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Here's the ask

So, um, here you have my and @notshounenprot 's spin on a character of Cthulhu-

This version of him is a sleepy "golden" child, weeb, artist and a total cinnamon roll. He's a total sweetheart, untill you'll make him angry...

...or if you're simply Hastur.

Maybe in future I'll tell y'all something more about him-

IT IS I AGAIN! GENUINE QUESTIONS:

Has felix ever had any near death experiences?

How did Cthulu get such a painful looking scar?

Can yog soloth be nice for once?

To Felix especially:

Have you ever considered becoming a father?

1. Yes. He has. It's slightly based on one I've had [I was six. I jumped into a seven foot deep pool and I was only like-- Three feet tall.]

He was running across a snow covered lake and it cracked. He fell in and if not for Cthulu,He would've drowned. Or died of hypothermia.

Yog sothoth attacked him. They are apothicans after all.

That's like trying to get cthulu to stop baking. It doesn't work.

And finally:

Felix would probably panic alot considering that he barely knows if Cthulu or Yog sothoth would be ok with a human baby and if you haven't seen how he reacted to an apothican baby..

[Baby apothican is carthus he belongs to Reechtofen]

He's chill with baby animals though. So to answer your question..

The Haunted Darksaber

Getting on the “Haunted Din” train for a moment - and please keep in mind that this is coming from someone who does scary so often and so well that someone’s designing a eldritch horror / fey-ish nightmare Magic deck in their honour and has been barred on pain of dire torture from ever running Call of Cthulu - I have a question:

I know it’s the angst and probably the hurt/comfort and “Grogu can save him” and the aesthetic and everything, but given what I know about Mandalorian history and culture ... why does the Darksaber haunting Din have to be bad?

Bit of history on the Darksaber: It was created by the first Mandalorian ever to be inducted into the Jedi Order. Its use as a weapon by anyone truly evil is relatively recent - Maul had it for awhile. But while it’s a relic from when the Mandalorians were a more warlike culture ... a warrior culture in and of itself is not evil.

I’m just kind of tired of Mandalorians = Bad Guys because “warrior culture; likes to fight”. I tend to think that pre-pacifism Manalore gets a bad rep in general. Warrior cultures don’t just mean “We’re strong, you’re weak, we conquer”. From the things I’ve seen and read, it’s never just been about conquering. It’s about the fight, not the power winning grants on a political or sociological level. It’s about challenging yourself, pushing past personal limits to be stronger - not just in body, but in mind and heart and soul as well.

Isn’t that kind of what Din needs right now?

Din’s an orphan, and one who only knows a small part of his fragmented adoptive culture. What if the Darksaber, because of the nature of its creator and its place at the side of every Mandalore from Tarre Vizsla on down, carried the memory of every Mandalore who ever was? (At least after, like, 1032 BBY, anyway, around the time the Sith were presumed extinct - that’s over a thousand years of Mandalorian culture right there.) Sure, it’d have echoes of Maul, and that could be a trigger for darker things, but ... imagine Din meditating with the blade and learning about his culture, his history. The truth of it, and not just what the people who rescued him or Bo-Katan have told him over the course of his lifetime? What if, because of the things he learned from just watching Grogu, he opened himself to embodying Mandalore, in a truer, more direct way than any Mandalore before him ever has, simply because he is a foundling and he hungers for truth about his chosen culture more than someone like Bo-Katan, who was born to it and maybe takes her viewpoint a bit for granted?

The Darksaber has some dark elements to it, yes. But it was made by a Mandalorian Jedi - one who combines the Jedi Code with the Resol’nare - and will carry that as much as anything Maul did with it when he lead Death Watch. Give me that. The aesthetic is cool and all, but cooler to me is the salvation and proper understanding of a culture that’s been fractured and maligned and misunderstood.

murderous child

so.

since awrys dad is cthulu, he now has tentacles.

but bby him had even more tentacles and i drew this. thank u @eggiiicious​

for tolerating my bs <3

bby!Coworker doesn’t understand the Cthulu or Hastur references my other coworker and I were throwing around, and me asking if she’d heard about Lovecraftian horror resulted in a blank stare and a “what?” response.

I am So Done. .-.

