus it just..... lowkey.... makes no sense?#interview with the vampire is not so implicitly racist lol like. louis owned a whole ass plantation in louisiana? slaves and all?#so yes making louis black in the year of our lord 2022 just feels cheap (and I'm sorry about it because again i do think #raleight ritchie is otherwise a fit choice for the role!!#also when these casts come up they're always controversial for the racists and tbh i wouldn't be surprised if #racist reaction / backlash = show or movie performs worse = execs justify it on the leads being poc is the thing that doesn't sell lol #blabla

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spicebiter · 2 years

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S2E4 of Breaking Bad should've been titled 'Jesse Pinkman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day'

#breaking bad #like to be fair walt is pretty much just experiencing the consequences of his actions #i mean skylar is going all out with the passive aggression and all that could be handled better but yknow #walt trying to gaslight her is yikes too #jessie is just also experiencing the consequences of walt's actions which sucks so much #lost all his money and his house #with his parents being more focused on how his actions damage their reputation than what they mean for his life #'a dea agent came to our door' yeah for non dea related reasons?#like obviously there's some sort of baggage there but that whole 'why are you like this line'#with it already being shown how they treat his brother and you just KNOW they never supported jessie's art the same way #that just blows #and then his old friend's wife having him kicked to the curb #and his bike and the few possessions he had getting stolen #and then the clothes he's wearing literally the only things he has getting covered in shit #and sleeping on cardboard in a gas mask and waking up with a gun pointed at him #and getting reamed by walt for a lot of bullshit because walt thinks he's the big dog of the outfit and generally being an asshat #its so cathartic when jessie starts kicking his ass tbh #spiced

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fifizero · 4 months

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I do have an uncontrollable obsession with csm women

#fifitolks #I’m not a big fan of fumiko #I mean I feel like ppl demonize her #but in reality she did the same thing as Makima #who im obviously not gonna like #DEFEND but #she’s more liked I guess? idk #i just think to have a good evil character you gotta include #evil actions #like unlike Makima with fumiko #we knew from the start she was bad news #so we never got a chance to like her? but now idk she’s kinda sympathetic #she’s getting her ass kicked rn #kinda funny tbh #anyways done ranting #bye

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