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an-absolute-trainwreck · 2 years

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I had 3 dreams last night. Spot which one is not like the other.

1. My dead dog came back to life (although, he looked different, so perhaps reincarnation) and everyone was super happy

2. I joined a manhunt to kill Elon musk. I had an army of dogs and eventually he passed out, allowing me to drag him into my fathers house, suffocate, and behead him.

3. Me and my academic team went to a fair and I won a big Pokémon plush

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#I DONT KNOW WHY MY SUBCONSCIOUS DID THAT EITHER #um…#death tw #murder tw #it was pretty fucking graphic in my dream too #not much blood but like… yeah #fbi don’t put me on a watch list I don’t have the means to kill anyone #alas my army of dogs only existed in my head #as did that pokemon plush. kinda pissed I don’t actually have it. i worked hard for that thing.

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