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autismsupersoldier · 3 months
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I'll visit you soon, sing you a tune, about finding a family somewhere in the ruins... 🎵🎶
(this is not ship art, i view them as brothers)
see readmore for bonuses, see alt text for image ID!
some bonus closeups and other things
ps.: drawing snakes suit was so difficult holy hell. i didnt even get it right i dont think
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free use in case you want to draw yourself getting hugged by THE solid snake even though he died two years ago in that incident. big shame. oh well....
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and finally: would you kill him for one dolar
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autismsupersoldier · 3 months
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the reason why eva and big boss had such good chemistry is because they both love their corny awful sex puns. kaz not so much
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autismsupersoldier · 3 months
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what happens in the changelings route when daniil has to babysit clara (canon) (real) (my dad works at IPL)
transcript under cut. watch on youtube if you wish!
c: ah- wait how old are you
d: wait. guess.
c: thirty six. (wheezing)
d: WHAT??????
c: (wheezing) its a guess-
d: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!!!!-uhh
c: now why are you yelling at me-
d: THAT WASNT EVEN CLOSE
c: huhHEE-HEE! (wheezing)
d: (thru tears) like normally when people play that game they're like "aww" they guess like a little bit younger. was that of the little bit younger guess???
c: yyyeeaah are you like thirty nine-
d: (shriek) WHAAT
c: (losing it)
[silence]
c: so was i right??
d: NO-hoo!!! [loud sound, interpreted as a gunshot in animation] i'm not in my thirties!
c: ohh. (high pitched) Really?
d: (soft) yeah i'm in my forties
c: ah i knew it (laughing, jokey voice) i was just being nice-
d: I'M NOT IN MY FORTIES WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KNEW IT. I'M TWENTY EIGHT. WHATTHEFUCKKKK
c: oh god-DAMN youre OLD (still laughing)
d: (shrieking) WHAT.
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autismsupersoldier · 5 months
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this tale ends by daniil, with the intention to prank, leading vlad jr to the edge of town and telling him they bury all post-op tits here. later that night vlad jr begins digging underground for what he later explains as a Scientific Curiosity. a third outbreak happens
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autismsupersoldier · 2 months
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please this is all i have
transcript under cut
transcript:
eva: alright if you're a boy and you ever plan on being intimate with a girl--
daniil: no thanks. anyways guys i think i found my new favourite excel keyboard shortcut
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autismsupersoldier · 2 months
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🎵...'cuz I know a thing or two when it comes to being killed! it may seem a bit painful but at least you get to come back again, and again, and again🎵🎶
image ID in alt text, bonuses under cut
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this was the very first draft i made of this drawing. its kind of cute! i even prefer it slightly to the finished piece in certain places... especially liquid ocelot, he looks a lot sneakier here.
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some simple colour versions. i like these too
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heres where he gets sick, evil, and twisted
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autismsupersoldier · 2 months
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this is literally how all columbo episodes play out
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autismsupersoldier · 5 months
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[date of origin: 2023/06/04]
the world hates to see silly girls thrive!!!
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autismsupersoldier · 1 month
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MY HOLE IN BIO
featuring @mrsumiomondo as andrey and @lillialuna as clara
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autismsupersoldier · 5 months
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PULLING THIS ONE OUTTA THE DRAFTS!!! in case anyone was wondering how vladniil works
inspired by this comic by jakelikesonions
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autismsupersoldier · 5 months
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fun trend. i recommend it
original by @hausofdecline . here's their twitter and blog
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autismsupersoldier · 1 month
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i made a cover for my gender playlist* and i think it came out pretty nice
current tracklist under cut, though i will be expanding it and welcome suggestions!
*a playlist that i think encapsulates what i want my gender to be :-)
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Stayin Alive by Bee Gees
You Should Be Dancing by Bee Gees
Hot Cop by Village People
Love Machine by Wham!
Take on Me by a-ha
Down Under by Men At Work
Working for the Weekend by Loverboy
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Big Iron by Marty Robbins
The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie by Colter Wall
Sleeping on the Blacktop by Colter Wall
God's Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash
Daddy Sang Bass by Johnny Cash
Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash
Sixteen Tons by Johnny Cash
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autismsupersoldier · 5 months
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Rather Than An Angel And Devil, I Am Advised At All Times By A Fourteenth Century Knight And Lieutenant Columbo
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autismsupersoldier · 17 days
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ORTHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
making a malevolent 70s AU comic and i found this wip very funny. hes fucking thinking
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autismsupersoldier · 12 days
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the modern man needs not swords and shields of old. he is amply protected by the sacred mantras of "who give a shit" and "do whatever you want forever"
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autismsupersoldier · 4 months
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columbo looking like cats compilation. feel free to add your own because this definitely isnt all of it
(credit to @columboscreens for the upper left image. image ID in alt text)
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