@cthulu thanks bby!! I'm glad to be bacckkk

My Neighbor Totoro

Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Knock Out: You as well! Pheonix: I'm off to panama, to dig a new lock in the canal ;) Pheonix: lol Thebes: night! thenightetc: ...What's this Knock Out: Stupid chickens deceived by ice. Jalaperilo: Here she is! Thebes: to be fair, it's not hard to trick a chicken Knock Out: It really isn't. Jalaperilo: evening all Knock Out: Hello, everyone! thenightetc: Kinda hungry now Jalaperilo: if we're doing info mercials, can we watch jaboodydubs Banoodle video? Knock Out: Absolutely we can. Jalaperilo: yey!

Jalaperilo: ba'pic ba'nic thenightetc: Oh my god Starscreamapillar: . . . Knock Out: Welome to this. Jalaperilo: i love these Jalaperilo: the sticky buddy is also good Jalaperilo: warm sticky guilt! Knock Out: The best kind of guilt, of course. Thebes: shoulda bought a tap light Jalaperilo: ah, one for yout back seat knock Starscreamapillar: Ah yes, the half used batteries. Jalaperilo: yey! caffienatedconfetti: HELLO Jalaperilo: caffi-confii! caffienatedconfetti: WE'RE WATCHING TOTORO AND I AM SO HAPPY caffienatedconfetti: THIS MOVIEEEEE IGYKDHKNJB Thebes: catbussss thenightetc: *hasn't seen it yet* Jalaperilo: neither have i caffienatedconfetti: it's the cutest caffienatedconfetti: are you watching infomercials? Knock Out: Just passing the precious gift of time with a few of these. caffienatedconfetti: did you look at "big bill hell's cars" Knock Out: We have not! caffienatedconfetti: it's thee best Thebes: I laugh every time I see this one caffienatedconfetti: WE'LLL *** YER WIFE caffienatedconfetti: heck i forgot the filter Knock Out: I've yet to figure out how to turn it off. caffienatedconfetti: anyeway caffienatedconfetti: award for most agressive car salesman caffienatedconfetti: oooooh goodness caffienatedconfetti: oh, this is the japanese version? Knock Out: It is. Jalaperilo: how dare you make me read! Jalaperilo: j/k thenightetc: spide caffienatedconfetti: i've never seen it in japanese caffienatedconfetti: bet it'll still be heckin cute Knock Out: I've seen them all, but favor this one. Starscreamapillar: Are children commonly stored with the furniture? caffienatedconfetti: nah, there just wasn't any room up front Jalaperilo: so people dont use children as footstools? caffienatedconfetti: not usually, no thenightetc: Well, that looks safe! caffienatedconfetti: that is not a good idea Starscreamapillar: They are very excited to be living in a wreck. caffienatedconfetti: they look overjoyed at how structally unsound their new house is Knock Out: Impact doesn't like when I call the little one toad-like, but just between all of us, that's a horrific toad child. thenightetc: It's a fixer-upper caffienatedconfetti: mei is kinda annoying Jalaperilo: these children are too excitable Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Jalaperilo: i guessed caffienatedconfetti: lol just wanted to say in case someone didn't know caffienatedconfetti: sorryt Starscreamapillar: If there are house rodents, I do not think walking with shoes on will make the biggest mess. thenightetc: "I didn't see anything if you didn't" caffienatedconfetti: SCARE THEM AWAY WITH YELLING Knock Out: Dear Unicron, her mouth. caffienatedconfetti: oh lord this part scared me when i was little caffienatedconfetti: "DON'T GO UP THERE, THERE'S MONSTERS" caffienatedconfetti: ow caffienatedconfetti: oh no poor little guy thenightetc: Weren't these little guys in Spirited Away, too? Thebes: yeah, but they had legs there caffienatedconfetti: i always love the way ghibli animates water caffienatedconfetti: and food caffienatedconfetti: mostly food caffienatedconfetti: oh, this kid caffienatedconfetti: he's a butt Jalaperilo: ngl? these kids shouting is starting to grate Starscreamapillar: They are very loud. caffienatedconfetti: you're one to talk Starscreamapillar: Do not make me consider my position on stepping on you. caffienatedconfetti: do you really want to have to clean my blood and guts off of your foot Starscreamapillar: True. I suppose I could just kick you into something solid. Spare myself the mess. caffienatedconfetti: i'll still splatter blood on you. out of spite Knock Out: No splattering in my chat room. caffienatedconfetti: knockout please rephrase that Knock Out: Splatter not. Starscreamapillar: Spared, out of respect for our host. caffienatedconfetti: sure, why not Starscreamapillar: If both parents have black hair, how did the youngest end up with brown hair? Jalaperilo: whats wrong with the mum> caffienatedconfetti: they don't specify in the movie caffienatedconfetti: as for the other question, genetics are qeird Jalaperilo: prob sick of the children screaming caffienatedconfetti: *weird Jalaperilo: my