LOCAL DUMBASS NEARLY KILLS ITSELF TRYING TO HIT THE BLUNT 2.0 MORE AT 11!!!!!!

too sick to draw or do anything else which means its the perfect time to watch mca and be a little autistic nitpicky bitch about it. planning to do a post like this per episode, this one's for episode One. well episode one part one bc nothing in my life is easy and i keep forgetting theres a fucking image limit for posts 🙄

- I HATE THIS FUCKING ANIME ok i needed to get that off my chest...... groaned so loudly at the first four seconds fucking... Church Bells and POLES?!?!? POLES?!?!!! i hate shaft's enviromental choices ok moving on

- how the fuck did i not realize that ayano's VA is rena ryuugu lmfao its all i can hear nowadays

- right theyre on a fucking clock... for some reason.... also honestly i dont like ayano's voice that much. like the voice is fine but i dont think it fits ayano's character

- also this clock sucks i wish it was like more More you know more gears more machinery like ep12 insanity ok wait. are shinaya 3d models here lmfao.. maybe?

- i like this line. saur mysterious

- hahaha.... the Kaien Panzermast

now that i think abt it i have no idea why its called kaien panzermast. like i what its referring to (the song siren thing thats telling kids to go tf home) but what the hell is a Kaien Panzermast?

- this scenery is near meaningless to kagepro literally just a whole bunch of nothing when i say i hate shaft's choices for this anime..... like what is any of this shit. also orange??!? orange of all colors..... god damn man

like yes ok its the evening BUT THIS IS KAGEROU PROJECT. GIVE ME MY RED AND BLUE!

-- this part is cool tho. a bit too heavy handed in the symbolism but i appreciate the gesture

- lol at this:

BECAUSE SHE DIDNT! not until 2017 lmfao. this makes me suspect that the revelations from mr2 were initially supposed to be in the anime. but in the end for whatever reason it couldnt fit itself there, so the only revelation we got was The First Tragedy Exists. and no elaboration.... now that i think of it, iirc me and many fans were pretty thrown off from this opening back when it first aired cuz this was like, the first time we've seen ayano act like this. wait. let me check my timeline

ok nvm lol. second time. first time shes ever like this is in the manga:

but anyways back in 2013/2014 before the LTM episode, there was like no context whatsoever for Why Is Ayano Like That. so that was a doozy

- damn can u imagine working on some songs writing a novel and getting these amazing voice actors to voice ur characters... ohhh i wouldnt know how to act

-HJEKHJSKDFHASJKDFH THIS LOOKS CHEAP AS HELL HELP ME

i mean thats um. one way to show a timeline getting thrown away... I Guess. ignoring the fact that Mary Has Long Hair (which she shouldnt), its a cool visual idea but the execution is um... hfjkssjk

- hehe

headphone actor mv on the left and mca countdown thingy on the right. holy shit they are near identical damn, i just thought they were similar but no, its practically identical. thats so cool T_T if only the rest of this anime was this cool.... whatever onwards i go

- shintaro's stupid futuristic high-rise apartment... i loathe thee

- the fuck is this

- first instance of shaft's trademark of putting random shit on the screen and im already annoyed its gonna be bad for me for the rest of this rewatch if i can even last that long. i know i will at least til ep 10 (11???) cuz i need to see baby mekatrio

- no aku benci lmfao shaft hates to animate so much they threw this story into the future so they could just conveniently project things onto shintaro's cyberwall hahaha..... i fucking hate this anime

- looks like shintaro was drawn by 4 different artists in these various shots that only span like 5 seconds

- damn in the anime its not even ene's fault that shintaro spilled the soda lmfao. thats all on him this time

- also shinene's voices are srsly perfect

- XX you say...... 🤨

- storyboarding sucks shit they went from flashback to not a flashback to flashback again my fucking god dude. the only reason i can make sense of any of it is cuz im rewinding every little thing

- literally no reason to add 'roomie' to this translation but it made me laugh so I GUESS

maybe i should hunt for the official crunchyroll subs. but im too lazy

- lmfao

text from Mekakucity Talkers 24, translated by x0401x. only difference from tht and the screenshot is that shintaro still has hair lol

- hm. i wish it made a bigger deal of shintaro leaving the house. yeah he threw a fit but i wish the actual stepping outside aspect was more dramatic yknow. like how Children Record emphasized it

- WHY IS THIS CITY SO EMPTY

- also curiously this episode is missing this sentence from shintaro abt someone rebuilding the city bit by bit which is in the novels and the manga, which is meant to foreshadow saeru's influence. but then again the first 17 manga chapters are taken nearly word-by-word from the novels so maybe thats all it is 🤷

