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#bartra and everyone in britannia is wondering how this gas station is even still open with the amount of stuff that goes on
sydns · 2 months
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Retconning a older idea, Bartra gathers the sins, commandments, and the archangels and makes them run a gas station. There's obviously a barrier that limits their power to a certain extent, so they won't destroy the place in minutes. But the price is more chaos than Arthur could ever dare to dish out-
The fifth package of red bull has been drained because everyone has drank 6-10 cans max, Galand has drank all the alcohol is passed out in the back dumpster. Meliodas poisoned 3 people because he was in charge of cooking & sampling new foods they could sell (everyone forgot he was banned from the kitchen), Escanor got trapped in the freezer, Zeldris is dealing with Karens at the cashier while being the only one there. Sariel tripped off the stool and has knocked over the entire bread shelf, Tarmiel is forced back into a human vessel because he scares customers away more than anything. Monspeet uniform is too tight on the chest and one wrong move will send the only button left flying. Derieri gave up on her job realizing that this godforsaken gas station is just a circus.
But isn't it entraining for anyone in Britannia & the people of Liones who dares step in? Hell yea
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