mam used to kicked me out the house when I got too rowdy Knock Out: The data net says tuberculosis. caffienatedconfetti: ouch. that's a nasty one Knock Out: The children's screaming clearly caused her tuberculous lungs. caffienatedconfetti: i don't think that's how it works Starscreamapillar: Is tuberculosis not contagious? By visiting her they should all be doomed to die. caffienatedconfetti: no, sometimes it can become dormant Knock Out: She's going home to her people. caffienatedconfetti: ok that got a laugh thenightetc: Pfffff caffienatedconfetti: oooooOOOOO caffienatedconfetti: LOOOK ATR IT caffienatedconfetti: BVKSJGNYZUI caffienatedconfetti: it's so smol thenightetc: it IS caffienatedconfetti: oh dear caffienatedconfetti: that look on her face tho caffienatedconfetti: pure evil Starscreamapillar: She looks like she plans on eating it. caffienatedconfetti: RUN BBY RUN Knock Out: It's having none of her giant mouth or her squatting. caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD THE NOISE IT MADE RUNNING AWAY caffienatedconfetti: PTCHOOO thenightetc: omg caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM YEYUTFEYS caffienatedconfetti: RUNRUNRUN caffienatedconfetti: MY GOOD SWEET BBYS caffienatedconfetti: FACEPLANT caffienatedconfetti: wait ohmygod Thebes: LITERAL FACE PLANT caffienatedconfetti: LITERAL caffienatedconfetti: YES caffienatedconfetti: RUN Starscreamapillar: Following spirits into the woods rarely ends well for wayward children. Knock Out: I'm more concerned for the spirits. caffienatedconfetti: yes but these spirits look like lil bunnies caffienatedconfetti: ooooooooooooh here he comes caffienatedconfetti: THERE HE IS caffienatedconfetti: BIG BOI caffienatedconfetti: SUCH FLUFF Starscreamapillar: Yes. Touch that strange beast. That's smart. caffienatedconfetti: she's four years old dude caffienatedconfetti: it's big, it's fluffy, she's gonna touch it caffienatedconfetti: THE NOISES Starscreamapillar: And she will not get older with those sorts of survival instincts. caffienatedconfetti: four year olds have no survival instinct thenightetc: Those whiskers caffienatedconfetti: wiggly Jalaperilo: there is a theory that its a metaphor for this child dying or going missing caffienatedconfetti: scootch scootch Jalaperilo: something to do with the missing shoe? Jalaperilo: i keep losing my colour caffienatedconfetti: totoro's not having yo bull caffienatedconfetti: them's the good scritches Jalaperilo: i remeber south park doing a perfect shot for shot remake with cartman and cthulhu caffienatedconfetti: wha caffienatedconfetti: what caffienatedconfetti: waht caffienatedconfetti: um caffienatedconfetti: i caffienatedconfetti: i'm sorry? Thebes: yeah, no joke, South Park did A Boy And His Cthulu for a whole trilogy and there were many, many references. Totoro was just the one. caffienatedconfetti: oh caffienatedconfetti: oh Jalaperilo: about south park theres a 2 part episode involving BP unleashing cthulhu onto the world Thebes: I thought it was a 3-parter? Jalaperilo: i tied in a lot of the lovecraftian lore with kenny Jalaperilo: it might be, its been a while since i watched it caffienatedconfetti: i still love the dad character caffienatedconfetti: he's such a dork caffienatedconfetti: god this music, i still remember it years latert caffienatedconfetti: awe and wonder thenightetc: awwww caffienatedconfetti: big fluff boi caffienatedconfetti: heck, she's just needy since her mother's sick.... caffienatedconfetti: four year olds are stupid and emotional, not exactly their fault caffienatedconfetti: OW caffienatedconfetti: hhhhhere it comes thenightetc: aaaaaaaaaaaaa caffienatedconfetti: EEEEE Knock Out: I like the long stretches of nothing broken up by occasional bursts of Totoro. caffienatedconfetti: he spook caffienatedconfetti: blink Knock Out: stare thenightetc: this is delightful caffienatedconfetti: spooj caffienatedconfetti: spook caffienatedconfetti: wait caffienatedconfetti: no caffienatedconfetti: joy caffienatedconfetti: such joy caffienatedconfetti: awwwww caffienatedconfetti: BOUNCE thenightetc: PFFF Thebes: Totoro is basically the incarnation of 'want to hug' caffienatedconfetti: CATBUSSSSSSSSS Thebes: CAAAATBUS caffienatedconfetti: MEEEEEEEEOW Jalaperilo: i feel like theres a metaphor that im missing thenightetc: he is TAKING their UMBRELLA Starscreamapillar: . . . Thebes: honestly it's probably just that someone let their imagination run wild when they saw a cat's eyes shining in hte dark caffienatedconfetti: the metaphor is "don't do drugs" Starscreamapillar: This does seem like a fever dream from being out in the rain too long. Knock Out: If there's a drug metaphor, it's "do as many drugs as possible." caffienatedconfetti: ASH Knock Out: GREEEH caffienatedconfetti: JFSKGHNM caffienatedconfetti: GREEEH caffienatedconfetti: seriously tho the look of joy on totoro's face when the rain hit the umbrella caffienatedconfetti: priceless Knock Out: "Totoro gave us a lovely present tied with dragon lungs. I'm sorry the bacterium are affecting your spine." Knock Out: *Dragon whiskers Starscreamapillar: *Snrks* caffienatedconfetti: dragon lungs caffienatedconfetti: did the dragon have tuberculosis Knock Out: It caught it from the mother. caffienatedconfetti: WHAT A TWIST caffienatedconfetti: NEXT UP: two children take part in an occult ritual Knock Out: Does it promise to be whimsical and charming? caffienatedconfetti: yes caffienatedconfetti: POP caffienatedconfetti: POP caffienatedconfetti: OPOPPOPOPPOP Knock Out: I love this music, I have to say. Jalaperilo: this is the good kind of summoning caffienatedconfetti: ooooo caffienatedconfetti: NOMNOMNOM caffienatedconfetti: OH MY GOODNESS caffienatedconfetti: YES PLEASE caffienatedconfetti: FLUFF caffienatedconfetti: YEESSSSSS caffienatedconfetti: BWAAAAAAAAAH Thebes: It's like Mary Poppins but as a cat-wookie caffienatedconfetti: oh my god you're right Jalaperilo: is it just me its buffering for> Knock Out: Now, frankly, why does everyone make such a fuss over the whole "the children are dead" reading? Knock Out: Who cares if they are? Knock Out: I'd like to see this when I die. Starscreamapillar: They sure do not seem to. caffienatedconfetti: they're not dead!!! i hate that theory caffienatedconfetti: totoro is a story about childhood wonder and dealing with family struggles Knock Out: I didn't read it that way. Just saying, it's the softest depiction of the afterlife I've ever seen. Knock Out: Or would be, rather. caffienatedconfetti: sorry, that interpretation is just a pet peeve caffienatedconfetti: you're right, tho Knock Out: It does seem like it would be gilding the lily. Knock Out: I like that it's a tale about nothing. caffienatedconfetti: hm Knock Out: It does seem like it would be gilding the lily. Knock Out: I like that it's a tale about nothing. caffienatedconfetti: hm caffienatedconfetti: yeah, i think you're right thenightetc: ...Nanny.  No. caffienatedconfetti: sometimes it's nice to indulge in something cute and small Starscreamapillar: That is reckless to tell children thenightetc: It really is. caffienatedconfetti: what'd she say? thenightetc: That if the mom ate the vegetables she'd be cured. caffienatedconfetti: ooooooh dear Knock Out: Someone else please watch these children. Starscreamapillar: Clearly she cannot really watch them. caffienatedconfetti: lay off the old lady starscream Starscreamapillar: Never. Knock Out: Oh, but she sounds like the old human from the sticky buddy dub. Jalaperilo: hah! caffienatedconfetti: oh goodness thenightetc: GOAT EYES. caffienatedconfetti: AHHHH caffienatedconfetti: AHHHH caffienatedconfetti: NO Jalaperilo: i love goats caffienatedconfetti: sorry but that one looked terrifying caffienatedconfetti: beign angry and sad is tiring Jalaperilo: is that why i'm knackered all the time? caffienatedconfetti: probs thenightetc: ...I don't think it's "just a cold" Knock Out: Stop saying unhelpful things! thenightetc: Oh my god! thenightetc: Now if she DOES die it'll be like she was deliberately leaving! Starscreamapillar: Indeed. Knock Out: "Mommy's lungs are filling up with cottage cheese because you were naughty once." Jalaperilo: *** hell knock Thebes: WHY is she the only option for babysitting! thenightetc: And now apparently Mei's run off to bring her corn, because Nanny said the corn would make her get better. caffienatedconfetti: because they're in the middle of nowhere thenightetc: Good.  Job. thenightetc: "So, your four-year-old's missing... I may have told her some.... things... anyway, it's not my fault" caffienatedconfetti: hey, she wasn't being malicious Jalaperilo: we had TB vaccines in school as a nationwide program as a kid, but we had to have a Heaf test before to see if we were immune. and i was the only one in the year group of 200 to reacted positive. Jalaperilo: i've never had tb previously, or been near someone who had, so they guessed I was a dormant carrier Jalaperilo: so i cant wait for my lungs to fill with cottage cheese thenightetc: s...so some other small child may have drowned there. Starscreamapillar: Well, it is apparently easy for them to just wander off. Knock Out: I'm sure that won't happen. And if it does, they'll offer you more substantial treatment than corn. Jalaperilo: hah Jalaperilo: and here i was already shucking a corn caffienatedconfetti: "whhhhhaaaa slow down bby" caffienatedconfetti: "im sleep" caffienatedconfetti: "oh my god dont cry" caffienatedconfetti: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR caffienatedconfetti: the catbus cometh Jalaperilo: ngl. totoro is a bit terrifying caffienatedconfetti: just a lil caffienatedconfetti: but his teeth aren't sharp so no flesh-eating there Knock Out: Unless he swallows you whole. Starscreamapillar: The flat teeth are to shatter your bones. Jalaperilo: the 4 year old is missing so we're gonna let the 11 year old run off as well caffienatedconfetti: you're thinking of hippos Starscreamapillar: That cannot be good for the power lines. caffienatedconfetti: blink Knock Out: It's an anatomically correct bus. Lovely! caffienatedconfetti: rowr caffienatedconfetti: blink Jalaperilo: it looks like the mother has hydrocephalus as well Starscreamapillar: 'They'll be fine' as they both manage to run away. caffienatedconfetti: blink caffienatedconfetti: cern Knock Out: Well, it's reached her brain. Knock Out: Oh, that's too charming. thenightetc: It is! Knock Out: Alright. So the girls are NOT dead, but if they were, it would be Nanny's fault. thenightetc: Yes. Starscreamapillar: Indeed. Thebes: Absolutely caffienatedconfetti: i like to imagine totoro keeping the umbrella  so long that moss and grass and flowersgrow on it Knock Out: That's adorable. Jalaperilo: there another anime, where a young sibling does actually die and the older one goes to get its sould Jalaperilo: i think theyre cats? Jalaperilo: its f ed up caffienatedconfetti: heck caffienatedconfetti: snowtoro Knock Out: Night on the Galactic Railroad? caffienatedconfetti: awwww man caffienatedconfetti: i still love this movie thenightetc: That was great. Jalaperilo: Cat Soup caffienatedconfetti: looks like we're out of luck huh Thebes: try kissanime.co caffienatedconfetti: anyway i gtg, it's getting late caffienatedconfetti: thanks so much for streaming this movie! Knock Out: Glad you were able to make it, caffienated human! Have a good night! caffienatedconfetti: totoro was my childhood fave caffienatedconfetti: and i have so many fond memories caffienatedconfetti: i'll draw him for you! caffienatedconfetti: ^u^ caffienatedconfetti: bye! night night! Jalaperilo: dont stay too caffinated or youll never sleep caffienatedconfetti: lelellelelle caffienatedconfetti: also, don't let starscream squish me caffienatedconfetti: he's a butt Starscreamapillar: ... Starscreamapillar: I think insulting me is grounds for crushing you. Cardinal: Hello! Jalaperilo: i think i'm heading off as well. i'm gonna eat the last bites of Stollen and go to bed caffienatedconfetti: you would crush someone for looking at you the wrong way Jalaperilo: night all Knock Out: Goodnight, Jalaperilo human. Knock Out: Hello, Cardinal! Starscreamapillar: Hardly, or I'd spend my days doing nothing but crushing people. Jalaperilo: hi and bye Cardi caffienatedconfetti: i'm not getting into this caffienatedconfetti: i could spend all night insulting you Cardinal: *waves* Thebes: I want ten caffienatedconfetti: hell i'm stayin for tyhe kitten Starscreamapillar: This one has sharp teeth. caffienatedconfetti: OOHOOOHOHO thenightetc: omg thenightetc: OMG. caffienatedconfetti: THAT IS caffienatedconfetti: A LOT OF TOTOROS caffienatedconfetti: OH MY LORD caffienatedconfetti: OOHOHOHOOH caffienatedconfetti: OOOHOOHOG Knock Out: Did they carry her off to something sinister? thenightetc: Do they just keep getting longer and longer with more and more legs as they get older, or...? Starscreamapillar: She is this night's sacrifice. caffienatedconfetti: She's the sacrifice caffienatedconfetti: oh my god jinx Knock Out: The Totoros fill it and then it flies out into the sea and crashes. Knock Out: Such is the circle of life. Knock Out: Oh no, she choked it. thenightetc: Noooo thenightetc: At least she's okay caffienatedconfetti: oh my sweet lord jesus baby christ on a bke Thebes: FLAPPY CATBOAT thenightetc: So many legs. caffienatedconfetti: i am so glad i stayed Knock Out: I want to know where it's taking them and why "their" Totoro didn't go. Starscreamapillar: That was weird. caffienatedconfetti: looks liket hat's thge end! caffienatedconfetti: i'll see ya! Knock Out: Looks like it! thenightetc: On an adventure? Starscreamapillar: The land of wind and shadow, probably. Knock Out: Where they may or may not be feasting on bones. Starscreamapillar: Definitely feasting on bones. Knock Out: What a beautiful note to end the night on. Thebes: faded out background characters with lights in them? I'm guessing they're dead, 'cause Ghibli likes that Thebes: catboat flappin' off into the afterlife. Starscreamapillar: Indeed. Thank you for the entertainment, I enjoyed it. thenightetc: Yes, thank you for the stream. :) Thebes: it was great! Knock Out: Thank *you* for your commentary! thenightetc: Aww, shucks. thenightetc: Goodnight! Knock Out: Goodnight, all! Thebes: good night!