- also it took like 6 minutes for shintaro to leave the house... theres other things being done ofc, establishing shinene's dynamics, quick exposition of how ene ended up with shintaro to begin with, and spilling soda onto the computer and leaving the house. but i feel like it wouldve been better if the anime stuck to what the novels + mr1 does, where ene blares a loud fucking alarm. that quickly establishes shinene's dynamic and easily leads to a So You Must Be Wondering How I Got Here type of thing, and then knock over the soda leave the house bam easy. instead the anime really took its time with like..... idk making shinaro look ikemen. yeahhh not the best choice, especially considered how rushed the last few episodes are gonna be. ok back to watching the anime

- also aku benci x2 like its only futuristic when its convenient which is soo fucking Lazy. theres literally no reason for this story to be set in the future. like all this city scenery is based off actual modern day Kashiwa its just... ugh. barely any care put into this anime at all

- this anime is cool sometimes

- reused this pencil texture from the start of the episode... wonder how many times ill be seeing that

- the fucking comedic timing of these terrorists lmfao. and right theyre clowns... for some reason....

- also dude ill still never understand why only their thumbs are the only parts ziplocked like what. also isnt that harder to animate... THIS STUPID ANIME

- this is a completely fair reaction to having kano shuuya speak to you for the first time

- no the fuck he isnt he hasnt thought of shit my god.

that comic person on here was not lying shaft really fucked up the order of events here bigtime. kano only speaks to shintaro after shintaro's done brooding.... also seto doing fuckall lol. ik he'll say smth in like 2 seconds but i do find it funny that we've seen him for like the past minute and he hasnt said shit

- ok but its cool that kano's hand just doesnt obey the ziplock.... very clever of the artists to just make him put his hands behind his head and other gestures to indicate that theres something up with him

- why are his eyes red.

For the naruto asks: binch all of them?

LOL first u prompt me to talk about my general thoughts on greed and now this. youre a real one

1) favorite villagenot 2 b basic but konoha. And sunagakure. Amegakure is cool too like the architecture is weird but im into it2) favorite kage6th hokage and 5th kazekage 😏3) which villain would you most like to fightI want to throttle danzo4) favorite chunin exam fightgaara vs rock lee for life. But i think sasuke v gaara is a close second.5) how would you have cheated during the chunin examsIf we’re talking abt the written test, Oliver sneaks around and sends me answers via our synced 3rd eye chakras6) byakugan, sharingan, or rinnegansharingan7) which battle was your favoriteGaara v lee. Gaara v deidara. Sasuke vs deidara. Sasuke vs itachi. i still have whiplash from naruto vs pain. shikamaru and kakashi vs hidan and kakuzu. o and kakashi vs pain was fun :))8) favorite female ninja’s outfitlove temari, karui and kurenais lewks.9) favorite male ninja’s outfiti rly like sais gay ass crop top outfit and all of gaaras outfits are cool af. tbh any of them that include those mesh undershirts have my vote10) favorite ninja’s hairdeidara and kakashi.11) how would you wear your headbandstapled to my ass12) what would your ninjutsu beoff the shits no jutsu. Ill tell u what I WANT. i would kill for lightning style anything since ive aways been a hoe for that shit. static shock no jutsu i wear socks and slide across the carpet then i zap u. im also a BIG fan of how extra deidaras explosion release jutsu is. if i could do something like that where its a fun little creative outlet and causes mass destruction itd b ideal. sais jutsu too like its basically the equivalent of the magic pencil in spongebob. doodlebob no jutsu. also evil meals no jutsu bc im a ninja chef on the side13) what ninjas would you want as your teammatesAll my obvious faves but imma highlight shino bc we r both bug loving bitches and shikamaru bc i would appreciate his ability to formulate brilliant strategies but also constantly make fun of him like “omg shikamaru your mind 🤯”14) which opening is your favoriteI answered this 1 already but ill just copy paste. In og naruto besides the obv choice of WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS i think opening 2 is still my fave cuz that song slaps. And shippuden openings 1, 4 and… 10. I havent even gotten that far but i have seen that op and its. rly something.15) which closing is your favoriteI mainly remember ending 1 from og naruto like its such a classic vibe and 12 mostly for the song. For shippuden i have several faves so far bc several of them r whack and it cracks me up. 6 bc sasunaru real, and 10 bc everyone is just @ the beach in swimwear for some reason. And then the one where the main chorus is just the word “bicycle” over and over primarily bc naruto and sakura actually complain about it in one of the omakes16) how long have you been into narutoI think its been 7 years but ive been quiet….Im ready to be annoying again now17) do you mostly watch or read narutowatch, ive only read a few volumes of the manga.18) favorite characterbitch i love so many. kakashi, sand sibs, naruto, yamato, deidara, sai, suigetsu, lee, itachi, hidan, shikamaru, tenten, shino…i could go on19) least favorite characteronce again, FUCK danzo. also i like do not care about konohamaru tbh. he gets too much screen time like pls im begging just give it to tenten instead.20) do you own any naruto merchi have a headband and i just got some prints and stuff. And because im me and idk how to save money Im boutta have more soon ;-)21) in the akatsuki what color would you paint your nails..matte black, for the aesthetic22) who would you want your partner to be in the akatsukideidara the original art hoe. & i think id get along with hidan. we r both annoying and a little dumb23) have you ever played any of the naruto video gamesnaruto ultimate ninja storm but idr which one. i miss it tho and i almost want to buy a game console so i can play it again24) weapon of choiceI have no skills with anything except knives so id prob keep it simple with kunai and shuriken. And paper bombs  25) favorite clanAburame, inuzuka and nara cuz bugs dogs and shadows i need not elaborate26) favorite uchihaGenuinely just love the uchiha bros but. itAChiIIIIIIIII27) what animal would you summonhaha snakes. We got ninken why not ninhebi. but i love that tsunade summons slugs tho like i rly identify with that too28) favorite filler episodeEveryones fave: the one where they try 2 see kakashis face. And im now trying to recover from the one in shippuden where naruto and sasuke get their hands stuck together while on a mission. I cannot believe…..29) favorite arcI honestly forget a lot of the arcs from classic naruto but i liked the zabuza arc a lot actually. And the chuunin exams is just a classic. Then out of shippuden the kazekage rescue mission, tenchi bridge, akatsuki suppression mission, pain’s assault and thats abt as far as ive gotten into the series so far30) otpKotetsu and izumo. Also heres the tea: sasunaru is real. Ino and sakura r in love. Temari and shikamaru is like, the only valid canon ship. And kakashi has like 4 boyfriends. The end.31) brotpSharkboy from sharkboy and lavagirl and kisame32) favorite non-human characterpakkun and katsuyu33) favorite bijuuKurama Shukaku and matatabi bc kitty34) favorite jinchurikigaara naruto and killer b35) what ninja occupation would you choosejounin. i like the vest plus im tired and in my 20s so id fit right in.

