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What? Will Graham is in ratemyprofessors.com? 💀
#ate my professors#sorry for that#it made me laugh#i saw it somewhere but I thought it wasn’t real#why? just why?#is that school real?#lmao 💀💀💀#will graham#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#hannigram#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy#rate my professors#funny
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its turtles all the way down
#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarlet#indigo disk spoilers#indigo disk#professor sada#terapagos#my art#i fucking loved ID guys#that cutscene literally changed everything#and the worst part is that it seems barely anyone actually gets what it meant#for those that didn't please Google turtles all the way down#its not a timeloop!! not a normal one anyways. its an infinite regression#gamefreak ate with this im ngl incredibly ambitious story for a pokemon game#and it has ruined my life#TURTLES#jordan (scarlet oc)
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see, dearest, loving me did not save you. you scraped by just fine without. but it doesn’t hurt, does it?
#pokemon#swsh#professor sonia#gym leader nessa#aquaheartshipping#sonessa#hi. this is pre-dr.jones!sonia and callie!nessa btw#doesnt affect the piece much but I just want u to know#I love that potc made up the whole davy jones/calypso thing and I ate that shit up unquestioned#dont care it slaps it means everything to me now. next#litcherally used those vibes for like anything I can I just think that should be a thing more#but also! the original dr.jones!sonia joke has like seven extremely stupid layer that make it very dear to me#so Im not willing to let go yet. even tho dr. jones is now technically involved in a tentative thing I have on the side#along with the other two (gun haveman and the cloudwalker)#this is actually! kind of a color study again. but also I just really wanna draw the girls#I think Im just gonna spend october drawing critters and the kids in costumes. I need it#this is hopefully the first! I'll try to unclench my brain and let it do its stuff#now tho? I sleep#tomorrow I have a promising dinner to look forward to. and the next day? noodles#have a good weekend lads! doesnt hurt to have a bit of love on ur side
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eepy,,,,,,,, 🤲✨
#fluff binges !!!#thank you Horizons for being the only series with Friede pokemon#gotta respect a man so fiercely loyal to his pikachu like that his back must be killing him in that sleeping position SDKJFSNDKFSDN#hehe continuing on my horizons watch :}#when I tell y'all it broke my heart seeing how sweet and patient Liko was being even when Dot was so hostile like that..... my bby...... 😭#she'll come around in time I'm sure honey she's already taking baby steps thanks to your influence 🥹🥹🥹#(tell me why I got emotional when Dot actually ate the hidden sweets ueueueue)#this series man it hits so many points for me#pokemon horizons#pokemon friede#professor friede
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The besties
#my art#clive dove#flora reinhold#professor layton#smd au#clora#clivexflora#he definitely ate that pudding
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doodle dump while work is slow
#i love these old uglies so much#divorce?? canon death??? who are they??????#anyways#my husband ate my leftover pesto dinner the other night so thats what spurred this on haha#pokemon#pokemon s/v#pokemon scarlet#pokemon violet#pokemon scarlet and violet#professor turo#professor sada#turo#sada#professor turo x professor sada#lakehouseshipping#[funkyart]
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god i feel like so much!!!! Ass!!!
#between my latest depressive episode and my already tired self NOW IM DOWN WITH A BUG!!!! AGAIN!!!#maybe theyre allergies but ive never been alergic in my life and this sucks like a cold#my immune system is on its deathbed#before covid i only got sick once or twice per year#this is the FIFTH TIME this year#please for the love of god kill me#i didnt have lunch either. the only things holding me together are the donuts i ate at the lab meeting#and my professor saying i did a good job#idk man fuck me#ill go home and cook and then perish like a beast.