So Felix lives with two apothicans and a baby deer? What else does he live with? 👁👁

Felix lives with:

Cthulu

Yog sothoth

Jack[his bby deer]

And all the stray cats cthulu has adopted that yog sothoth hasn't eaten yet. This sucks because Felix is allergic to cats.

@mini-creator SEE I TOLD YOU >:D

I didn't draw cthulu or Felix with her [Even though they'd probably get along really well] because I know that Rose looks up to Richtofen,So he's here instead! I was gonna draw her axe but forgot to. Sorry-

Rose is bby tho. Sweet child. Someone give her a hug >:|

Here it is. I changed my mind and no longer want to be on tumblr for a bit. I'll be back in two weeks.

MMM IT'S CTHULU! :D

I feel like Cthulu is probably the most laid back character I've made in YEEAARRS.

Most of my ocs will tear eachother apart without hesitation and then Cthulu just wants to bake ya know? He just wants everyone to vibe with him.

Some of Cthulu's backstory but vague because suffer:

Cthulu is the youngest child of an apothican and a keeper. He was brought up to be a keeper of [you probably guessed it] ancient artifacts.

Cthulu was cool with that. He was also fascinated by humans because he thought such squishy looking creatures didn't seem to be so unpredictable. [< important]

Well,Cthulu decided to ask(beg) to go to earth with the intent of taking alot of 115 back. His parents agreed but only if Yog sothoth went with him just in case.

Fast forward a few years,Cthulu meets Felix and Jack. Jack welcomes the lousiana looking Cthulu in with open arms and a warm meal where as Felix was suspicious of him. [Because Cthulu had purple eyeballs lol]

So Cthulu fights along side these Canadian brothers in WW2 and eventually drops his human disguise to drive some of the opposing side insane,Accidentally doing the same to Jack.

