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throwingideasatthewall · 3 years

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Clone Wars Water War/Gungan Attack

Oh a mix-ed episode we haven’t had one of those in a while

Can’t remember if it was any good,

think it had something to do with the clones which was al right,

But other than that,

I-can’t remem- ber-

- Least it wasn’t on the tox list; (Something about rookies?)

Aight

Young-

Body-

I was honestly expecting Jar jar Binks,

You know given how a log -ical Re-statement And aquatic abilities might be of help)

Then again the other half is Gungan so maybe something happened

Also,

I’m sorry,

Whelp

Aight

Ackbar

Whelp

And...

So-rry

Ack

Right

And

Separatist

Like he doesn’t have any nationality?

Like he’s a shark person (Where did this guy come from?)

Oh, great

Let’s bring clones, To the peace talk,

Also it’s not even his clones

A company

Yeah I’m pretty sure three people don’t count as a company,

[Then again the numbers seem to shift]

Five guys than four guys I don’t know how many guys there are

Three?

Apparently?

Either way it doesn’t count as a company,

Pre-pare for an assault

Screw peace talks

E-scalation it is

Right,

Now,

Whelp

Weird to just have loops,

( But I’m not gonna question it)

Se- Nator-

Well- she’s agg- ressive,

W-help

He’s a general

(Generals don’t- really do the whole bodyguard thing, they do creating mass destruction,”

Might not want the obvious target next to your other obvious target

(two-in One-)

Mili- Tary-

Oh Thank god, I was worried they were going to go puppy dog eyes on me for a moment,

Job

Dick

Like, Dude’s

Savage -

(Damn

Every-one

Shit talking princy here-

Oh, he left

, Thank God,

(He needs more grooming said the adult man about the other adult which you can’t groom,

Feckin Boomers

(Like I respect how dude isn’t upset, Like, Some boomers talking shit? I don’t care don’t mind me I’ll just be here; With a juice Pouch,

J.k

A-ight

Like he’s just - Chill,

Ok, seriously was there a dec. of war?

Like where did these guys come from

How did they get them here

How?!

Just (mildly) how ?

Like,

As-

When was there even a dec?

(Dude was like we don’t wanna be here anymore,”

And Now,

We’re war ready

Like (minor) nitpick but I think we needed a few steps in between

We went from “I don’t want to talk to you anymore,” to “The army assembled,”

1-10

Think, that needed to be taken a little slower

(Only so many holes the brain can figure out,’

Plot

Qu- arian

Since, when?

‘Didn’t seem to be so when he went to talk to that dude’s son

Like,

Blood

Again, there’s a lot of steps ,skipped here

Whelp

Irony

(Is dude going to get blamed for this? )

We ordered all those clone troopers probably insti -gated this war because we wanted to take cover

Logic

Here

Saf e

Hey they actually treated him like an adult for once (The characters in the universe is doing pretty ok

Any

Okay

This isn’t surprising

you’ve known this since the beginning

[not like his father died in battle]

This is not a wise decision,

Again, he really hasn’t made a decision yet,

And like dude isn’t responsible for the older generation,

They decide-

War

Okay, Boomer

[you can practically see him roll- ing his eyes like, well the ir goes any chance of them treating me like an adult-

Oh no he just said fuck you,

aight

Light- ly

So is that scene with whatever the other leader is going to become relevant?

I assume it’s going to turn into some kind of like peace speech,

Weakest inspiration speech general

‘ We live here, Protect

*Weak, Mur mered Enth-usiasm - Pipe’s that can be shut down at any moment and that everyone can see - Okay that was a really stupid plan,

Like they seem to have fun with it and I’m not faulting them but that was-

Really stupid,

I thought he meant like I know a water current or a water direction,

Or what would make more sense the way through an underwater city,

Jedi

HAHAHA

I just finished watching and it does actually backfired horribly on them

So props on the writers for doing that semi-realistic ally.

Whelp, Okay

Also that dude just blip-ped by the screen like sup,”

‘Kay

Oh right he’s a damn general,

The guy that left “his kid” (Facetiously spoken,)

Good plan,

Also whatever happened to the Admiral?

The guy that usually deals with this shit?

Whelp,

Okay,

Whelp,

What?

T-ills

Seriously, we’re caring about her now?

(Though it does make sense

Padme and her do sit on the Council To Get Her.

Aight

Whelp-

An -

Whelp

Guess he is kind of a Aqua-tic, - Whelp - Now - Well-

Wh-

Jaws just intensified,

Also, How can you bite through metal?

Like don’t get me wrong I know sharks have a mighty powerful pair of chompers,

But not that strong,

Like they can cause a dent in it sure,

They- cannot do any beyond that damage,

(Unless it’s a real shit metal,)

Move

(Oh no, I’m so scared as an adult)

Like he is just a cheekiest little shit and I appreciate it,

In the optimistic non-snarky sense

“Yes so I will really stay away from the big scary shark man,”

Whelp

Neat

Wh-

Them

Let’s go murder some people! (Or bots)

Lead

WTF

(Like that is the look up generational “I wish you would stop making me Try to fight, Enabler,’

Like Dude has made it very clear he has no interest Spear

Confir-med spear

Force

Does force?