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ahahahahahah omg this is perfect i love this so much 😂😂😍😍
apollo is taking species shenanigans very literally, the good little chicken that he is!! 💖
#i am obsessed with this ahahah all the empty chairs poor confused skye just wanted to learn abt animals#and instead got mad professor cat and her cat/chicken apollo as a double act 😂😂#i should assign my two (2!) students some group peojects for class maybe so you get to know each other more#(apollo WILL try and eat all ur coursework but that just means u can use the a dog ate my homework excuse)#(you're still learning the species so it's okay if u call him a dog instead of chicken)#skye tag#species shenanigans#skye's art#i love that in the skye's art tag there's beautiful wolfstar art and also beautiful prof cat art hehehehe
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level 5 wanted people dead today /pos
#postings!~ ♠︎#fantasy life#professor layton#I am so fucking happy right now i grew up playing professor layton games#&& fantasy life is one of my favorite games ever#this direct was so good we ate today
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Estelle Cadieux
Age: 23
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Bi + Asexual
Ability: “Inside on the Out” [Bone Disfigurement / Morphing]
Organization: None
Occupation: Freelance Hitman
Likes: Bone/Shell collecting, Quiet environments, Salty foods, Journaling.
Dislikes: Working under other people's schedules, Nikolai, Small spaces.
Romantic Interest: Chuuya Nakahara [Unknown if feelings are requited, keeps it professional.]
Extra: Tries to be mysterious but can’t stop yapping.
#don’t you guys love Bsd ocs#honestly I ate this up#this is a oc/small bit of insert and idc#digital art#bsd oc#did I tell you guys that it’s my first day back to college after break and I hate my English professor
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*eats your art
NOMNOMNOMNOM
tastes like rainbows
YOU FUCKING EATED IT???
#sorry professor i dont have anything for portfolio review today. anon on tumblr ate all my fuckin art#fernasks
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clive has pica and he eats dirt
SILLY CLIVE AND DIMITRI FIC !!!! CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU'RE EXCITED FOR THE CRACK FIC ABOUT MY FAVOURITE PLATONIC COMEDY DUO !!!!
No TW for this one !! It is a crack fic but the humor comes from Clive and Dimitri's personalities clashing, not the dirt eating (it's mostly just mentionned here). Dimitri is just trying SO HARD to understand the situation/context and Clive is NOT helping lol x) Without further ado, the fic !
"Clive. What are you eating ?"
Clive sighed. Leaning back on his chair, he put the dirt back in its box. "Cocoa powder, obviously."
Dimitri narrowed his eyes, clearly unconvinced, and Clive closed the box nonchalantly, as if this conversation was over- as if Dimitri had not just witnessed his colleague eating dirt.
Clive groaned as Dimitri walked up to the table, and the younger man instinctively held the box closer to his chest.
"Can I have some ?" Dimitri asked in a disinterested tone.
"No, you can't," Clive snapped. "Go buy your own with the money I'm giving you."
"They don't really sell cocoa powder down there," Dimitri pointed out. "Where did you find some anyway ?"
"I built this town, Dimitri. I could create a cocoa shop if I wanted to. I'm going to do that actually. I'll get everyone to work on it so that it'll be done in, what, ten minutes, and in ten minutes you'll leave me alone and go bother someone else."
"Alright," Dimitri calmly nodded, answering this rant with the blankest face in the underground game, "In the meantime, explain to me why you're eating dirt."
Clive pressed the box against his chest : he looked frankly annoyed, groaning at his colleague's perseverance. "I'm not."
"There are leaves in there, Clive."
"It's called aromatic plants. These bring flavour, not that you know anything about good taste."
"The rocks bring flavour too ?"
"Can't you ever let it go ?!" Clive suddenly stood up, making his chair fell to the ground. Dimitri didn't move as Clive smashed the box on the table, spreading its content everywhere. "There ! You're happy now ? Got your little dumb hypothesis proven right, hurray ?!"
Dimitri only stared. "There's dirt on the table."
"There's going to be dirt on your face-"
"Wait," Dimitri sighed, and he pinched the bridge of his nose when dirt landed on his white coat. "Why are you even eating dirt- would you stop that."
Clive threw a fourth handful of dirt before reluctantly stopping. "Leave," he commanded, "I'm not talking to you, you're annoying, we're not sharing secrets like two middle schoolers."
Dimitri wiped the dirt off. Well, this was going to leave a stain. "I'm not a middle schooler, but I do need to know why you would even eat dirt."
"Why ? You don't care about my well-being."
"We're associates. You're paying me to work on this project. You're the one who has control over the clock shop. I would be pretty impacted by your sudden and predictable death."