OC Interview meme

Interview with my dwarf inquisitor boy!!! Sorry the spacing is awful, i kept hitting the character limit. I put it under a read more half way down so i dont bug people :)

- What's your name?

"Rocky Cadash!"

- What's your real name?

"...Ser Inquisitor Cadash. Don't call me that."

- Do you know why you were called that?

"Because i jumped out of the fade and fought Corypheus and decided to lead an army yadda yadda. Anyone could do that shit with the right luck. I dont like to be considered better than anyone, so i like to just be called Rocky."

- Are you single or taken?

"Very happily taken by the one and only Iron Bull."

- Have any abilities or powers?

"Uhm, i can kind of control the door to the afterlife with my hand. So i'd say yeah. I can also fit into very tiny spaces, if needed."

- What's your eye color?

"Bluish green. Varric described them as 'soft like the smoothest river, yet fierce and wild like the harshest jungle' so if im being honest id prefer to call them that."

- How about your hair color?

"Don't tell anyone, but it's dark brown. Tadahn taught me how to make an alchemic mixture that turns it white. I kept it that way because i love how it looks, but now everyone thinks my white hair is part of the prophecy and a sign that i was chosen by Andraste, so i can't let the secret get out. I've really dug myself into a hole here."

- Stop being a Mary Sue.

"No. I don't know who that is, but she sounds lovely, and i'd be honored to take her visage."

- Have you any family members?

"Many, but none of them blood related. I grew up with four other misfits and we basically raised each other. They're my closest family. But i also have all of my companions and advisors. We're a family, even if some of them wouldn't like to admit it. Cassandra is the mom and Varric is the dad. Solas is the stern yet loving step father who makes a bunch of rules the kids don't like but he's TECHNICALLY their father now so they have to listen. And Cole? Cole is my son."

- What about pets?

"I have a pet nug i stole from some dead nobles house when we went to investigate. I couldn't just leave it in it's cage to die! His name is Barry, and he runs around my room freely. Love you, Barry."

- Tell me something you don't like.

"Honestly? My job. Wait, ok, i love leading, i love planning battles, i love strategizing and spending time consulting. I love all of it except the killing. If there was some way to experience the thrill of battle without taking a life, i'd do it. But i can't stand waking up every day knowing i'm going to get more blood on my sword."

- Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

"Don't tell anyone, but i like to write songs. I play guitar in my room sometimes. I wrote a song for Bull, but I don't know how he'd feel about that lovey dovey bullshit. Oh HAHAHAHA BULLSHIT! Amazing! I've made my own day."