Jack threw a grenade at him but it exploded a good three feet away from him,weakening the ice he was standing on and blowing parts of his skin open. Felix sees this and runs to help him,falling through afore mentioned weakened ice. Cthulu,in a blind panic,Reached in to grab both of them.

Cthulu pulled out Felix and Jack's hat. Jack by this point is dead. Cthulu carries Felix away into the woods in shame of doing such an idiotic thing impulsively,Which in turn angered Yog sothoth.

Cthulu wakes Felix up to let him know "Hey I saved you but your brother died." Only for Felix to freak tf out cuz omg a squid and hit him in the face with his KN-44. Cthulu then spitefully tells Felix that Jack blew himself up and that Felix fell into the freezing water.

Felix,of course,has a mental breakdown and gets sick from the cold water.

Cthulu tends to Felix to make sure he's ok again before they scout to look for Jack.

Jack's dead body was found by the shore. Felix takes his jacket and they bury him. Felix keeps Jack's hat and jacket,But one side of fur was too torn up to save so they tore it off.

Yog sothoth is now even more angry because Cthulu's keeping this human with them and he can't kill it.

Yog sothoth eventually gets mad and rips Cthulu's eyes out but got shot by a not-so-happy Felix. Twice.

Felix helps Cthulu out to learn how to be ok with being blind where Cthulu helps him get over Jack's death.

Then there's Axel. He was [according to Castiel is bby,] caught by Yog sothoth. Cthulu beats the snot out of Yog sothoth and Axel escapes.

Boom. Cthulu's backstory for right now.

good sir,i humbly ask for felix quotes that you think he would say during a game [ult and prim]

Mk. Imma include @castiel-is-bby's oc who I have not yet drawn for them,Axel. He and Felix hate eachother. ✋👌

-these will be based on existing canon codz quotes and just things I've said playing codz-

Primis:

"Is..Is that a fucking dragon?"

"Axel are you hording the ammo again?! He probably is. He likes maple syrup. He couldn't be trusted."

"This gun is probably more useful with bullets but hey,I'm not judging."

"This gobblegum tastes like moss,And I think it's nasty."

"Oh look! A dragon! WAIT WHY IS IT OVER HERE?!"

"I have been downed in front of the staminup machine. Good thing I didn't buy it."

"My shield is gone and now I'm gonna personally stab who took it. WAS IT YOU JEREMY?"

"is that a spooder? MILLA CAN YOU COME KILL THE SPIDER?!"

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Ultimis:

"This thing smells worse then Yog sothoth's cooking. Eugh."

"I found a knob thingy! Now where do I put it?"

"Axel if you touch my arm one more time I will personally shoot you where it hurts the most; Your pinky toe."

"That's a swastika. Welp,Let's turn on the power and go home where hopefully Cthulu made pancakes."

"Axel,My dearest American friend..Thanks for the ammo. Now go away."

"Aw a puppy. Oh. Nevermind it's one of Richtofen's accidents."

"Axel. Can you just do me a spectacular favor..And go sit in a fuckin pit?"

"I started a trap. Nice. Hm..HEY AXEL THERE'S A BOOTLEGGER OVER HERE!"

"is that maple syrup? Ew."

"Axel if you say one more word I'm gonna tell Milla you're the one who said her cooking sucked."

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Here's a doodle of Axel and Felix.

They might as well be brothers. They fight like it.

So...

Lily died.

SOME STORY:

Felix went back to his childhood with Jack (who is now a deer) and went inside. He found Lily and their dead mother. Felix took Lily back to Cthulu's lil cabin with Jack and introduced her to Axel,Cthulu and Yog sothoth.

Lily went outside one night with Felix and she got bitten.

Cthulu did everything he could to save her but Lily had already been bitten once so nothing worked. Felix took her out into the woods and shot her in the head after she succumbed to the infection with promises to see her later.

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My last post was too happy,So here's some backstory for Felix. This is also why he don't wanna become a dad.

Felix,Lily,Yog sothoth and cthulu belong to me

Axel belongs to @castiel-is-bby

Cthulu is from lousiana? I bet he's really sweet-

He is,Yes.

Here's proof he isn't always bby.