Clive rolled his eyes, scooping a handful of dirt. "I'm not dying. I've been doing this for years now and I'm fine."
Dimitri narrowed his eyes.
"Don't look at me like that," Clive added, eating some more.
This time, Dimitri looked more puzzled than anything. "Isn't this bad for you ? You should be getting sick, right ?"
Clive shrugged. "Well, sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not, you know how it goes. I haven't died yet so it's fine."
Dimitri took a deep breath, trying to wrap his head around whatever had just happened. His associate ate dirt. It sometimes made him sick. He'd been doing it for a long time now.
Well, he couldn't just... keep him from doing it. Even if he tried to, Clive would still find a way to do as he pleased : he was weird and annoying like that, always making his life harder just because he could. It was maybe best to just... let him do his thing. He was... handling it, somehow, and disrupting this inconceivable harmony would just cause more problems for Dimitri.
Problems that Clive would deliberately inflict on him, and these would be far more upsetting than this guy sometimes eating dirt.
"I just need to know," Dimitri insisted, staring at Clive who had quite literally cleaned the whole table. "Why do you do that ?"
That question was an admission of defeat, and they both knew that.
Clive smiled smugly, that same insufferable expression which always caused Dimitri to look away in irritation : he was so so glad and proud of himself that Dimitri almost decided to leave without an answer. He didn't care about it that much, to be honest, and it would spare him this infuriating demonstration of 'I have won' that Clive would most certainly top with some irritating remark.
Before he could turn away, though, Clive opened his mouth. "I don't know. Why do you keep working on this time machine ?"
#Something something irrational behaviors from the other's POV :)#As someone who ate lots of inedible stuff as a child. I got you Clive <3#Be free my child eat all the dirt you want#Btw very therapeutic to attack Dimitri. He'll be fine he'll heal from it ^^#clive dove#dimitri allen#professor layton and the unwound future#professor layton and the lost future#My writing#Ask
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hey that's not yours
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Did I make a bot for a character that had less then a minute of screen time? Yes. Yes I did. Did I also make a bot for a professor that nobody likes? Yes. Yes I did
#oh my god i love her#little witch academia#i love these idiots#lwa professors#professor finnelan#anne finnelan#ann finnelan step on me#miss Marjolaine#marjolaine lwa#lwa marjolaine#i love Marjolaine so much she ate her 40 seconds of screen time#im still out here working on a diana bot since june..
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#coming up on my 32nd birthday soon and i feel so awful physically#i don't really want to call myself chronically ill but idk man i feel so tired and BadTM all the time#well okay i guess chronic migraines makes me chronically ill#but i feel like being in school just makes this 100% times harder#not eating and sleeping well or consistently#i know i'm not old but i feel so much older than is should and i hate this#don't have the energy to work consistently like i did in undergrad when i was in my 20s :/#and it just makes doing my actual work so much harder too#and like i'm supposed to go to class soon and i just Don't Have the Energy#and i literally have chest pains?? from something i ate YESTERDAY???#bro....what the fuck#should i just email my professor and not go?? lol#i hate feeling like thisssss#i just want to finish my thesis and graduate already but i'm tired all the time and sleep all the time and get nothing done!!!!!#text
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i almost fainted today in class. ❤️
#🔪 - mello talks too much#i don’t know exactly why#but i think i was anemic from my period ?#all i know#is that i was in pain from period cramps#and then the room started spinning and every part of my body was tingling#my whole body was trembling it was sooo weird#i couldn’t take deep breathe so i was panting#this happened 30 mins before class ended#and i couldn’t take ONE note bc of it#longest 30 mins of my life#i was in so much pain lol#i feel so bad bc my professor is very talkative with our class and he could prob tell that i was NOT into it#BUT IT WASNT BC I WAS TIRED#I WAS DYING PROFESSOR PLS DONT HATE ME#my friends said i was as pale as a ghost#lol#and then i could barely walk#but anyways i slept and ate a small bit and i think i am ok?#gotta start homework late in the day tho ughhh#hopefully that was nothing and i’m not getting a weird sickness bc i would die than experience that again#ok sorry i just wanted to update u guys if u cared LOL#bye bye
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