#bc god do i really love some of the story in gbf (and i adore so many characters)
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The twst dorm leaders playing gbf, purely for meme purposes, something i spent too much time on. below the cut for long post.
Riddle
⁃ Rank 101
⁃ Plays casually but consistently, riddle is a perfectionist and wants to make his teams good, but he’s also realistic and pragmatic. He knows he’s a busy guy, and can’t join trains all day to bust up all his grids at once
⁃ The type to focus on one team at a time based on a predetermined order. Probably not in a crew (if he is, it’s just him, Cater and some of Cater’s friends) so he doesn’t worry about guild wars and building his teams based on that.
⁃ f2p, he’s responsible with his money. probably mains light since he likes the comfort of a high hp pool + stamina, and the typical light play style is reliable and safe.
⁃ Has only recruited one eternal—funf. Her voice probably drives him up the wall, but he likes the security of her heals to his light team. Is planning on 5*ing her!
⁃ favourite class is doctor. Practical, and he won’t admit it but sexy as fuck
⁃ He plays for the gameplay rather than the story/characters, the one exception is sandalphon, who he is incredibly fond of!!! he reads stories if the plot interests him, however, and if he’s got some spare time.
Leona
⁃ Rank 1
⁃ Leona doesn’t play he’s in it like a collecting game and so ruggie can use his randomly lucksacked mlb shiva as a support summon
⁃ like vil, plays on roulette season
⁃ reads some stories, but on ruggies account bc he cba to unlock them himself
⁃ ruggie made a joke about leona being percival ‘if he lost his sense of honour’ which made leona go and read the dragon knights stories
⁃ bruh he fucking stans percy so hard after reading between frost and flame but he won’t admit it
⁃ frequently throws money at the game just because he feels like pulling in gacha. ruggie is crying. leona don’t buy the scam star draw set you don’t even play the game please
⁃ is always really lucky in gacha
Azul
⁃ Rank 200
⁃ Only started playing recently, but was determined to catch up to Idia and become the best player so he got the twins and some poor unfortunate souls to help him grind and pay his way to instant victory
⁃ Doesn’t care for the plot, is purely driven by competition and wanting to have the best grids at any given time. Mains water for the Octavinelle Aesthetic and bitches about having to play the summer cagliostro crit setup to compete with other elements.
⁃ Likes quatre because they are both driven purely by spite and revenge, and is desperate for him to get a rebalance so he can run him w/ a clear conscience
⁃ Also likes Six, probably cried like a bitchboy during seeds of redemption which is to this date the only story he has read but you didn’t hear it from me
⁃ In a crew with idia and is waiting to overthrow him as captain
⁃ Has a weird spreadsheet showing exactly when to cast a status effect for it to land with the highest success that’s virtually unreadable to anyone aside from him
⁃ Plays chaos ruler as default bc he thinks it looks cool
⁃ sparks for the weapon rather than the character
⁃ hates farming for mats and gets the twins/his slaves to do his dailies when he’s busy a lot of the time god i wish i had slaves to farm ubaha host mats for me rn
Kalim
⁃ Rank 50 but his grids are the best of anyone in the game bc haha money go brrrr
⁃ He is cursed with bad gacha luck, and managed to deck himself out with the sexiest primal grid possible (puts idia’s to shame) thanks to jamils help, and a lot of money spent on trying to get Vikala’s ssr (before realising the spark function existed...)
⁃ He doesn’t favour any element, because he likes all the characters! He has a soft spot for Anila and Vikala though, since they’re so adorable and fun!
⁃ Doesn’t play seriously and mostly just reads the stories, idia wants to cry when he sees his fire grid with four flb ixabas going to waste
⁃ He likes Sarasa, and thinks she’s really funny, so when he does play it’s mostly grinding to recruit her!
⁃ Actually likes Vyrn and doesn’t find him annoying! has actually read the main story.
⁃ solos as soon as he has 300 crystals, he literally can’t save, i hate it here
⁃ his favourite class is lumberjack, but he hasn’t unlocked it yet ;-; ccws are hard to forge for rank 100 and below ;-;
Vil
⁃ Rank 25
⁃ seasonal player, shows up for roulette season and then leaves
⁃ downloaded the game because of the pretty art and the cute character designs, but can’t be bothered to learn how to play—he’s a busy man!
⁃ Europa was his first SSR and is still one of his favourite characters, she’s so pretty! He also loves michael and gabriel, and would start playing properly if they became playable mark my words
⁃ won’t admit it but probably wants belial to smear his makeup a little
⁃ kinda a basic bitch, has only read the wmtsb series cried at the ‘i’ll be waiting’ scene
⁃ criticises the fashion choices of every character he pulls, summons included. Won’t go into raids if the boss is ugly.
⁃ Does his makeup with zero playing in the bg and once parades lust...
Idia
⁃ Rank 275
⁃ that insane player who has soloed faasan hl in every element, has all the eternals 5*ed + the sexy blue skin, and all the evokers
⁃ a legendary figure in the community
⁃ plays as tormentor in every team bc he’s that bitch and also has a damascus knife mh for every element even if he doesn’t always use it
⁃ is both serious abt gameplay and the characters, watches all the gbf channel episodes and keeps up with news
⁃ was probably in a gbfvs tournament
⁃ his favourite character is caim, who reminds him of ortho with his childish innocence! Second is Nio, who is quiet and cute! He’s fond of a lot of characters though, like esser, funf, ferry and narmaya.
⁃ Strictly plays with his faves, but his grids are so good that he manages to make any setup meta.
⁃ Has siero scratcher ptsd bc it didn’t give him his third flb blue sphere but got tempted with it so. many. times.
⁃ Is in a guild w/ azul and ortho + some internet friends and if anyone doesn’t meet the gw quota in a day he screams at them w his hair all red and angry
⁃ owns the gisla body pillow.
⁃ He mains all elements. He has a primal whale grid for every element. His favourite to play with is probably wind, because he thinks it has the most flexibility in its play style. Hes a little mad that winds evoker is not as good as most of the others...
⁃ Idia: “i play for strategy” also idia: ‘gets fraux before alanaan bc the waifu is too strong’
Malleus
⁃ Rank 200
⁃ he can’t play, he’s just been farming tiamat omega raids daily since the games launch
⁃ he downloaded it to get closer to lilia, who is really *really* trying to teach him how to play with... little success
⁃ Still, he doesn’t give up!
⁃ Used his free gold bar uncapping a celeste horn
⁃ forgot to collect his free eternal
⁃ used parazonium as skill fodder (dw malmal i did the same and i live with the guilt)
⁃ uses auto select for his grids
⁃ lilia is crying in the background and often steps in to make the grids himself, but malleus always accidentally deletes them...
⁃ his favourite character is vania, she reminds him of lilia! and also, himself, in a strange way...
⁃ he also likes song, and has worked very hard to recruit her! he almost cried reading about how she was ostracised in her village for her talent at archery, and how lonely she feels, even in the eternals.
⁃ whenever the characters give him a seasonal message, he cries
⁃ gives valentines/white day/christmas gifts to every single character he has
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