Back

Oh stop being over-involved balance of the force,

Okay,

S’up, right, till,

Ri-ght

Again, he’s not really doing anything,

And seems well able to handle himself,

As the adults just try to constantly pass off him to the next “babysitter,” (He’s an adult)

Good

So yeah how’s the other dude going to react to him shark guy trying to take a bite out of his friend’s son

On,

Em,

Don’t worry he’s just fruitlessly banging his head against the tunnel . . . Dude’s not the sharpest object... in the drawer there . Yeah and the thing seems pretty smartly made out of plastic

So dude’s just constantly bon- king his head

Whelp

Again this tunnel is the weirdest design-

Anyone can come in it, anyone can go out- It doesn’t seem to have any benefits- Like security -or direct path

(The speed doesn’t increase noticeably either,)

‘Frank, I want huge tunnels that go nowhere and do nothing everywhere,’ [Apologies to anyone that decides that as their chosen subjective ident-ification or any sim. pero)

‘but why,”

‘because it looks neat

Whelp Right, Okay,

Also what just happened?

Like he just bonked his nose Again.

That’s like screaming screaming “shark!” at an aquarium (Not a fan)

Reserves Better,

No shit

Also didn’t you just do something that destroyed the tube?

No?

It’s fine after that vehicle explosion?

(Pretty strong)

Also the droids came in so why can’t he just come through the front door?

You’re really counting on this dude being too stupid to know how doors work

(Facetiously)

Dude just decides to whack his face against the obviously unbreakable thing

(Supposedly)

The animation and logic is very flimsy and weird with this thing

Like swore I saw something shatter...

And water doing that weird pulling in thing .

Okay, seriously what is that animation right there?

Why does him smashing his face against the - plastic - wall- Cause

(I do really respect the animators but I really don’t think anyone really wanted to deal with the water physics,

Like, this screams ‘above water terrain’

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was like supposed to be one of those bug flying episode things,

The current isn’t really explained

- (Maybe air?)

But this episode really doesn’t speak ‘it was designed for underwater,’

Yep, completely safe-

How?!

Like I’m not gonna fault it to harshly because it wasn’t showing in a flash- back or narrative endorsed- Info

Deliv.

[A.k.a. it wasn’t informed 100% true by the narrative]

Like, “Youngling,” Where if it showed a flashback of Ahsoka, as like, baby, And said it was like 13 days ago, I would be rabid,

Or went out of it’s way to specifically em- phasize-

But now that still bothers me

That’s bordering on the line of breaking in universe physics)

Plot

Oh yeah Fisto’s just standing around doing nothing,

Okay?

Why

What Happ- ened-

Ai-

Why?

What?

Okay-

- - What?

Um- Hm, Coral

Sup

Aight

Uh-hm

Okay,

S’up

Right- -

Also, dude just completely bailed on his assault.

Writers...

I need some explanation here.

What?

Why?

[Did he eat Charr?

Jelly

[Also, where the hell did you come from?

Like, who is we?

Do you know nothing about - your people beside you

Like where did you come from how - do work

Ok,

I-

Ai-

How are you in one piece alive?

Also, yeah how?

Terms

Su-rrender

Yeah,

Or a peace talk?

(Like what is the damn order of this thing.?

Aight.

Oh right, the quarian are the other guys?

Begin

[I don’t even know how the first one started so -sure

What?

Okay?

Jelly Fish-

Okay- Right

Mm-hm

Okay-

Okay, animal or a ship?

I can’t tell

What the heck-

Ai-

Why don’t you just not shoot them?

Why?

It’s A Light.

Like they don’t even know they dropped these things so this could just be some weird species from down under they never saw?

Why does everyone go to shoot first and ask questions later?

[looks at title,

Never Mi nd-

Ai-

Right-

Now

S’up-

Okay-

This, “ yes I’m so intimidating look at me,” Charr, Is incredi -bly done,

Everyone else is playing serious war soldiers, he’s ... Just like Fuck your - boomer bullshit - Tr-

Pr-

Feck You-

Jedi;

I feel like unnecessarily escalating the situation.

You?

Stupid

‘ Also wait on his orders - gives the order-

I like how he’s just like fecking boomers-

Like, the second he gets into it - it’s not fun anymore

Like;

A metal army and several thousand people likely dying

Fine

Five jelly boys, Two Get ting- Shock-

RUN!

[his priorities are so ass back-wards-”

C-aves

He didn’t order anything he just answered your question,

- Oh, The innocent jelly bois- - ?

- Ani-mation - Why? - Ai

Why-

Hey, why are the jelly boys no glow?

[Are they sad... Cause you killed their friend?

. Uhm

Wha-?

Ai-

Aight-

Sir

Ok-

Sir-

So Long.

Why? . Separatist ...

Also dude went from a semi-caring person to

To sna -rcking at the villain for how ineffectual he was at murder -ing people..

Hands

Mood? Aight-

Dude gonna-

[OK they just really focused on that trooper -or whatever it was,”

I-

Ick

I wish I could’ve done more

I wish I could’ve en-able-d the military complex more

Literally nothing

Besides enable your abuser ... [Oh shit this was season 4 for my bad,]

An explanation would be nice.. - Pretty much sums up the episode,

There’s a noticeable drop in quality specifically with animation,

Though that doesn’t necessarily make it bad,

Just damn confusing - And non-consequential - It’s still pass is the basic decency landmarks- Of a readable story And no normalization of toxic ideals)

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