Ok but wait, if the Eiffel Tower and some generic hydroelectric dams survived WWV and the multifaceted apocalypse that followed, there's probably an at least decent chance that the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid survived as well, right? At least in part? Does the enourmous logo mounted on the front side still exist, and resemble a bass?

Legitimately wondering if the people of Splatoon, being intelligent aquatic creatures, some of which literally are evolved bass, would find some sort of religious significance in the site. After all, it's entirely reasonable for them to believe it's some kind of monument to fishkind. Do they pick fishing lures out of the wreckage and believe humans mated en masse in the site? Or that it was some sort of marriage ground, and the lures were symbolic?

Do they believe the scrappy bone remains of mounted deer, boar and bear heads are the remnants of offerings of hunted game to the bass gods?

Is anybody descended from the fish housed within the in-building fishing pond? Are these people regarded as religiously significant? Does Kikura from C-Side, alongside her bassfolk bretheren, pilgrimage to the Great Bass Pyramid to pay tribute to the bass god, Proshops (pronounced praw-ships)? Does a crowd of green and brown and grey, mottled scaly skin glistening in the post-nuclear Memphis sun, gather to pay tribute to the great metal plaque of him mounted on the side of the still-standing historical site? Do they leave fishing lures and offerings of earthworms and chicken liver to an altar of antlers and tusks?

Does Proshops legitimately sit among the pantheon of sea gods, watching over basskind as a guardian, birthed from the human love of the creature and the creature's love of humanity? In a world governed by vibes, does belief create the god?

Hope the fishing gods bless me with a big bass today

Richard Olsen's Bass Fishing Games (In-browser, DOS, Richard Olsen, 1988-1993)

You can play them in your browser below:

BassTour

Bass Class

BassDuel

BassMap (map editor for the above three by Nels Anderson)

BassTips

Largemouth on a glidebait!

I'm in my grandpa era.

My Dad’s tackle box. For years after he passed I held on to it in a kind of reverential way. And to be honest, modern fishing, doesn’t really utilize these kinds of tackle boxes as much anymore. I had my own way of doing things. But randomly, out of the blue I thought it would be cool to use it. Kinda take him with me to the lake as it were. So I cleaned it up today. Now to fill it with my tools.

I got 99 problems and fishin' solves all of em' 🎣

(via Stocking the store)

Ready for the 2023 fishing season. 🎣

Totally not me lying down in bed next to my bass rn.

I really got to get a wall mount for this thing…

Chunkier than usual on the baby shad :)

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I'm trying to decide if I want to go fishing this afternoon. I'm wondering if I'll catch anything because of the cold snap that we've had the last few days.

I think I'm going to edit some of my old fishing videos and post them on here. What do you think?

Paid a couple bucks to fish a private pond, and while I only caught one, she beat my pb by almost 2 pounds!!! She hit my whopper plopper like it owed her money!