- Have you ever hurt someone?

"Wow way to bring me down off the high of my own joke. Unfortunately, yes. I don't know if you mean emotionally or physically, either way, it's still yes."

- Have you ever killed someone?

"...a lot. Too many to count. It's my job, after all. Storm the castle, find the hideout, kill the grunts. Occasionally i have a dramatic face off with someone higher on the food chain. There's so much death all the time. I like to think the main job of the inquisition is to fix that, to bring peace, but somehow the only way to do that is with more death. It doesn't make sense to me, but if it keeps people safe, sometimes you have to become what you hate. Greater good and all that."

- What kind of animal are you?

"UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THOSE GIANT FREAK OF NATURE NUGS THAT YOU CAN RIDE INTO BATTLE. THAT. FOREVER."

- Name your worst habits.

"I hide my real personality. See, when i first showed up, i obviously wasn't in the mood to crack jokes. But then everyone got it in their head that the Herald of Andraste is some stoic warrior sent by the Maker himself. It drives me crazy not being able to be myself, but i doubt Cullen would enjoy planning our next battle with me very much if i spilled my thoughts, which are usually an elaborate string of dick jokes. I also cry very easily, another thing i hide. I also hate myself, and think im not worthy of this job. I panic easily and half of the 'heroic' things i've done have been pure instinct. So i guess my worst habit is: i'm a mess."

- Do you look up to anyone at all?

"My best friend Samahl. He's been through so much, but always comes out the other side smiling. I've learned a lot from him."

- What's your sexuality?

"Diiiiiiiiiick."

- Do you go to school?

"HAH, LAUGHABLE. I was born and raised in Dust Town. I never even learned to read until i turned 14 and met Samahl. Thank Stone those elves love their books so much, otherwise i would have been helpless."

- Do you ever want to marry and have kids some day?

"If the Inquisition does what it's meant to do, yes and yes."

- Do you have any fans?

"...unfortunately."

- What are you most afraid of?

"Reaching a point where violence stops being a tool for the greater good and starts being something i enjoy. I don't want to hurt the people i love."

- What do you usually wear?

"Anything fancy or flowery. I even had custom armor made that looks like a noble's costume for a masquerade. I never got to experience things like that growing up, so i cherish any chance to wear something delicate or pretty. I insist all of my companions are dressed their best when they accompany me. Cole, Varric, and Dorian are the only ones who let me put flowers in their hair. I tried to glue some onto Solas once and i'm pretty sure he put a curse on me."

- Do you love someone?

"I love everyone as long as they're not trying to murder me."

- When was the last time you wet yourself?

"Laughing too hard at a dead darkspawn. It fell down some rocks and landed in a complete handstand. Absolutely stunning."

- What class are you? (High class, middle class, lower class)

"Is there something lower than lower class? Something like 'grew up in the basement of a brothel in Dust Town and didn't learn to wipe myself until i turned 10' class?"

- How many friends do you have?

"Uhm, let's see, Tadahn, Samahl, Varric, Blackwall, Ser Morris, Dagna, Quartermaster Threnn, Cullen, Josephine...uhh, let's just say 'a lot', because we could be here all day. I don't know if they consider me their friends, but i consider them mine."

- What are your thoughts on pie?

"I. Will. Eat. Anything."

- Favorite drink?

"...chocolate milk. Don't tell anyone you heard that."

- What's your favorite place?

"THE EMERALD GRAVES. It's so beautiful, i honestly wish i could live there! I get so awestruck seeing all the beautiful elven ruins, and oh my, those trees? Pure beauty. If the inquisition goes well, and i ever get to retire, i'm moving there in a little flower covered cottage. I don't care how much Bull complains, we're living that fairytale life, bitch."

- Interested in anyone?

"You think?"

- What's your bra/dong size?

"Big...for a dwarf. Do with that knowledge what you will."

- What's your type?

"Someone who could pummel me to the ground. So basically, everyone. I have a thing for people with a good sense of humor and a soft side. Looks don't matter to me very much. Except Solas, he's ugly."

- Do you want this interview to end?

"Why does it have to end? I love to talk!"

- Now it's over!

"Oh, that sucks. Well have a lovely day! Be safe! See ya!"

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Ok there it is!!! Im gonna tag @fleshwerks bc you were the person who posted this and id love to share my answers!!! Our characters couldnt be more different lol

I don't have anyone on my tumblr i can tag to do it but im gonna send this to ace. Also, @sassmastermeg u wont do this but like, read about my baby boy, you cuck.

If anyone answers this please tag me!!! I wanna learn about peoples inquisitors!!! Or if anyone just wants to talk abt da in general hmu, i need more friends who like it ),:

I can send anyone who needs it the blank form of the questions for you to copypaste!!!