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oldmilfenjoyer · 4 years

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wholesome time. tma cat vs dog people.

also idk shit about dog breeds, i listed some specific dog breeds. however FUCK breeders.

Georgie: 100% cat person. Anything that enjoys being carried around in a baby sling.

Jon: BIG fan of long hair cats. SOMFT. Also orange cats and maine coons. LOTS OF SOMFT.

Sahsa: loves absurdly large dogs. has a great dane and No personal space.

Tim: Does Not Like Dogs, especially big ones. however, Danny and Sasha were both big dog / sleeping with big dog people so he knows how to deal. really likes cats tho, the Chonkier the Better. prefers short hair cats bc unlike Jon he’s realistic abt his grooming abilities.

Martin: f r e n c h. b u l l d o g. wishes he had one and would run an instagram account for it (he’s probably allergic to dogs 😔). knits tiny sweaters for puppies in his free time.

Gerry: always wanted super fluffy squashy faced white cats. the white fur would ruin all black clothes, furniture, Leitners, etc and he would’ve love it. he also would’ve gotten SO many professional portraits done of his cats.

Melanie: Edgy Black Cats she’s a Ghost Hunter.

Basira: definitive dog person, but smaller/medium active dogs. loves corgis with tails.

Daisy: also definitive dog person, and also smaller/medium active dogs. more of a fan of bull terriers because Snout Funny Looks Like Himb Bee Sting.

Elias: didn’t care until the trend of weird shaky lap dogs that fit in bags. goal is to brunch with a chinese crested dog wearing pig tails and cheetah print. rip the waiter that has to serve him and his dog.

Peter: blah blah blah the lonely blah he has sphynx cats.

Leitner: he’s a retrievers and labs type of bastard.

Gertrude: MANX CATS. manx cats are WILD.

Adelard: I can only imagine him having birds. cockatoos.

Jude: she’s a lesbian so probably cats. she’s a wax lesbian so Definitely sphynx cats.

Agnes: Jude is lowkey freaked out by big dogs but Agnes was a fan of big, drool-y dogs. the more drool the better. must have jowls. like an english mastiff type of big, drool-y, saggy dog. the whole cult would’ve been like hell no.

Michael: sphynx cats again they are Weird.

Helen: WEIRD DOG. either mop dog komondors or russian grandma borzois.

Jane: bug

Jared: as if show dog competitions aren’t flesh aligned. he has fifteen award-winning Very Luxurious maltese dogs.

Mike: has used the vast for playing frisbee. australian shepherd kind of dude.

Simon: crazy old cat grandpa who has also used the vast for playing (but with the laser pointer). fucks HARD with bubble backpacks.

Oliver: ;aksjdf;laksjdf weird dogs but chunky. I want him to have a shar pei. sounds like Sharpay and looks Wild.

Annabelle: also sphynx cats. in a lot of sphynx cat fb groups where she makes a lot of memes.

Manuela: surprisingly dogs. must be black bc aesthetic. briard sounds pretentious and edgy. also so much hair they have No Eyes.

Julia and Trevor: dogs because hunt, definitely have like two bonded active dogs that love to chase shit. fox terriers? they are funky looking.

Mikaele: you know cats that swim. yes.

#jon trying to brush his cats when they dont want to be brushed: 🥺🥺🥺🥺#me the second the clock hit five: Does This #the magnus archives #huh

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